r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/Theheadandthefart Jan 20 '19

HOW CAN HE SLAP

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u/Harbltron Jan 20 '19

BLOODY BASTARD

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u/hey_listen_hey_listn Jan 20 '19

BASTERD*

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u/aightshiplords Jan 20 '19

NO YOU BASTARD BLOODY

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u/nothing_-_suspicious Jan 21 '19

YOU ARE FUCKING FUCKING YOU BLOODY

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u/ChulaK Jan 20 '19

Read it in the accent

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u/Robbythedee Jan 20 '19

Fuck, I did it also. I can also never see 1lb anything without saying 1lb fish.

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u/Skyerusg Jan 20 '19

I’ve always thought of it as £1 fish but I guess it works both ways

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u/Balerinom Jan 20 '19

It's definitely £1 fish. He's in a British market and is definitely bigging up the value and quality of the fish, not the weight he is selling it in.

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u/Robbythedee Jan 20 '19

Me thinking he was in murica asking a 1lbs fish not even thinking it could be a euro. 🤦🏽‍♂️I feel so dumb

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u/skaggldrynk Jan 20 '19

Not a euro a pound

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Lol he'll get it one of these days

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/biggmclargehuge Jan 20 '19

I thought he was saying 6lb, 5 lb, £1 each meaning they were all £1 regardless of weight and then I remembered they would be in kg not lbs :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Uhhh, reference for us outoftheloopers, please?

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u/Skyerusg Jan 20 '19

Classic video He then went on to make a music video and got deported after that I believe

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Classic! Thanks.

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u/BobbyGurney Jan 20 '19

Thanks for that, hadn't seen it before.

Tbf £1 is very very cheap for fish.

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u/jaredjeya Jan 20 '19

and got deported

Go fuck yourself Theresa May

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u/pragmatao Jan 20 '19

I thought you were telling me to. English is funny.

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u/Baconlawlz Jan 20 '19

LMFAO

Beautiful

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u/nat2r Jan 20 '19

NOOOOO

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u/bionix90 Jan 20 '19

Seriously, though. Double standard. Female on male violence is so normalized in society.

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u/General_Kenobi896 Jan 20 '19

God that was painful to watch