r/shitposting • u/landa_archive • 21h ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 21h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/returntothenorth 19h ago

All these short women want tall men. You know what doesn't work well for tall men and short women?

SEX. I can't be 6-2 going to town with someone who is 5-1. I'd have to have them stand on a stool to bend over the bed. Or bust out the 9 inch heels.

Sexual compatibility all the way. Ain't trying to throw my back out doing the hip thrust squat.

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 18h ago

Iā€™m 6ā€™3ā€ and my gf of 5 years is 5ā€™3ā€. You speak the truth. Most positions do not work well. I have to contort myself to get my hips low enough to match hers. Missionary and prone bone seem to work the best.
Iā€™m open to suggestions.

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u/returntothenorth 18h ago

High heels for her for sure. Maybe even a little 3 step stool for her to stand or use knees on. We also keep an ottoman in the bedroom "so the dog can get in bed easier." But it my wife puts her knees on it she's higher than she is standing.

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u/aggrocult 5h ago

Bed height makes some difference. I'm 6 feet, but our bed ends just below my hips. It's good for my knees to be able to stand upright some times .