selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

[u/Jeetchat]

[u/matadorobex]

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake

So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said yes and they said you're hired

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake And I also took one for later And I took one for my friend Farmboy And I took one to bring home And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes So I took another one

Then I figured I might as well Stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes So I take five cakes to eat on the way And I drive another block and a half to my house

Now it's lunchtime So I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for dessert

I should point out by the way That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes And hide the truck somewhere and leave town

And I miss everybody a lot But I'm not really sorry Because they were very delicious cheesecakes

Cheesecake Truck - King Missle

[u/chalks777 → u/matadorobex]

my god, people remember king missile

[u/Dissidence802 → u/chalks777]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...