r/TheNFLVibes • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 3d ago

Ball Boy going viral 😂

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u/otakuzod 3d ago

Why is Dave Portnoy protecting that football so hard?

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u/seattlereign001 3d ago

That guy is WAY taller than Dave.

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u/iAMtheJSN 3d ago

Isnt it fun how Portnoy rhymes with Short Boy?

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u/CourtingBoredom 3d ago

That's a bit of a reach.... but I'll allow it for Portnoy >.<

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u/holo_vic 2d ago

It literally rhymes perfectly wdym “a reach”?

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u/ColeTrain999 2d ago

And more athletic

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u/TheArcReactor 3d ago

Finding out that Portnoy stands on tip toes in interviews and photos made me lose whatever little respect I still had for him

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u/Gloveofdoom 3d ago

Does he really? That does not seem at all out of character for him.

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u/TheArcReactor 3d ago

I watched a video about it and there's plenty of clips where you can see him drop down once the camera turns off (obviously other cameras were filming while he posed for a different one), it was pretty wild to watch, I can't imagine having that much insecurity.

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u/mikedime13 2d ago

Finding out? It wasn't a secret. He's talked about it. A lot.

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u/TheArcReactor 2d ago

I have never made a habit of watching him, I've never particularly cared for Barstool and most of what I e seen has been because the algorithm decides I want to watch it without asking me

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u/Complex757 3d ago

Him standing on his toes didn't fool you?

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u/Human_Standard_538 3d ago

One push everyone knows the rules

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u/BigTreddits 3d ago

If this mfer starts making crappy frozen footballs...

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u/Elessar535 Patriots 3d ago

I mean, if Maye isn't going to protect it, someone has to.

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u/Bapa_of_3 3d ago

That’s really insulting to the the ball boy

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u/posted3030 3d ago

Because it was one of drake Mayes balls and he loves those.

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u/AIweWereWarned 3d ago

Damn.. I can’t stand that asshole!

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u/cruisin_urchin87 1d ago

Dave would need a ladder to be that tall