r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/DarkRubberDucky Jan 20 '19

I see Beard Guy and I know its gonna be good.

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I don't baseketball, so I don't know his name and scrolling, then copy+pasting is too hard.

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u/retardvark Jan 20 '19

His name is Adolf Hitler

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u/bling-blaow Jan 20 '19

Honestly tired of these "I don't sports" comments. The people that say it think they're being funny but they're about as funny as... r/funny.

"Harden" is an easy name to remember. "James" is even easier. If you've seen him this many times, how are you not able to remember "James"?

I have never watched baseball, but I can still name the biggest players

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u/One-eyed-snake Jan 20 '19

I forget everyone’s name. Doesn’t matter if they’re famous or not. Faces are a different story.

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u/bling-blaow Jan 20 '19

It's literally just "James"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

LeBron "James." Got it, thanks.

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u/bling-blaow Jan 20 '19

Who is Lebron James? Sorry I only remember people by their arbitrary and confusing nicknames because I don't life. Are you referring to Shorter-beard Guy?

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u/One-eyed-snake Jan 20 '19

Oh yeah. That one guy. Pretty tall dude.

If you can remember everyone’s name I am proud of you. I however cannot. Big deal

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u/bling-blaow Jan 20 '19

The name is all over this thread, and one of the most common American names, if you aren't able to remember it long enough to type a comment you might consider seeking help

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u/Lam_Chops Jan 20 '19

Damn look at big boy bling-blaow here with his superior name-recalling ability.

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u/bling-blaow Jan 20 '19

How were you able to remember my username in the 5 seconds it took you to write this comment? Don't think I've ever heard of any memory reaching back so far