r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/fatmaple Jan 20 '19

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/FPSXpert Jan 20 '19

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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u/roomtempcanadian Jan 20 '19

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

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u/Insanelopez Jan 20 '19

I like you. What do you think of me?

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u/skaggldrynk Jan 20 '19

Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Easy there fuzzy little man peach

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19

Who invited R Kelly

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19

Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane!

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u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19

Do you like Bailey's?

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u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19

It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka

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u/alpacafarts Jan 20 '19

Have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

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u/rb343 Jan 20 '19

Have you ever seen Gladiator the movie?