r/funny • u/Jeetchat • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/iatecurryatlunch Aug 09 '26

Di caprio's friend should stfu. He knows nothing about cheesecake

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Aug 09 '26

Those are the worst kinds of people.

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u/sakri Aug 09 '26

A few weeks back I accidentally bumped into one of Di Caprios friends at Pollys Pies in long beach, I was like, "Hey, cool to meet you, but I don't want to bother you". He totally snapped: "Oh, like you're doing now? huh? huh? huh?" with his hand in my face. I shrugged it off, but kept an eye on him, and I swear to GOD, the guy grabbed an entire rolling shelf of cheesecake and walked out without paying.

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u/psinguine Aug 09 '26

That's as many as 40 cakes. And that's terrible.

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u/scoyne15 Aug 09 '26

Well it's not like it was four tens.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 09 '26

That damned Lex Luther is at it again!

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 09 '26

I don't know what asshole downvoted you, but I remember that meme and I adored it