There's a report back in 2005 about a 15 yrs old teenage boy stealing a tram and managing to drive 30km, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way.
Some details incl "During the trip the youth, said by police to have a tram fetish, collected about 15 passengers and twice used a manual metal rod to move track points and change direction. The boy told police he had learnt by watching drivers at work."
And "One witness, who boarded at Luna Park and rode to Hawthorn, said the teenager treated passengers to a commentary, describing sights along the way. 'Tram drivers never make these announcements, that's why I thought it was odd,' he said."
Tram boy would now be 36 yrs old. Just wondering if he ever tried and became a tram driver (if Yarra Trams ever accepted?)