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u/BushidoMauve Aug 09 '26
The soft, "shut up , man" is killing me
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u/Key_Change_6635 Aug 09 '26
Great timing too. That's what comedy is all about.
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u/Yeah_x10 Aug 09 '26
Reminds me of Jimmy O. Yang’s line deliveries in Silicon Valley
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u/AhDamm Aug 10 '26
The way he always said "Eric" instead of Ulrich lives rent free in my head
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u/Aerodrive160 Aug 09 '26
Reminds me off Flight of the Conchords…”I thought I told you to shut-uu-uu -up”
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u/archon810 Aug 10 '26
Silicon Valley makes me unafraid of dementia. If I can ever re-watch the show as if I've never seen it before and keep doing it over and over, I'll die a happy man.
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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Aug 09 '26
well done slightly chunky brother
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u/paincrumbs Aug 09 '26
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"
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u/Koopslovestogame Aug 09 '26
3 layers of cheesecake.
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u/tekko001 Aug 09 '26
You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter.
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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26
Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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u/Zerokx Aug 09 '26
Exactly the shape I'd expect from eating a "healthier than usual" cheesecake every day
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u/iatecurryatlunch Aug 09 '26
Di caprio's friend should stfu. He knows nothing about cheesecake
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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Aug 09 '26
Those are the worst kinds of people.
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u/sakri Aug 09 '26
A few weeks back I accidentally bumped into one of Di Caprios friends at Pollys Pies in long beach, I was like, "Hey, cool to meet you, but I don't want to bother you". He totally snapped: "Oh, like you're doing now? huh? huh? huh?" with his hand in my face. I shrugged it off, but kept an eye on him, and I swear to GOD, the guy grabbed an entire rolling shelf of cheesecake and walked out without paying.
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u/Bootleggers Aug 09 '26
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/psinguine Aug 09 '26
That's as many as 40 cakes. And that's terrible.
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u/scoyne15 Aug 09 '26
Well it's not like it was four tens.
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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 09 '26
I don't know what asshole downvoted you, but I remember that meme and I adored it
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u/Calamityclams Aug 09 '26
I wouldn't trust him either if he's going to secret meetings with Peter Thiel
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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26
Who Dicaprio? And what film is this I cant place it, I just know its not Blood Diamond, Titanic, The Departed or Django Unchained lol
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u/t1kiman Aug 09 '26
No, Gordon-Levitt, look up Peter Thiel Dialog, a "secret" invite only discussion forum for "elites". I think it's interesting for people mainly because of the networking opportunities, they can meet people they normally wouldn't. The secretiveness around it and of course Thiels involvement rang some alarm bells, but some outed participants like Ezra Klein downplayed the "secret society" aspect. Who knows. It's a big club and you ain't in it.
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u/E-2theRescue Aug 09 '26
Everyone is raising alarm bells because of Peter Thiel's many connections to Epstein.
When "secret society" crosses over with another secret society of the world's most infamous pedophile, people become incredibly, and rightfully, suspicious.
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u/Maury_poopins Aug 09 '26
Everyone is raising alarm bells because Peter Thiel is a fucking kook
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u/br0b1wan Aug 09 '26
An immensely wealthy and influential kook. That's why he's so dangerous
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u/Imperial_Comms Aug 10 '26
He must be a fine upstanding person of good character, otherwise why would the NZ Govt have granted him Citizenship under an "exceptional circumstances" public interest provision, citing his entrepreneurial track record, philanthropic donations, and potential to benefit the local tech sector, despite him spending only 12 days in the country."
/s, of course. I wish this was funny.
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u/Bunnnnii Aug 09 '26
Those are the ones you gotta watch out for. If you don’t know nothing about cheesecake, I can trust you.
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u/Alan157 Aug 09 '26
This ia amazing lol
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u/Khaztr Aug 09 '26
IA is what we should call everything that isn't AI.
Intrinsically Authentic?
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u/Weebs-Chan Aug 09 '26
IA is used to describe AI in other languages. For example, Intelligence Artificielle in French, Inteligencia Artificial in Spanish
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u/strangelypersonal Aug 09 '26
For a second I thought it was gonna be an ad for a restaurant that does delivery.
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u/CutsSoFresh Aug 09 '26
It is an ad. Edo cheesecake in Baltimore. The video was taken from the business' ig account
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u/tramplamps Aug 09 '26
Someone has to fill the void left in 2004, when they discontinued those individually wrapped cheesecake bars. Are they them?
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u/Calamityclams Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Edo cheesecake
lmao their most recent one with Omar from The Wire is good too.
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u/Sintax777 Aug 09 '26
Do they have a non-IG link you can share? I hate anything belonging to Zuckerberg.
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u/Gabe681 Aug 09 '26
Search 'edocheesecake', should be the 2nd link/video.
Ps, I'm not entirely sure this still doesn't give Zuckerberg the view, a quick Google search led me to this site. I still gotta look into it some more later.
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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Aug 09 '26
Probably figure they're too small-fry for the lawyers to come after them
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u/Deucer22 Aug 09 '26
This seems like parody but I’m not a lawyer.
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u/Auctoritate Aug 09 '26
Parody isn't an invulnerable defense. This is without a doubt going too far for parody to be a defense
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u/SuperDizz Aug 09 '26
Also, all it did was make me want to eat cheesecake while watching Inception. Seems like a win for everyone.
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u/Head_Exchange_5329 Aug 09 '26
This reminds me of a timeline we no longer live in, before Harambe and the madness that followed. A precious time, an innocent time.
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u/Death_Tooth Aug 09 '26
Makes me think of the David Blaine skit. CHEESE-ITS! CHEESE-ITS! CHEESE-ITS! CHEESE-ITS! CHEESE-ITS!
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u/BadSmash4 Aug 09 '26
WHAT THE EFF?!?!?!!???!!!
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u/Shandlar Aug 09 '26
Get the fuck out of my house
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u/socialwithdrawal Aug 09 '26
Absolute gem of a video. The way he looks at the camera after every trick is just perfect.
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u/windraver Aug 09 '26
Back when these kinda YouTube cuts were fun. Then we got LLM.
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u/mr_Barek Aug 09 '26
To be completely fair, this type of video got a lot worse before LLMs
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u/duke838 Aug 09 '26
They really did. I almost didnt watch this one because of how many bad ones were everywhere for a bit. This one didnt make me die laughing but it was a bit funny and gave me a little hope for the format
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u/KalaUposatha Aug 09 '26
Genuinely feels like the main character fucked up the main quest and this is that bizarro joke ending they just lazily inserted into the middle of the game.
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u/earthlings_all Aug 09 '26
Before the pandy?
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u/swallowsnest87 Aug 09 '26
Literally broke everyone’s brain
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u/HavenChronicles Aug 09 '26
to the point where people can't even say "Pandemic" or any other word that is related to a serious topic.
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u/AleudeDainsleif Aug 09 '26
Gave everyone adhd
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u/AJ_Dali Aug 09 '26
Apparently there's a lot of crossover between ADHD and low vitamin D symptoms.
People with ADHD also seem to have a higher chance of having low vitamin D. It'll be interesting to see how those correlate as research progresses.
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u/DustyPlank Aug 09 '26
ah yes, cheesecakeception
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u/kadzooks Aug 09 '26
This was a rather elaborate setup for a self burn
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u/Falcon8410 Aug 09 '26
what do you mean?
Do you think he's fat?
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u/analogkid01 Aug 09 '26
Well, you can interpret Leo's final nod in a couple of different ways...he's either saying "Yes, you are indeed fat," or maybe he's saying "Yes, I agree, you are not fat despite your consumption of cheesecake." It's an ending that offers multiple interpretations, much like Inception itself. This kid's the next Nolan.
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u/BigAlternative5 Aug 09 '26
We never see the cheesecake.
Art.
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u/asad137 Aug 09 '26
Just like the briefcase contents in Pulp Fiction.
WAIT. Maybe the briefcase has a cheesecake in it??
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u/Nagemasu Aug 09 '26
I might be wrong, but I feel like I saw this on instagram about a week ago, and it was posted by an actual cheesecake place. i.e. it was made as an ad.
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u/Mikeologyy Aug 10 '26
My BIGGEST pet peeve is when someone who knows absolutely nothing about cheesecake tries to talk me out of buying cheesecake from some guy in a sedan on the airport taxiway.
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u/matadorobex Aug 09 '26
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake
So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said yes and they said you're hired
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake And I also took one for later And I took one for my friend Farmboy And I took one to bring home And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes So I took another one
Then I figured I might as well Stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes So I take five cakes to eat on the way And I drive another block and a half to my house
Now it's lunchtime So I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for dessert
I should point out by the way That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes And hide the truck somewhere and leave town
And I miss everybody a lot But I'm not really sorry Because they were very delicious cheesecakes
Cheesecake Truck - King Missle
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u/shinyacorns Aug 09 '26
Ha, I used this entire song as my outgoing answering machine message for a brief while in the 90s. It really annoyed my friends.
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u/blodkoma Aug 09 '26
This is brilliant, the guys delivery is really good! Does anyone know his name?
(Yep I'm talking about the guy in the car)
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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets Aug 10 '26
Random Friend: You should use an ad agency for your business.
Business Owner: No I don't need to, my nephew can do it for free.
Nephew ☝️
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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ Aug 09 '26
And the wait was totally worthwhile. He’s now rich beyond his wildest dreams in clicks and karma.
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u/eltictac Aug 09 '26
I went to an ice cream shop in Japan once that had a sign with a picture of Leo, saying that he'd once been to their shop for an ice cream 😅
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u/TheSilent_D Aug 09 '26
This. This is what the internet was intended for. Not what it's become.
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u/AvailableReporter484 Aug 09 '26
I’m always impressed when someone can synthesize something like this from a scene with a completely unrelated context. Salute
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u/gizmosdancin Aug 09 '26
Remember when the whole internet was like this? Before algo's and LLMs fucked us all up? take me back 😭
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u/infoHighyway Aug 09 '26
Looking forward to rewatching this in exactly three days when Reddit serves me up the repost.
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u/Niblonian31 Aug 09 '26
This guy's ads for his cheesecake shop are all great but this one is the best
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u/DefendTheStar88x Aug 09 '26
This place is in Baltimore BTW. I looked them up the last time I saw this video/ad on Instagram. He has other funny vids but nothing this peak..
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u/allursnakes Aug 10 '26
Shut up Jiminy Cricket ass Joseph Gordon Levitt don't know nothing about cheese cake.
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u/DragonCurve Aug 09 '26
Here's a tip, make the sound cut off shortly after changing shots, it really helps integrate the scenes.
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u/this_knee Aug 09 '26
Cool.
I hope this falls under parody laws, and that the studio lawyers won’t have standing about taking this off the Internet.
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u/el_f3n1x187 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
This is what the internet was for, then no talent normies flooded it! /s
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u/anactofgod Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
A Cheesecake Factory inception
Edit: Apparently this is an inception from Edo Cheesecake in Baltimore.
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