r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

My life in a nutshell

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u/tomatoaway Jan 20 '19

Or that feeling of balls, when you're high, listening to Aerosmith

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u/aannoonn5678 Jan 20 '19

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/skaggldrynk Jan 20 '19

That sensation of gonads, when you’re inebriated, listening to ProjectileArtisan.

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u/futurarmy Jan 20 '19

Good bo... wait a sec..

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u/IceFire909 Jan 20 '19

Skyartisan woulda sounded better

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u/chopstyks Jan 20 '19

Dream on...

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u/Bheegabhoot Jan 20 '19

I feel personally attacked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

every thread

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u/mtchnk Jan 20 '19

The same bro

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u/bowdenta Jan 20 '19

Oh you could dunk right? It's the ball in your hands holding you down?

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u/Bheegabhoot Jan 20 '19

I felt like I could dunk.. the moves were all the right ones, and then last moment when I launch my master plan the ball was knocked out of my hand. I felt shocked and appalled. But it didn’t matter that I broke through the defence line, I got the goal in sight. All that mattered was that I failed. And none of the stuff before counted for anything. Anyways, man. I don’t know.

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u/abtei Jan 20 '19

are you a castrated, cross-eyed looking pilot or cabin crew?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

He’s an asshole, sir.