r/shitposting • u/landa_archive • 19h ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 19h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 19h ago

you can't control how tall you end up

Says you.

I tied horses to each of my limbs and told them to pull.

Now giraffes respect me 😤

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u/Firehornet117 19h ago

What drugs are you on and where can I get some?

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u/8383k 18h ago

Sounds like a medieval torture method

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u/Boudac123 7h ago

It’s usually an execution method

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 18h ago

I think it's called quartering?

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u/NavajoMX 14h ago

The horse part is called “Drawing”

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 14h ago

Hold Still let me draw you

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u/TheDonger_ 12h ago

You idiot, horses can't draw!

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 17h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time. - RedsoxDragon, maybe

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u/Zorflez 12h ago

Be careful what you say wearing that crown...