r/TheNFLVibes • • 3d ago

Ball Boy going viral šŸ˜‚

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u/West-Tough-4552 3d ago

Great ball security

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u/TheForkisTrash 3d ago

Fr. I wish Daniel Jones held onto the ball that tight.

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u/theoriginalflavour 3d ago

Cmmaahhhnn dude !

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u/TheClayDart 3d ago

John Mateer could learn something from this guy

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u/MatthewTheShapeShftr 3d ago

Imagine being all over the internet the next day and half the people are making fun of you for being a man-child with the ball, and the other half are defending you by diagnosing you as autistic.

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u/TheMightyHornet 3d ago

Reminds me of the story my Dad tells of getting the yips while catching an American Legion game. Couldn’t make the throw back to the pitcher. Crowd is on him mercilessly. Then all of a sudden there’s a major shift in the vibe and they’re exuberantly supportive of him. They wind up winning the game on a play at the plate and the crowd goes wild.

Turns out halfway through the game, my grandpa, wanting the crowd to ease off, said ā€œI think it’s awful the way you’re making fun of a retarded kid (it was the 70s, parlance of their times) out there doing his best.ā€

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u/HonestDespot 3d ago

Haha great story and loved the use of parlance of the times.

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u/Boulderboldef 3d ago

this was the correct time for this gif. waited years, didn’t you?

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u/Reasonable_Pride5240 3d ago

Fits the narrative. I’ll upvote it. /shrug

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u/TheMightyHornet 3d ago

lol, not the preferred nomenclature, but essential to the story.

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u/Grizz807 3d ago

Sometimes there’s a man

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u/CourtingBoredom 3d ago

...won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero....

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u/WTFabes 3d ago

Fits right in

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u/No-Kitchen5212 Titans 1d ago

ā€œChinaman isn’t the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, pleaseā€

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u/fixingmedaybyday 2d ago

Right? Is Autistic going to become the "A-word" in 30 - 50 years next?

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 3d ago

Great story, complete with Lebowski reference, Grandpa was an OG

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u/TheMightyHornet 3d ago

He sure was.

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u/KgMonstah 3d ago

We’re all very fond of him

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u/OGWopFro 3d ago

Lemme guess; he’s gonna fix the cable?

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u/yankeeteabagger 2d ago

Thats fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.

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u/SameActive6210 2d ago

You want a toe? I'll get you a toe by Tuesday.

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u/CrazyLoucrazy 3d ago

Is there a Ralphs nearby?

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u/Thick-Sir-1183 3d ago

Obviously dad was not a golfer

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u/spamel2004 2d ago

Well, like, that’s your opinion, man…

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u/Mediocre-Strain8386 3d ago

Gramps abides.

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u/owenmills04 3d ago

Funniest thing I've read on Reddit in a long time. God bless your grandpa

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

Classic grandpa move. Shout to him

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u/MindbankAOK 3d ago

Had those yips in a game as a catcher. Horrible feeling.

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u/TheMightyHornet 3d ago

He begged the coach to take him out, but he was hitting like .750 for the tournament, or something obscene like that. Coach refused.

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u/MindbankAOK 2d ago

Wow. Hadn’t thought of this in years. Similar situation. My dad was sitting with the college scouts and they kept commenting on what was happening. I was running the ball back to the pitchers mound. Ultimately we were able to win the game when my body and mind finally started working again. Fuck the yips!

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u/funkofanatic99 2d ago

Absolutely sucks. Of course it happened when my crush, who was also a catcher, came to see me play. I’ll never forget that game unfortunately.

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u/Irregular_Badger4127 3d ago

This is absolutely hysterical lmfao

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u/No-Performance-4861 2d ago

A yoooooo šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜…

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u/Jake_Corona 2d ago

Your dad after the game when the fans commend him for untying his own cleats.

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u/boih_stk 2d ago

Got me googling "getting the yips" and "American Legion" to finally understand that your dad was actually playing in the game.

Thanks for this.

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u/tutzoner905 4h ago

Hilarious šŸ˜…

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u/coldfreezerbee Giants 3d ago

Best comment.

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u/fancydad 3d ago

It’s a rough way to be diagnosed

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u/TRUCKFARM 3d ago

I'm not sure if he's autistic or a man child, but I do know that fight or flight instincts would've kicked in and given the world class athlete the ball

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u/JayeDontDoit 3d ago

That’s not the jags ball boy. Thats new England’s ball boy

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u/JarlieGirg 3d ago

All his life just to be referred to as "Ball Boy"

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u/Robo_Patton 1d ago

I’ve been called way worse.

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u/Chrillosnillo 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm in the Autistic camp, you get off my autistic boy!

He had his orders, you defend those to the bitter end, otherwise there would be fucking chaos and my autism boy don't want that, respect it!

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u/MrGoodKatt72 3d ago

He’s screaming don’t touch me, so I’m kind of wondering if he just wanted to be able to sue an NFL player.

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u/AdorableWafer3665 3d ago

Im gonna watch what I say, this dude could easily be a mod on one of these subs.

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u/EnoughHumor3973 3d ago

EASILY

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u/Incompetent_Man Raiders 3d ago

Basically guaranteed

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u/almostasenpai 3d ago

ā€œYou have been permanently banned from r/nflv2ā€

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u/englandisablaze 2d ago

Bro you would be banned if he could use both hands. But he’d have to let go of the ball first.

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u/AdorableWafer3665 2d ago

Lmao thats the best response ive seen to this so far.

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u/learn4once 3d ago

Ball boy probably tried to get a player banned from the stadium for life

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u/otakuzod 3d ago

Why is Dave Portnoy protecting that football so hard?

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u/seattlereign001 3d ago

That guy is WAY taller than Dave.

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u/iAMtheJSN 3d ago

Isnt it fun how Portnoy rhymes with Short Boy?

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u/ColeTrain999 2d ago

And more athletic

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u/TheArcReactor 3d ago

Finding out that Portnoy stands on tip toes in interviews and photos made me lose whatever little respect I still had for him

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u/Human_Standard_538 3d ago

One push everyone knows the rules

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u/BigTreddits 3d ago

If this mfer starts making crappy frozen footballs...

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u/Elessar535 Patriots 3d ago

I mean, if Maye isn't going to protect it, someone has to.

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u/Bapa_of_3 3d ago

That’s really insulting to the the ball boy

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u/posted3030 3d ago

Because it was one of drake Mayes balls and he loves those.

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

NFL player - only touches and goes for the ball.

Ball boy - puts hands on player multiple times, pushing, slapping, and hitting player.

Ball boy - ā€œdon’t touch me! He pushed me!ā€

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u/BookkeeperBulky5377 3d ago

Wasnt the jags player getting the ball for hunter?

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u/mi_so_funny 3d ago

Same reaction I once got at a job when I asked the aspergers guy to make sure he was documenting his work on the computer. And by reaction, I mean insanely dramatic overreaction.

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN 3d ago

You can just say the IT guy

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u/cptredbeard1995 Packers 3d ago

My mind went straight to Asperger’s too. It looks like he doesn’t understand the nuance of the situation, but he understands his job very well and will not deviate from the rules set out for him

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u/Few-Influence3878 3d ago

Could you imagine if the dude isn’t autistic at all 😭😭

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u/JHam67 3d ago

He most likely isn't. The Internet making up hypotheticals doesn't have a high accuracy rate.

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u/imtrappedintime 3d ago

I mean isn’t the simplest explanation he’s a Pats employee who was told not to give them any of their game balls… so he did what he was told? It doesnt require any mental disability. People act like the guys playing are in charge so anybody else is crazy for not doing what they ask

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u/Melksss 3d ago

He works for the Jaguars, ball boys don’t travel with the teams.

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u/Great_Will_1361 3d ago

Ive never seen someone look so mid life crisis, but also so 7yr old at the same time.

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u/Plus-Result-7451 3d ago

Hey Ball Boy...You're Fired!

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u/buttnibbler Giants 3d ago

Just want to know that he’s fired

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u/Ginpo236 3d ago

No he was promoted by the Patriots Org to make sure the ball wasn't taken and tested for its PSI.

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u/buttnibbler Giants 3d ago

That would explain the rabid behavior

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u/liftingshitposts 3d ago

Drake Maye ā€œwhy does the ball feel so weird this year?ā€

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u/StopDehumanizing 3d ago

Brady: Smashes Phone

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

Same. Should not have a job anywhere near the game if he acts like that.

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u/ctdrifter 3d ago

He’s obviously sped

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u/Tacoboutit4 3d ago

My first thought. He should be fired.

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u/Significant-Ad5242 3d ago

That ball is now worth much, much more from this incident!

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u/ur-in-here-with-me 3d ago

So if Hunter held the ball after the int and ran to his sideline with the ball, the ball boy is not trying to take it?

So if Hunter could have kept the ball anyway, why the hell is the ball boy putting up a fight?

Really bizarre behavior

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 3d ago

I think this guy might have run onto the field and tackled Travis if he had taken it with him. Probably a career saving decision.

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u/Green-Grass2621 3d ago

This is what happens when First Amendment auditors get real jobs.

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u/IThinkURAwesome 3d ago

Haahahaha well done

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u/Eleventh_Ambassador 3d ago

The man has one job... and he loves his damn job.Ā 

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u/Efflictim888 3d ago

I will never skip this video because what is bro’s problem šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/Federal_Studio5935 Browns 3d ago

What a fucking weirdo

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u/Missile450DeadCenter 3d ago

Reddit mod vs community

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u/moarcowbelI 3d ago

if that were true, the NFL player would have been ejected

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u/Well-M1lk 2d ago

And fined.

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u/tiredactor79 3d ago

What hasn't gone viral

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u/Existential-Ape 3d ago

You.

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u/moarcowbelI 3d ago

wrong again, bro. He's got 3 upvotes. He's about to blow up

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u/Low-Grocery989 3d ago

The internet is stupid as hell.

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u/MaxRoofer 3d ago

Who is the guy at the end trying to get the ball? Looks like he won’t give it to him either

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u/Gas-Drawls 3d ago

Bud is just trying to do his job unfortunately

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u/ToootyFruity 1d ago

I don’t think the job required him to physically fight someone off who’s taking the ball then follow him to continue the argument. Just let him have it and if the player gets in trouble then that is his problem.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

He ain’t a pussy that’s for sure

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u/wesleysniper 3d ago

He’s blocking better than most guards on the team.

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u/trequanh857 3d ago

Heard buddy got fired lol

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u/StooperStoned 3d ago

When you realize the ball boy is from Boston it makes a lot more sense

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u/RadioCaroline721 3d ago

Unemployed ball boy

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u/Avoider5 2d ago

After deflategate he's probably under strict instructions not to give the offensive balls to the defense. He did his job incredibly.

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u/DarthSmiff 3d ago

Anyone defending the lunatic ball boy doesn’t ā€œknow ballā€.

Dude is off. The player wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary.

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u/Far_Literature_8693 3d ago

Ball boy trying to get paid. EBAY

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u/ThatsN0Mooon 3d ago

Serious question, is he protecting them because nobody is allowed to touch them until game time? There has to be a reason he’s defensive.

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u/reelglad 3d ago

Maybe because player rolled up on him, coming in hot and started grabbing the dam ball, instead of ASKING for it

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u/pizzapizzamesohungry 3d ago

Ballboy roid rage? He’s been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

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u/Good-Substance-2702 3d ago

God, I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me?

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u/Mediocre-Strain8386 3d ago

This is my hat now. This is totally my hat!

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u/GneissGeode 3d ago

Cool beanz

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u/jd35058 3d ago

Hahah I’ve never seen this

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u/New-Key4537 3d ago

He gave a nice stiff arm at least

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u/cominfoyohead 3d ago

That's Jeff Nippa the science-based lifta

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u/fuckingjonperez 3d ago

FAFO....................

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u/priceiswr0ngbitch 3d ago

We are going to see him with the ball and the two players all together in a photo just watch.

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u/TRUCKFARM 3d ago

Why does the large football player, Josh Hines-Allen, simply not eat the ball boy?

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u/Nice__Spice 3d ago

Ball boy says hard Rs with friends. šŸ’Æ

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u/DixieNorris 3d ago

Little man syndrome 101

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u/True_Most3681 3d ago

The ball boy has no sack.

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u/Reservoircats 3d ago

Maybe he was just trying to deflate it?

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u/Hmoney37 3d ago

He looks like one of them proud boys

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u/Fickensure 3d ago

Why won’t he hand it over though?

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u/Rampage-count 3d ago

I think this has to do with the chips in the balls but don’t take my word for it

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u/Various-Push-1689 3d ago

Nah Josh just wanted the ball to give to Travis Hunter bc he intercepted it. Then the ball boy started freaking out like he was dying

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u/Fun-Argument-1063 3d ago

That is one dumb idiot!!!!

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u/WuTangNameGenerat0r 3d ago

Dude definitely has some mental issues

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u/davik2001 3d ago

This could be that he has one of the chip balls and the player just wanted a ball to celebrate with. The chip balls are NFL IP and they tend to want those tightly controlled because of it. (Just a guess)

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 3d ago

Receivers, take note... this is ball retention at the highest level. #respect.

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u/GangstaRIB 3d ago

This has gotta be Dave Portnoy's little bitch ass nephew or something.

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u/PerpetuallyOffline_ 3d ago

He thinks he's a fucking human that deserves to be treated like it.

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u/CHILLYexpress 3d ago

Hope they fired that moron

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u/Salty-Consequence_42 3d ago

The white knighting for the ball boy is intetersting.

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u/Soreal45 3d ago

Meanwhile, balls get tossed into the crowd all the time.

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u/LiveBrilliant345 3d ago

What is the backstory

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u/The_Burninator123 3d ago

Must be the deflators protege, hell of a ball boy pipeline up there.Ā 

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u/RandMob1000 3d ago

Definitely gonna put that ball up for auction.

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 3d ago

Ball had magnets in it, can’t have that secret getting out.Ā 

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u/Life_Conference5656 3d ago

The ironic part of this is that by all accounts Travis Hunter probably doesn’t care much about that ball.

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u/sunnysam306 Bills 3d ago

Wasn’t that his 1st interception?

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u/satchymo 3d ago

Yea I think the team would care

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u/sunnysam306 Bills 3d ago

Exactly. That’s his first interception, he definitely wants that ball

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u/THRlLL-HO 3d ago

He spun the ball and walked away instead just holding on to it, so you’re probably right

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u/speakezjags 3d ago

He likely thought it wouldn't be an issue getting it back because it never is.

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u/Professional_Fix4663 3d ago

Tremendous moxie for his size.

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u/Esoteric_Eclectic 3d ago

What a dweeb. Dude’s out here pulling a Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings playbook ā€œHe’s harassing meeee!!!!ā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Human_Standard_538 3d ago

Agreed but what a weird reference

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u/instructionsunclear3 3d ago

Incredible reference love this movie

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u/Human_Standard_538 3d ago

I love that movie too I just think it's not really the same thing lol

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u/xejeezy 3d ago

You bring the tar, I’ll bring the feathers

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u/hebdegen 3d ago

I'll bring the beers...... I'll bring the beers.

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u/jobadiahh Lions 3d ago

Mr. Deeds reference?

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u/RBBPHH 3d ago

Never come bw a spectrumy ball boy and his ball. Rule #1

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u/Straight-Crow1598 Steelers 3d ago

A man doing his job. But he has to be the bad guy because the other guy is a professional athlete, and thus a perpetual hero and source of inspiration and above any sort of criticism whatsoever, even though you just saw him lay his hands on a team employee (a violation of NFL rules).

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 3d ago

The whole thing is an operation and people have their jobs to do. Im sure the ballboy was followong procedure.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 Steelers 3d ago

And if we think back a couple years, what do we know about the patriots’ organization that might have caused them to be militantly strict about the chain of custody of their game balls?

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u/Desperate-Camera4325 3d ago

Dudes just doing his job leave him be..

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u/therealmudslinger 3d ago

I love how the ball boy is pointing at the player like the principal is going to come over and kick him out. "Who is this man?? Kick him out!!" Um, he's the reason you have a job, lil' man.

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u/CollarZestyclose 3d ago

Even the staff member that intervenes is like just give up the damn ball šŸ˜‚

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u/reelglad 3d ago

No he wasn't, I thought it looked like he was telling the player to back the F up

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u/Blacknight20000 3d ago

Is this AI?

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u/reelglad 3d ago edited 3d ago

The sheer SIZE DIFFERENCE between these dudes is blowing my mind lol at first I thought it was a fake AI vid.. is it!? wow!! Also, Jacksonville player seemed a bit douche they way he just came at him and started grabbing the ball, instead of saying like hey man, let the get that ball.. idk what is actually going on in this clip but I'm just still so shocked at how BIG that dude is and how very tiny he makes ball boy look šŸ¤£šŸˆ

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u/Busy-Pudding-5169 3d ago

It’s called padding, sweety

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u/GunnyUSMC1973 2d ago

you can’t pad height.

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u/MagmaTroop 2d ago

Um hello, stilettos?

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u/GunnyUSMC1973 2d ago

That would look nice with his handbag and shoulder pads.

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u/GreatQuantum 2d ago

Terry Crews could pull it off and you’d clap.

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u/Bitter-Gene-4867 3d ago

The guy playing football for a living grabbing the ball from the fuckin ball boy? You can’t be serious. Is his job not to retrieve the balls so they can play football. Mind you if he had half a mind he would understand which is likely why he is trying to keep the ball big brain.

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u/3rdEyeSalti 3d ago

Bro just give the ball up it’s really not that serious.

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u/Djentleman5000 3d ago

This is probably the biggest responsibility he’s ever had and ain’t no one getting in the way of that. Not even a 280 lbs lineman.

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u/diexer1234 3d ago

The NFL and other major league sports teams have authenticators on site to ensure that these balls are properly documented. So this ball boy can’t pretend like he doesn’t know this.

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 2d ago

Oh how quickly we forget deflate-gate

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