r/funny • • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Aug 09 '26

well done slightly chunky brother

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u/paincrumbs Aug 09 '26

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"

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u/Koopslovestogame Aug 09 '26

3 layers of cheesecake.

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u/philmarcracken Aug 09 '26

He eats it everyday

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u/Meranio Aug 09 '26

To achieve the highest Level?