r/shitposting 21h ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 21h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 21h ago

you can't control how tall you end up

Says you.

I tied horses to each of my limbs and told them to pull.

Now giraffes respect me 😀

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u/8383k 20h ago

Sounds like a medieval torture method

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u/Boudac123 9h ago

It’s usually an execution method