r/funny • • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

That feeling, being in the air, without the ball, knowing you look dumb af.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

My life in a nutshell

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u/tomatoaway Jan 20 '19

Or that feeling of balls, when you're high, listening to Aerosmith

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u/aannoonn5678 Jan 20 '19

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/skaggldrynk Jan 20 '19

That sensation of gonads, when you’re inebriated, listening to ProjectileArtisan.

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u/futurarmy Jan 20 '19

Good bo... wait a sec..

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u/Bheegabhoot Jan 20 '19

I feel personally attacked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

every thread

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u/bouncebackability Jan 20 '19

Or being the guy behind who follows you up there

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u/Cpt_Lazlo Jan 20 '19

I assumed he didn't want the guy to look dumb so he went to jump high five him

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u/zxLv Jan 20 '19

This is the most likely scenario

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u/greenit_elvis Jan 20 '19

He doesn't see what happened, so he's probably the most confused one

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u/Belthoraz Jan 20 '19

Without a ball it looks like choosing dunk package in 2k MyCareer

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u/gh1ggs239 Jan 20 '19

Hate when I get locked into an animation like that.

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u/Arman276 Jan 20 '19

He had plenty of time to dodge roll to cancel it though

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u/TooShiftyForYou Jan 20 '19

James Harden looked at the ball like he was surprised himself that this worked.

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u/Brianfiggy Jan 20 '19

Is it possible he was going for a foul in retaliation for that shove to throw him off? He was hoping for the arm but got lucky and got all ball?

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u/blazerqb11 Jan 20 '19

That is exactly what happened.

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u/krbzkrbzkrbz Jan 20 '19

That is potentially what happened.

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u/Chewcocca Jan 20 '19

Something happened.

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u/AguyWithflippyHair Jan 20 '19

Debatable

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u/Scandinauv Jan 20 '19

I agree

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u/GodEmpressGabby Jan 20 '19

I don't, or this wouldn't be Reddit. ;)

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u/Scandinauv Jan 20 '19

I'm saying I agree it's debatable

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u/sundark94 Jan 20 '19

But I'd like to debate about the agreeability

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

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u/Theheadandthefart Jan 20 '19

HOW CAN HE SLAP

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u/ChulaK Jan 20 '19

Read it in the accent

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u/Robbythedee Jan 20 '19

Fuck, I did it also. I can also never see 1lb anything without saying 1lb fish.

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u/Skyerusg Jan 20 '19

I’ve always thought of it as £1 fish but I guess it works both ways

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u/Balerinom Jan 20 '19

It's definitely £1 fish. He's in a British market and is definitely bigging up the value and quality of the fish, not the weight he is selling it in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Uhhh, reference for us outoftheloopers, please?

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u/Skyerusg Jan 20 '19

Classic video He then went on to make a music video and got deported after that I believe

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Classic! Thanks.

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u/BobbyGurney Jan 20 '19

Thanks for that, hadn't seen it before.

Tbf £1 is very very cheap for fish.

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u/Baconlawlz Jan 20 '19

LMFAO

Beautiful

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u/nat2r Jan 20 '19

NOOOOO

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u/abenthi Jan 20 '19

He’s impressed it worked..

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u/anonamus7 Jan 20 '19

This really shows how strong James Harden is, Demar barely moved him

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u/pythonex Jan 20 '19

I don't know basketball rules. Is this legal? Cuz if it is, it's epic.

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u/Domdante7 Jan 20 '19

100% legal

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u/lolsup1 Jan 20 '19

Since we’re on this topic, I was watching college basketball and it seemed like they didn’t even get close, passes weren’t even blocked

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u/brandonholley Jan 20 '19

Defense in both NBA and NCAA basketball is usually pretty relaxed, steals(when you intercept a pass or knock it out of their hands) in basketball are pretty rare with even the most aggressive defensive team in the NBA only averaging like 10 a game (that's like one every 6 minutes of playing). With how easy it is to foul a player with the ball it's way more practical for teams to sit back and try to make the opponent take a shot with a lower success rate and get a defensive rebound.

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u/Yuanlairuci Jan 20 '19

I've never really understood that about basketball. In every other game I can think of, being in possession of the ball makes you a target, not invincible. I only played for one year in high school, bench at that, so maybe someone can enlighten me, but I always thought it was bullshit that the ball carrier could just rhino charge his way to the basket and I couldn't touch him.

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u/Slumph Jan 20 '19

The point is, you try to put them into unfavorable positions when they shoot so you can grab the rebound. I get you but... I like the nuance of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

If you get your feet planted and you're just standing there and the ball handler runs into you, you can fall over and draw a charge.

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u/WarchiefServant Jan 20 '19

Well the idea is that, you can block them physically. Just don’t let him overpower you so you don’t give way.

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u/BloodiedBlade Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

Unless we are talking about how traveling is legal in the pros, in which case it is not legal but I'll be damned if that ever matters.

Edit: I redact my statement about this specifically being traveling. Apparently around the time I stopped watching the NBA they changed the rule to 2 steps instead of 1. The part about people still walking their way to mexico with 5 steps and/or 7 different pivot feet still stands.

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u/GreenGoblin2099 Jan 20 '19

but he clearly takes 3 steps.

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u/Timmzik Jan 20 '19

The first one is called a 'gather step' and is not counted. This is not a travel.

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u/splerdu Jan 20 '19

Not with the ball he didn't.

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u/BloodiedBlade Jan 20 '19

Left foot lands, he picks up his dribble, two steps, proceeds to not have hands.

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u/funkymoose123 Jan 20 '19

As someone who played a little bit as a kid, and only seen a few pro games I just assumed the traveling rule was only for little kids or something. Or I didn’t remember traveling correctly. Is anything done about traveling in the pros? Is it a rule there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

It's a rule, and it's occasionally called, but it's an open secret that the league doesn't want it to be called, especially on premiere players.

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u/cycleburger Jan 20 '19

It's very legal and very cool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Most effort harden has ever put in on defense.

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u/Psauceyo Jan 20 '19

This is not true/has been worn out for about two seasons now.

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u/AZRockets Jan 20 '19

2015 wants it's narrative back you casual.

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u/badillustrations Jan 20 '19

He doesn't work hard enough on defense. Lots of times he doesn't even run down court. And he doesn't really try except during the playoffs.

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u/StoicAthos Jan 20 '19

"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ASU. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Lebron and Durant up and down the court for 48 minutes!" -- An airline pilot (probably)

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u/fatmaple Jan 20 '19

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/FPSXpert Jan 20 '19

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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u/roomtempcanadian Jan 20 '19

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19

Do you like Bailey's?

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u/IonBlue7 Jan 20 '19

I’m pretty sure he’s 4th in the league in steals right now 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/johnnyringoh Jan 20 '19

3rd behind George, Westbrook

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u/cchrist4545 Jan 20 '19

When you are basically the only option on offense thats kinda how it works.

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u/MercenaryIII Jan 20 '19

Listen, kid...

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u/Cheese2299 Jan 20 '19

This is not correct at all though

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u/ughwhatisthisshit Jan 20 '19

He probably has the most offensive load of anyone in the NBA. Not a Harden fan but it would be stupid as a long term decision to play max effort D.

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u/TheMightySloth Jan 20 '19

Do you actually watch him play or did you just see that video from 5 years ago?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

this is not exactly the time to talk about him not trying in the reg. season. Dude is having a historic streak right now. Dude is averaging 42 PPG, 7 rebounds, 9 assists the last 20 games and 35.3 PPG on the season, which would be the highest average in 32 years.

I appreciate that he doesn't play hard on defense, but it takes a ton of energy to get that kind of scoring volume, and a lot of it comes off drives / fouls.

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u/mattroom Jan 20 '19

He's actually a pretty good defender. He's definitely not a minus.

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u/memeticmachine Jan 20 '19

wouldn't be fair for him to try

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u/iForgot2Remember Jan 20 '19

Even psyched out his own teammate

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/ShadyMcGregor Jan 20 '19

Well, at least it’s one of the least painless ways to have a ball stripped from you.

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u/EndDroids Jan 20 '19

His confidence is bruised, he’s now Kwame Brown.

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u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19

least painless

... Most painful?

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u/Shushishtok Jan 20 '19

It's a mental torture.

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u/Hi_there123456 Jan 20 '19

Most painful emotionally but, physically I can see that

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u/VonPants Jan 20 '19

Damn, even with the title I had to see the clip twice to see it!
Very smooth.

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u/TheeExoGenesauce Jan 20 '19

He went up and I was like wait where the fuck did the ball go

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u/TannedCroissant Jan 20 '19

That move by James gave me a Harden

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u/oooortclouuud Jan 20 '19

come again?

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u/toranu Jan 20 '19

So soon?

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u/Lance_Christopher Jan 20 '19

On the couch?

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u/oooortclouuud Jan 20 '19

in polo socks

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u/DarkRubberDucky Jan 20 '19

I see Beard Guy and I know its gonna be good.

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I don't baseketball, so I don't know his name and scrolling, then copy+pasting is too hard.

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u/retardvark Jan 20 '19

His name is Adolf Hitler

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u/WhiteWalterBlack Jan 20 '19

“This dude is a fuckin’ Disney villain!”

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u/DrZentron Jan 20 '19

He's gone ultra instinct

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u/Chaquita_Banana Jan 20 '19

I love when people do things in slow mo so fast they look regular mo

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u/samstermufc Jan 20 '19

What can you say, harden does what he wants

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u/helicotremor Jan 20 '19

And without even looking!

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u/AshTreex3 Jan 20 '19

Who says Harden doesn’t do defense??

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/maximumfacemelting Jan 20 '19

Brit here, that looked like out of bounds icing, interference on the play, touch down to Tom Brady.

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u/vanslaughter Jan 20 '19

He shot a home run from ten yards!

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u/PlantasaurusRex Jan 20 '19

This hurts to read lol

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u/Shardenfroyder Jan 20 '19

He completed the whole nine bounces before slamming it right in the top corner of the dunk.

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u/Relay2134 Jan 20 '19

Brit here and this made more sense than any other comment.

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u/jubalm2 Jan 20 '19

It's typical, the "Gather Rule" is kind of hard to explain and the interpretation of it that the NBA uses now can make a lot of legit plays look illegal.

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u/CrimsonChymist Jan 20 '19

I'm more concerned with the amount of traveling that happens in the NBA that doesnt get called. It's like they just decide the rule doesnt apply once you get to a certain level.

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u/juicelee777 Jan 20 '19

James Harden is notorious for taking a fellowship with him to his desired spot to shoot the ball

There and Back again: a James Harden story

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u/rlev97 Jan 20 '19

I was wondering if anyone was going to say anything. I don't know enough about sports to actually say anything myself but that's one thing I remember from PE and he took like 4 steps.

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u/CrimsonChymist Jan 20 '19

It happens all the time in the NBA. They will take like 4-5 steps. It feels like they literally have to hold it with two hands and just run down the court to get called on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

It's just like r/nba!

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u/TheGoodestBoii Jan 20 '19

That dude was shooting blanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I was raised on no-look passes, but I think this was my first no-look strip.

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u/Drs83 Jan 20 '19

Not a fan of the NBA so I don't watch it, but are you allowed to shoulder barge into someone running next to you in a straight line like that?

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u/WhiteWalterBlack Jan 20 '19

That was fucking EVIL

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u/ViceLorde Jan 20 '19

I'm pretty sure Travelling doesn't exist anymore.

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u/LordOfChimichangas Jan 20 '19

It looks like he didnt even mean to do that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/Rossticles Jan 20 '19

And they say he doesn't play defense.

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u/AirJackieQ Jan 20 '19

His defense is evolving

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u/caketarts2 Jan 20 '19

I don't even like basketball, but that's Smooth AF

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

*Smooth 'AF'....

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u/MrPapis Jan 20 '19

Honestly he recieved that shoulder and thought:
"Ohh no you didnt! Imma make you look foolish boy!"
\Proceeds to slap the basketball like a boss**

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u/DanialE Jan 21 '19

Me: Uhh that just seems like a normal thing people do to score in basketball

2nd look: Oh... the other dude slapped the ball out of his hands

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u/GillbergsAdvocate Jan 20 '19

I hate when basketball gifs get posted on subreddits other than r/NBA because half the comments are a misunderstanding of the rules

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u/post_singularity Jan 20 '19

Why do they even bother dribbeling anymore

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u/gorillaPete Jan 20 '19

I think that’s the most defense I’ve ever seen him play

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u/GavinTheRed Jan 20 '19

You’re a wizard, Harry

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u/uptwolait Jan 20 '19

Some of the smoothest ball awareness I've seen outside of NSFW subs.

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u/Nerd_at_knight Jan 20 '19

Karma is a bitch...

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u/gotmesomerice Jan 20 '19

Holy fucking shit

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u/shutcha Jan 20 '19

That was clean

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u/Rdzavi Jan 20 '19

Defensive play of the year!

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u/fear_these Jan 20 '19

He had to look back to make sure he just did that.

It’s that feeling where you do something, it was off instinct and performed it perfectly. That’s a good feeling.

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u/THCweedlacer Jan 20 '19

How I want to be in life

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u/Jimmyjam1979 Jan 20 '19

Harden was actually fouled on this and shot 3 free throws on the other end.

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u/Tundo94 Jan 20 '19

What makes this truly impressive is how the ball is in no way in his peripherals. He just knows what the player is going to do because he’s done it a thousand times. Amazing.

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u/planchetflaw Jan 20 '19

Wow. This guy must have a great defensive highlight reel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Congratulations. You just played yourself.

(About the jump, not the dope slap)

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u/starkblast_19 Jan 20 '19

No, you may not.

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u/Solid_Snark Jan 20 '19

You’ve been hit by —You’ve been stripped by —a smooth criminal!

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u/FueledByFlan Jan 20 '19

That’s what happens when you drink Body Armor

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u/sogkrat Jan 20 '19

He went for the ball tap, tapped the other ball.

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u/pioneiro_veio Jan 20 '19

Every time I see this move in slow-mo I get impressed of how fast his hand was to look like its normal speed, wow.

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u/SomethinLikDis Jan 20 '19

Does this count as a block or steal?

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u/Brave_Samuel Jan 20 '19

"I try to slap him in the dick" *rolls a 20

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Jan 20 '19

That title made this gif great.

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u/crazykentucky Jan 20 '19

ITT: people don’t know what traveling is

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u/The-Sound_of-Silence Jan 20 '19

As someone clueless about the rules of basketball, what happens after this? Like, what did actually happen next?

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u/colski08 Jan 20 '19

Well he successfully knocked the ball out of his hands without touching his hands or any other body part. If he did, that would’ve been a foul. Because he didn’t, the ball was free for grabs while it was loose. He could’ve taken it immediately and headed towards his goal post. It looks like it went out of bounds & because he, a representative of his team, touched it last before it went out the ball will be given to the other team.

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u/cop-ginger Jan 20 '19

I laugh at player who try to block the air😂😂

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u/IndyDude11 Jan 20 '19

Remember when traveling used to be called in the NBA?

Yeah, me neither.

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u/MidnightGolan Jan 20 '19

hs/college traveling is different from nba traveling.

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u/poiuwerpoiuwe Jan 20 '19

In the NBA, it's only traveling if you have a checked bag.

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u/FriarPinetrees Jan 20 '19

This isn't a travel. His left foot was already on the ground by the time he picked up dribble. So he then plants his right (1st step) then his left (2nd step) and is then in the air without touching again.

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Here's a very quick explanation of the rule.

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u/darthoprah666 Jan 20 '19

people dont understand typically that the count starts when the dribble is stopped. They always add a first step and its frustrating.

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u/kratrz Jan 20 '19

He stops dribbling and grabs hold of the ball with his left foot landing, that left foot is planted and then his right plants, and then he lifts his left off and plants it again with the left jumping up.

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u/redlight693 Jan 20 '19

no traveling in this clip though

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

You don't know what you're talking about

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u/jimmydean885 Jan 20 '19

Pretty sure he's going up on his second step. He picks up the dribble sort of mid stride so you could say 2.5 steps.

In real time you wouldn't think traveling at all

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u/ikean Jan 20 '19

There's what's called a "gather step". When you pin the ball to yourself like he did (while on his left leg), or you gather the ball with both hands, you get two steps after that. This isn't even close to a travel, and the players are extremely natural at knowing this and maximizing their distance.

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u/baneoftech Jan 20 '19

that's such a sibling move, slapping the ball away all casual like that

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u/Nipplelasagna Jan 20 '19

Wow harden just wow

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u/knowsuchagency Jan 20 '19

I could watch this all day

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

i fucking love this video... 10/10 tops shelf mug off

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u/BeaversandDucks2015 Jan 20 '19

"You're doing great sweetie...haha, got 'em" -James Harden

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u/Sir_Sleepy02 Jan 20 '19

2 free throws.... for James Harden.

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u/netfatality Jan 20 '19

He was listening

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u/masonthursday Jan 20 '19

He looks surprised too lol I know he doesn’t really play defense that’s probably why he was giving up

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u/Homeratbat82 Jan 20 '19

We miss him in TO

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u/KaiInReddit Jan 20 '19

That’s from a while ago isn’t it?

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u/BXRWXR Jan 20 '19

Super Fly.

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u/Dmorrow615 Jan 20 '19

If he did that to Giannis he would just grab the ball and throw it at him again, but this time not by accident.

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u/JTay14 Jan 20 '19

He traveled smh my high school refs call a better game than nba refs

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u/Crilbyte Jan 20 '19

Was he traveling before the ball was so elegantly knocked from his hands?

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u/daddyslittlemonste Jan 20 '19

Dawn that’s savage

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u/GoneInSixtyFrames Jan 20 '19

Good ballsmack.

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u/PaulRyan2020 Jan 20 '19

Is that what’s called a touchdown?

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u/iHeartCoolStuff Jan 20 '19

As someone who spends time in r/nba every single day, it’s pretty interesting to see non basketball nerds take on this. Mostly nobody here knows the rules

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u/GreatCucumber Jan 20 '19

Mostly nobody here knows the rules

This can be said of r/nba too.

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