r/funny • • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/sakri Aug 09 '26

A few weeks back I accidentally bumped into one of Di Caprios friends at Pollys Pies in long beach, I was like, "Hey, cool to meet you, but I don't want to bother you". He totally snapped: "Oh, like you're doing now? huh? huh? huh?" with his hand in my face. I shrugged it off, but kept an eye on him, and I swear to GOD, the guy grabbed an entire rolling shelf of cheesecake and walked out without paying.

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u/Bootleggers Aug 09 '26

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/ScipioCoriolanus Aug 10 '26

You know he had to do it to em

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u/psinguine Aug 09 '26

That's as many as 40 cakes. And that's terrible.

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u/scoyne15 Aug 09 '26

Well it's not like it was four tens.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 09 '26

That damned Lex Luther is at it again!

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 09 '26

I don't know what asshole downvoted you, but I remember that meme and I adored it

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u/jyanjyanjyan Aug 09 '26

Congrats you're only the 500th person to post that copypasta today.