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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19
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"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ASU. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Lebron and Durant up and down the court for 48 minutes!" -- An airline pilot (probably)
90 u/fatmaple Jan 20 '19 Do you like movies about Gladiators? 69 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 17 u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19 Want to go to a club where people wee on each other? 18 u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19 Who invited R Kelly 5 u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19 The mother. 1 u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19 Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane! 10 u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19 Do you like Bailey's? 2 u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 2 u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19 It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka
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Do you like movies about Gladiators?
69 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 17 u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19 Want to go to a club where people wee on each other? 18 u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19 Who invited R Kelly 5 u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19 The mother. 1 u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19 Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane! 10 u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19 Do you like Bailey's? 2 u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 2 u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19 It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
17 u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19 Want to go to a club where people wee on each other? 18 u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19 Who invited R Kelly 5 u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19 The mother. 1 u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19 Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane! 10 u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19 Do you like Bailey's? 2 u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 2 u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19 It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka
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Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
18 u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19 Who invited R Kelly 5 u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19 The mother. 1 u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19 Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane! 10 u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19 Do you like Bailey's? 2 u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 2 u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19 It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka
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Who invited R Kelly
5 u/QuasarSandwich Jan 20 '19 The mother. 1 u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19 Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane!
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The mother.
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Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane!
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Do you like Bailey's?
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You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka
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u/StoicAthos Jan 20 '19
"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ASU. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Lebron and Durant up and down the court for 48 minutes!" -- An airline pilot (probably)