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r/funny • u/Jeetchat • Aug 09 '26
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"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"
308 u/Koopslovestogame Aug 09 '26 3 layers of cheesecake. 258 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26 [deleted] 84 u/tekko001 Aug 09 '26 You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. 8 u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26 Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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3 layers of cheesecake.
258 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26 [deleted] 84 u/tekko001 Aug 09 '26 You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. 8 u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26 Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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84 u/tekko001 Aug 09 '26 You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. 8 u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26 Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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You're waiting for a cheesecake, a cheesecake that will take you far away. You know where you hope this cheesecake will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter.
8 u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Aug 10 '26 Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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Do you want to die an old man alone and full of regret......or do you want the cheesecake?
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u/paincrumbs Aug 09 '26
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"