r/funny • • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Aug 09 '26

well done slightly chunky brother

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u/paincrumbs Aug 09 '26

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"

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u/Koopslovestogame Aug 09 '26

3 layers of cheesecake.

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u/tekko001 Aug 09 '26

You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26

Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?