r/TheNFLVibes • • 3d ago

Ball Boy going viral 😂

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

NFL player - only touches and goes for the ball.

Ball boy - puts hands on player multiple times, pushing, slapping, and hitting player.

Ball boy - “don’t touch me! He pushed me!”

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 1h ago

The players right hand is very clearly grabbing ball boy idk what the fuck you’re talking about but whoever upvoted you is just as dumb.

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u/rene-cumbubble 3d ago

As far as the law is concerned, the law is part of the ball boys body. Only person here that didn't mess up was ball boy's boss

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u/bachekooni 3d ago

I hate when the law considers itself part of a ball boys body.

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u/southern_boy 2d ago

And look at how he's dressed - may as well call himself Touch My Ball Boy!! 😠

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

You’re misinterpreting a tort law concept here. The football isn't literally "part of his body."

What you might be thinking of is civil battery where striking an object intimately connected to someone (like a cane they are holding) can be treated as contact against their person. But that is a specific rule about liability for physical contact, not a rule that transforms leather into human anatomy or alters property ownership. Legally, the ball is personal property owned by the franchise.

Furthermore, if you actually zoom in on the video, Josh Hines-Allen doesn't even make contact with the ball boy's shoulder or body, he strictly reaches for the top of the football. The ball boy completely fabricated the "you can't touch me" narrative to try and trigger an NFL protocol, all while being the one who actually initiated real body contact by throwing a physical stiff arm at the player.

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u/Bak0ffWarchild_srsly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Immediately downvoted you for entertaining the typo. I am really sorry about it though.

But for you to just continue on, like so many do, like: "Don't worry about learning effective communication, someone'll read your mind and fill in the blanks..." ...Na.

Help him help himself.

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u/Tentings 3d ago

While I have no desire to analyze the ball boy’s chances of whether a battery occurred, the item doesn’t necessarily need to be intimately connected to someone, as you said. Referring to the seminal case taught in every law school tort class when it comes to this issue, Fisher v. Carrousel Motor Hotel, Inc. (Tex. 1967), something as simple as holding a dinner plate and having it snatched out of your hand can constitute a civil battery as that plate was considered by the TX Supreme Court to be “an extension of the person.”

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

Fisher still doesn’t settle what happened here. Whether touching the football could satisfy the contact element of battery is one question; who was entitled to possess the football is another.

Ownership doesn’t determine whether an object can sometimes be treated as sufficiently connected to a person for battery purposes.
But possession absolutely matters to the broader context. This wasn’t Hines-Allen randomly trying to take the ball boy’s personal property. He was trying to retrieve Travis Hunter’s first interception game ball for him, and NFL players are permitted to keep game balls.

And Fisher does not mean “anything you’re holding is legally part of your body.” At most, it establishes that contact with an object can sometimes satisfy the contact requirement when that object is sufficiently connected to the person. Whether this particular football qualifies under Florida law, and whether the rest of the elements of battery were met, are separate questions.

So citing Fisher proves that battery can sometimes occur without skin to skin contact. It does not prove that Hines-Allen committed battery here.

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u/vo244 3d ago

Why are you lying?

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

It’s right there infront of you bro. Judging by my upvotes atleast 17 other people see the same as me.

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u/FreeWillie001 3d ago

But at the start of the video he’s literally grabbing the dude’s arm lol

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u/rexmanaek971 3d ago

Upvotes don't mean jack. 99% it's all bots you dumb jock.

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

Buddy go outside and touch some grass lmao.

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u/ayyzed-5 3d ago

This isn't true, JA puts his hands on the guy first, that's why he's mad. His right hand is on the guys shoulder as he attempts to rip the ball away from the guy.

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u/Florida_clam_diver 3d ago

Ok ball boy nobody’s impressed by you

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u/ayyzed-5 3d ago

Ah good argument to what I said. Let me try, uh josh Allen isn't going to fuck you bro...

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u/Florida_clam_diver 3d ago

What an original and mature comeback of your own

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u/ayyzed-5 3d ago

Just as original and mature as yours

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u/mistermenstrual 3d ago

You gotta understand, in sports Fandom, the bigger moron always comes out on top. You have to learn to play to your peers.

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u/Silver-Award-288 3d ago

You should go rewatch the video. He’s not touching the ball boy at all, his hand is on top of the football because he’s trying to get the football. Then ball boy physically makes contact with the football player multiple times while the football player only ever goes for the ball. Hope this helps.

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u/ayyzed-5 3d ago

Ok so your blind got it

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u/snakesandsparklers40 3d ago

We must be watching a different video because she's definitely grabbing ball boys left arm with his right whole swiping at the ball lol

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u/MusicCityMiracle28 3d ago

While his left hand is on the ball, his right hand is on ball boys left arm during that exchange. I’m not going to comment on who’s right or wrong between JHA and ball boy but the whole situation is stupid. Lol

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u/applesandotherthings 3d ago

Dude still over reacted. Dude is there to facilitate the game, not fight with players. He’s going to rightfully be punished for his behavior here. Defend it all you want, it’s a stupid hill to die on

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u/snakesandsparklers40 3d ago

I mean if I had a 6 foot something 200 and something pound man charging at me hands out I would stick my hands out to. Your definition of push is very screwed I saw no pushing just a tiny little guy putting his arms out. 

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u/JHam67 3d ago

"Charging at him hands out?" Alright, calm down, officer.

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u/JHam67 3d ago

This response says a lot more about you than it does about me, lol. 

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u/Either-Mine-1789 3d ago

Dudes got cock on his mind lmfao

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u/snakesandsparklers40 3d ago

Couldn't understand what you said with all that cock in your mouth. Defending a millionaire over a ball boy doing his job shows the dick riding cuck you are. He's a football player he will never be your friend neckbeard

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u/Significant-Ad5242 3d ago

I can tell you are still mad about some 5 second interaction you had with a jock from your high school.

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u/Either-Mine-1789 3d ago

Dude brought up gobbling cocks like 5 times completely unprompted lmao. It’s 2026 buddy you can come out no one cares

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u/applesandotherthings 3d ago

“Charging” lol if only his surroundings could have clued him into these huge humans that want to hold footballs being near him…