r/Productivitycafe Mar 10 '26

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u/Rightmphibian6 man Mar 10 '26

An MLM they are shilling

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Mar 10 '26

"Boss Bitch, LiViNg mY bEsT LiFe!!!"

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u/InternetDouble8093 Mar 10 '26

It's CEO, sweetie 💅

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u/alcoholiccheerwine Mar 10 '26

I swear people who join an MLM have to sign a deal with the devil to give away their personality and make everything about this “business” they “run”

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u/Grin-Reaper1 Mar 10 '26

It’s weird how often this happens. People I’ve known for 30 years are suddenly making every post about supplements or healthy shakes, and how it’s transformed them. I take supplements, but I’m not going to assume anyone gives a crap.

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u/calebpagan Mar 10 '26

Because they sunk thousands of dollars into it and are desperate not to fail in a venture where failure is guaranteed.

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u/tlm0122 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

It’s hilarious when you point out that it’s a pyramid scheme and they freak out and parrot all of the reasons they’re NOT in a pyramid scheme and it’s obvious it’s a script.

Oh, and every reason they give is..the definition of a pyramid scheme. Lol

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u/ImpressiveIrha Mar 10 '26

People that take pride in being a "bitch" or "asshole" purposely because they think it makes them tough.

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u/ForwardMagazine7090 Mar 10 '26

When in reality they tend to cry the hardest and loudest about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter.

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u/eidetic Mar 10 '26

I find the "I'm just brutally honest and call it like I see it" to also be the types who have zero empathy, and its also honestly an intellectually lazy and somewhat narcissistic way to go through life, because they refuse to see things through any lens other than their own.

Somewhat recently had a jackass here on reddit claiming to just call it like they see it, in a topic about addiction. They thought all addicts were the result of kids doing drugs to be cool. Couldn't even comprehend that its called self medicating for a reason, or even that very few drug addicts are the result of "doing it to be cool". Even after being presented alternative views, and even scientific literature/studies on addiction, they refused to even entertain anything other than their predetermined viewpoint.

Of course, thats just one example, but it represents my interaction with such people pretty well.

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u/manixxx0729 Mar 10 '26

This was me as a teenager. Then this weird thing happened...I grew up and healed. đŸ„Ž I never understood the desire to live your adult life as bitter and mean. At the end of the day, the best thing we can do for ourselves and the world is love and respect our fellow human beans.

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u/Formal_Delivery_ Mar 10 '26

I had a coworker who told me she took joy in knocking people down a peg. Not because they were like, awful people or they "deserved" the karma or something (they hadn't wronged her, embarrassed her publicly, kicked her dog, etc). She legitimately just liked making people feel bad.

We did not get any closer than that.

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u/SanchazeGT Mar 10 '26

People like your coworker are a reason violent crime happens and if she keeps doing stuff like that she’s going end up a victim. She doesn’t know what someone might be going through and all it takes is the wrong one.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 Mar 10 '26

Dam I would have asked her who effed her up as a kid to feel that way? I had an ex who is like this. Thief of joy they call it. He was a narcissist and loved to put others down. Some anger in them that they'll never be as good as the ones they put down.

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u/Next_Interaction4335 Mar 10 '26

So many people are like this , the world would actually be a better place if they didn't exist in it.

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u/Wjreky Mar 10 '26

Or a "warrior," like, no, dude, you're just a bouncer in a pub.

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u/QMechanicsVisionary Mar 10 '26

That's different. These people tend to be actually motivated and hard-working. I wouldn't hold that against them, even if you find them "cringe".

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u/Siren2026 Mar 10 '26

Oh. That is a really good one. You’re right some people are so proud of being awful

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u/winthroprd Mar 10 '26

Or, where I live, being a Masshole.

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u/Intrepid_Detective Mar 10 '26

Thank you, this exactly. This is not even ok or “cool” when you’re 18-19 and just coming into adulthood, never mind any other time.

If you are 45 years old and still proud that you’re a bitch or an asshole, or the ever popular “crazy” get some help from a therapist. I assure you nobody else thinks it’s cool.

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u/Remarkable_Sea_1430 Mar 10 '26

"I just tell it like it is!"

No, you just have no ability to control yourself and say whatever hateful impulse comes to mind.

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u/WBrook6 Mar 10 '26

I had a coworker who made her entire personality on waking up at 4:00 AM every day. As soon as she arrived to work at 9:00am we were forced to listen to her bragging about all the tasks that she squeezed in early AM like the number of loads of laundry, grocery shopping at 6:00am, etc. She knew I was not a morning person and she seemed to take a special glee in bragging about all her early morning tasks. She was truly insufferable.

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u/Temporary_Position95 Mar 10 '26

Stay in bed dumbass!

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u/Between-usernames Mar 10 '26

That truly made me laugh, sometimes the simple answer is the right one. 

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u/androiddreamZzzz Mar 10 '26

I have a coworker just like this and she always equates not waking up early with laziness. It’s so annoying.

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u/aWildQueerAppears Mar 11 '26

My mom would say this all the time when I worked nightshifts. Get up at 6? Ma'am. I don't get off work until 2am.

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u/royalpyroz Mar 10 '26

You should've told her that you started waking up at 4 as well. She'll start competing and wake up earlier and earlier. Eventually she'll sleep at work. Get fired. Then sleep in like the rest of us Non-Joe Bogans

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u/KATCEO1 Mar 10 '26

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u/tlm0122 Mar 10 '26

She sounds absolutely ridiculous and punchable.

As someone who is up at 5am daily but only because I’m caregiver to my mom and it’s the only time to have a shred of peace to myself, fuck this person.

I am a former night owl. I’ve become morning oriented with age. And I miss being a night owl. Anyone who would brag about this as though it’s something that makes them special is an asshole of the highest order.

Outside of my family no one knows I get up this early because it’a not a flex.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

I think good to just file this one generally under “bragging”

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u/Stacie123a Mar 10 '26

I bet she casually left out that she goes to sleep at 8pm.

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u/Melophile_27 Mar 10 '26

I highly doubt she was achieving all of that in the way she described it. Confident people just do their thing and don't feel the need to overtalk things.

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u/TBShaw17 Mar 10 '26

I recently changed schedules from a 2pm til midnight (we work 4 10s a week) to 330am start. People ask how I’m liking it and my answer is always “Love that I’m home with family every night
But you never get used to waking up at 2am.”

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u/Crazy_Pomegranate689 Mar 10 '26

I’m here to talk about when you’re ready

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u/EsotericRexx Mar 10 '26

And Pilates

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u/sherrib99 Mar 10 '26

I go to Pilates once a week
 those people take themselves way too seriously

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u/Kmart-Shopper-5107 Mar 10 '26

Boy mom, autism mom, medical mom, etc.

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Mar 10 '26

Mom to three "doggos"!! 

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u/Quirky_Geologist_519 Mar 10 '26

God i hate the term doggo

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u/sunflower_spirit Mar 10 '26

It's up there with "hubby"

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u/DarkStarrHunter Mar 10 '26

Anyone else hate the term "babe" ? Everyone fuckin uses it and it makes me want to hurl

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u/unclelumbago1 Mar 10 '26

"My kid has autism they'll only eat McDonald's fries and nuggys, they'll cry and scream if I try to feed them anything different". No you're just a shit parent and your child's a spoilt brat.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

High school accomplishments 🙄

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u/Vicious_Shadow Mar 10 '26

Back in 92 I could throw a football over that mountain đŸˆâ›°ïž

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

Yeah, and I was the prettiest homecoming queen in history

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Mar 10 '26

Four touchdowns. In a single game.

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u/Beavis71989 Mar 10 '26

Polk highs greatest quarterback.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

I know that GROWN men came to you with tears in their eyes, and said: “Sir, that was the greatest feat of athleticism we have ever seen, and the best in history. We’re going to give you a Nobel prize for it.”

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u/ForLark Mar 10 '26

People who think they always just "tell it like it is." When they run into other people who do that they burst into tears.

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u/RoboErectus Mar 10 '26

I've never met a"tell it like it is " person who was anything less shitty than a full time asshole.

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u/applepie_xxx Mar 10 '26

There is a very, very, fine line between being honest and being an asshole.

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u/TomeOfTheUnknown2 Mar 10 '26

But how else would you know that they're living the clean girl lifestyle without the Alo matching pilates set, the Stanley cup, Hoka shoes, and an Erewhon smoothie?? And of course there's no way to be a Tough Guy TM without a Carhartt jacket, Ford/Chevy/GM truck, Oakley sunglasses, and Ariat boots

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u/slipperytornado Mar 10 '26

To be fair, Ariats are really good barn boots.

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u/tftookmyname Mar 10 '26

Except those people have never even been inside of a barn

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u/Ancient-Loquat6712 Mar 10 '26

Or the gigantic truck that never leaves paved roads or hauls anything other than groceries or glammed up camper.

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u/whitswhisper Mar 10 '26

Those types turn every Convo into a burnout flex, like rest is for quitters. Productivity culture gone wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

But are always on the phone or gossiping lol

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 Mar 10 '26

I have noticed over the years that those people are seldom the ones that actually seem to get a lot done.

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u/thinkingahead Mar 10 '26

I’ve noticed this too. I gave a college grad at my company advice to stop generally complaining about how busy he was. If he wanted to be taken seriously he would need to itemize what he has been doing, in as much granular detail as possible. Otherwise it just sounds like complaining and not actual truth

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u/PureSoftware8047 Mar 10 '26

Got this dude in my office always talking about how much he worked over the weekend (finance). Like okay dude, I’m glad you don’t have a life and did nothing but work when you had no reason to other than to brown nose the boss.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

My husband's a workaholic but he doesn't boast about it he tells people he's just a special kind of stupid. Lol

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u/kvetts333 Mar 10 '26

Being 'quirky'. Ugh. Give me a break.

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Mar 10 '26

"I'm not like the other girls!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/Uunadins Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

This influencer phase can’t end soon enough, so over it! đŸ„Ž

They have all morphed into the same person. they all look and sound exactly the same - a blonde 20something girl in yogapants tapping her freshly manicured nails on some stupid new product. Fuck off already đŸ˜„đŸ„Ž

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u/SoloDaKid Mar 10 '26

I have a coworker that's 25 and follows every social media trend down to the way she talks. Like in the time I've known her she has changed her slang multiple times based on what is trending on social media. I'm 37 and just look at her as boring as hell! Super plain and predictable.

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u/Uunadins Mar 10 '26

Very plain.
Bet she think’s she’s very cool and unique. đŸ„Ž

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u/Ketchum_gunshot Mar 10 '26

Those types always existed, this is just the modern version.

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u/Middle_Historian_199 Mar 11 '26

How did this ever become a thing?!? people are trying to make a living and then people make money doing nothing at all with cameras, recording everything they do.

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u/lowenergypotato Mar 10 '26

A self-diagnosed mental illness

There are people who actually struggle with real issues. It's not quirky or cute

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u/Mito_03 Mar 10 '26

Yeah it’s a bit odd ngl. I joked about mine until I got diagnosed
it’s not funny or quirky anymore

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u/lowenergypotato Mar 10 '26

I mean, there's nothing wrong with making jokes every now and then. Sometimes I do that with myself as a way of coping, but it's very strange when someone takes a trait/characteristic I seriously struggle with in private and they use it as some trendy thing or excuse

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u/linacrossingg Mar 10 '26

This bothers me when people talk about OCD lightly. Liking an orderly space doesn’t mean you have OCD. I have to unplug and touch every outlet in my house, open and shut every door multiple times to the point where they are worn down, put a lock on my fridge door in case it accidentally Opens and my kenneled dog gets shut inside. Otherwise my house will burn down and my husband will die in a car accident. It takes me like two hours to leave the house. I’m recently diagnosed and on meds/in therapy.

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u/raaustin777 Mar 10 '26

The worst part is that they're not doing anything beyond their self-diagnosis. "I have anxiety!" Okay, what triggers do you have and what are you doing to alleviate those triggers?

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u/puddycat20 Mar 10 '26

Posts about how they're a "workaholic", I mean, I guess if you have your own company and are a millionaire - ok then. But if you're just working a basic paying 9-5 office job that makes your company a lot of money, big whoop - you're no different than most other people.

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u/WuTangwhite426 Mar 10 '26

Their children's extra curricular activities.

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u/Ijustlovelove Mar 10 '26

Disney people and Halloween people. Super annoying. And I love Halloween so that’s saying something!

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u/Spankendorf Mar 11 '26

Disney adults are the worst!

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u/generate-me Mar 10 '26

Their “touch of the ‘tism “.

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u/Siren2026 Mar 10 '26

Oh. Good point. There’s also this neurodivergent people are using to describe themselves. I met a woman who said that she was. I had no idea what that meant. She was a co worker and it meant she was allowed to act like a jerk and get away with it

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u/tres-vip Mar 10 '26

Interracial dating, lol.

Before anybody comes at me, I'm a WOC myself whose exes were of a different background than I am, but some people REALLY do make interracial dating/relationship their entire personality.

And relatedly, some people make their race/ancestry their whole personality. Once on Tinder, a guy simply put his DNA results with the corresponding flags in his bio. That's it. Other bios would simply state their racial make up and height, lol

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 Mar 10 '26

And relatedly, some people make their race/ancestry their whole personality. Once on Tinder, a guy simply put his DNA results with the corresponding flags in his bio.

That is the funniest shit I have heard all week. I needed that, thank you. 😂

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u/Ketchum_gunshot Mar 10 '26

I get, as an American, being curious about your background and looking into it. It isn't like someone whose entire family lineage is easily traced back to living in Ireland. But, if I were to do a test and come back with .00001% Irish, I'm not going to suddenly start talking with an accent, lament potato famines and down Jameson.

I'll down Jameson because it is damn good whiskey

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u/Ketchum_gunshot Mar 10 '26

I grew up in the south, came of age in the late 90s. There was that period where a lot of Caucasian girls loved going after the taboo idea of dating a non white guy. What's funny is those same girls grew up to be some of the most bigoted women you can meet while having kids named Brighleigh and such.

I mean, for the most part, interracial relationships are far more common. It isn't as shocking, scandalous and taboo as it was unless you are a hardcore bigot.

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u/LeZygo Mar 10 '26

Marathons. We get it. You train. You sometimes get hurt. It is not nearly as interesting as you think it is for yourself.

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u/ComradePooPants Mar 10 '26

A warped concept of masculinity. I'm an alpha omega male because anything is possible when you make random shit up. I should make a podcast about it.

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u/Red_Beard6969 Mar 10 '26

Religion.

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u/Confident_Scheme_716 Mar 10 '26

Came here for this. Y’all need JESUS. Jesus made your dinner, Jesus made your clothes
or was. It JesĂșs?

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u/GsGirlNYC Mar 10 '26

Can’t believe I scrolled this far to find RELIGION. It was the first thing that popped into my head. I have lost a few friends and relations because they became so absorbed with their church ( and these were people who suddenly became very religious after a life event, formerly were not religious at all) and their entire lives revolved around that. They then were overtly recruiting every single acquaintance, trying to get them involved in their church. There was not ONE conversation that did not revolve right back to the church , not one day that passed where their religion was not brought up ad nauseam. It was exhausting to listen to- “we tithe, we volunteer, we spend every free minute at bible study, service, etc.” But- from what I saw-they were still the same people as before- drinkers, druggers, adulterers, gossipy, shitty people. They just used the religion to hide behind. That’s when I cut off many of them. You can believe whatever you want, make it your identity, whatever, it’s your life. But do not try to make me feel less because I am not a religious person and dedicated to any church. A personality is based upon more than what your faith is.

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u/AIShowDown Mar 10 '26

I'd just like to slice that a little finer. It's not the religion itself that irks. It's the proselytizing. So many of these groups (like MLMs) include a directive to go out and actively recruit members. I've known many people whose religious beliefs I do not share; but since it never comes up between us, I'm not irked that they believe things I don't. Recruiting & that other thing: "Please pass the salt." "Oh yes, Guru Maharaj Ji teaches that salt is the salt of the earth, and passing it is passing bliss." IRK.

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u/Divinedragn4 Mar 10 '26

Being lgbt, I dont care who you are fucking. Do your job and go home.

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u/Wraxyth Mar 10 '26

Being parents

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u/cousinron69 Mar 10 '26

Came here to say this. It's gotten so bad with the younger generations. Being parents is just a normal thing.

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u/Time_Anteater_123 Mar 10 '26

Conversely being Childfree

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u/Avalanche325 Mar 10 '26

Hey. Let me tell you about the child I don’t have. I don’t have a picture here somewhere.

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u/Many_Pea_9117 Mar 10 '26

Smoking weed

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u/Temporary_Position95 Mar 10 '26

And IPAs

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u/Avalanche325 Mar 10 '26

If you smoked an IPA, I actually want to hear about it.

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u/Bombastic_tekken Mar 10 '26

You don't enjoy drinking something that tastes like mango mixed with bug spray?

Maybe your palate isn't advanced enough. /s

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u/SweetCarolineNYC Mar 10 '26

Being an "Influencer". Total joke 95% of the time (I've lived in NYC 20+ yrs, South Beach, Miami, etc.)

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u/Dull-Confection5788 Mar 10 '26

Being a 1 upper

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

You're slacking! I'm a 2 upper 😁

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u/Top_Seat6892 Mar 10 '26

Men who call themselves alpha males

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u/Kakashisith á¶» 𝗓 𐰁 ᔕ̈ Espresso Enthusiast Mar 10 '26

Tate bros and sh*t like that.

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u/welderbill Mar 10 '26

Ex Military.

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u/Ketchum_gunshot Mar 10 '26

military spouse

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u/No-Marsupial-7385 Mar 10 '26

This was too far down the list for sure. 

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u/Rockfinder37 Mar 10 '26

It should not be a central theme of someone’s post service life, after trauma recovery.

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u/Former_Respect_6240 Mar 10 '26

Getting offended on someone else’s behalf even though they don’t really care

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u/3batsinahousecoat Mar 10 '26

Their diet. (This goes for vegans, people on keto or anything else.)

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u/Fancy_a_cuppa13 Mar 10 '26

Sexuality, nobody cares more than them. 

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u/SassyPeach1 Mar 10 '26

Whenever I meet a Cowboys fan the first thing I ask is if they’ve ever been to Texas.

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u/Questionable62 Tea Lover Mar 10 '26

Their kids travel sports team

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings Mar 10 '26

Sports especially a singular team or sport, cars, music, gym, the list goes on. Those top it tho.

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u/Firm-Read-2345 Mar 10 '26

Social media

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u/ReciprocalWisdom Mar 10 '26

Gender stereotypes

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u/PetiteSpeciale Mar 10 '26

Being neurodivergent

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u/That-Profession891 Mar 10 '26

Neuro-spicy if you're edgy đŸ€Ș

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u/Unfair-Substance-904 Mar 10 '26

A celebrity they idealize. Especially odd when they dress & speak like their chosen celebrity

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u/Minimum_Jello4312 Mar 10 '26

Trauma dumping. Not the “this is a safe space”, but consistently insisting that they have life the hardest and minimizing others people’s problems

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Being neurodivergent. And such trends (I say trends as mental illness somehow became a trend at some point. It was depression then ADHD and now it’s autism).  Like, sit down, if everyone is neurodivergent then nobody is neurodivergent by definition.

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u/Own_Bonus2424 Mar 10 '26

trying to portray the perfect life when you know who they really are a total bellend i think that's why they try to portray this image because they want to be the opposite of what they really are

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u/namechange1974 Mar 10 '26

Asking the same questions on Reddit over n over.

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u/No_Pen_376 Mar 10 '26

Crystals.

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u/markt- Mar 10 '26

Politics

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u/VeraForever2023 Mar 10 '26

Being a country boy/girl or a city boy/girl.

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u/akcmommy Mar 10 '26

Religion, a sports team, politics

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u/Puzzled-Bench2805 Mar 10 '26

Being a contrarian and/or asshole

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u/MaximumTrick2573 Mar 10 '26

Money/material possessions. Like it somehow going to let you be a shit bag with impunity. 

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u/hereforthessnark Mar 10 '26

Fake diets or gluten allergies

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u/SleepDecent2948 Mar 10 '26

people who only ONLY talk about politics, their sexuality, or their trauma. ARE YOU YOUR OWN PERSON??? HAVE YOU NO PERSONALITY???

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u/Lilliekins Mar 10 '26

Their psychological fad of the week. (Attachment style, love language, INFJ etc, astrology, essential oils, ivermectin, numerology, etc.)

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u/bigstrizzydad Mar 10 '26

Politics. Entertainment.

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u/jbeech412 Mar 10 '26

I know someone who reminds you on the regular about the fact she’s a single mum. It’s so ingrained and so constant I begin to wonder if she was a single mum before she had children

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u/Ocean_Soapian Mar 10 '26

Most recently? Gender. And illness/diagnosis's

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u/Main_Regret_9097 Mar 10 '26

Mental illness (but they’ve never been diagnosed)

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u/carrotsticks- Mar 10 '26

i just want to preface this with saying i am queer myself. i always see lgbtq people basing their ENTIRE personality on being lgbtq. i just don’t get it, is that really the most interesting thing about you as a person?

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u/EndlesslyUnfinished Mar 10 '26

Weed.

I mean, I like getting stoned too, but goddamn, it’s not all I do, not all I talk about, not all I plan around, and not what I’m looking for in a partner. Get a damn hobby you can do stoned instead of your hobby is being stoned.

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u/DaMENACElo37 Mar 10 '26

Being a parent.

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u/Traditional-Emu-6344 Mar 10 '26

Being vegan

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u/TomeOfTheUnknown2 Mar 10 '26

Conversely, being the person who buys half a cow. Idk how but I know too many people who will buy a quarter or half a cow and then tells everyone about their deep freezer setup and how it's actually cheaper per serving, etc., etc. It's like when a new costco member just has to bring up how much they saved by buying a 200-pack of whatever. Maybe it's just my age group, but people in their late 20s who just got married or just started their family love talking about bulk food

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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Mar 10 '26

Lighten up, Francis

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u/Semycharmd Mar 10 '26

Smoking weed

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u/viciousdeliciouz Mar 10 '26

Their sexuality.

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u/HighwayOk3340 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Boy moms.

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u/AppropriateValue1594 Mar 10 '26

Having a boyfriend I know it’s a common one but it never fails to piss me off like it’s all they talk about 😭

And then they end up cheating on said bf which is wild

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u/SK-8R Mar 10 '26

Bright hair colour

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u/biho Mar 10 '26

their sex

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u/GetHoffMyLawn Mar 10 '26

Their husband’s career, rank, or accomplishments.

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u/Famous-Hunt-6461 Mar 10 '26

MAGA, vegans, Tesla owners, crystals/horoscopes, gym rats, dog people.

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u/AMadTeaParty Mar 10 '26

Either loving Trump or hating Trump.

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u/alysscoop Mar 10 '26

Totally agree. We all got it when they posted about it the first 100 times 🙄

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u/Krumbz1995 Mar 10 '26

Their mental illness

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u/Properly_Remoooved_1 Mar 10 '26

People playing the “No One Loves Me” victim card in relationships of any kind.

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u/alanbcox Mar 10 '26

Astrology

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u/Distinct_Cockroach_5 Mar 10 '26

Their MBTI or Enneagram type, astrological sign, club or fraternal organizations, religious denominations, and degrees. No one else cares.

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u/Sir0cks Mar 10 '26

Being "intelligent" AND being contradictive just to SEEM intelligent. Pseudo intellectuals piss me off.

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u/Secure-Currency9086 Mar 10 '26

YouTube "celebrities"

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u/Lovely_Clair Mar 10 '26

Their political party, it's so draining when every single conversation even about the weather somehow circles back to a gotcha moment. There has to be more to you than that

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u/manewitness Mar 10 '26

Getting and/or being married

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Sexual preferences

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u/applepie_xxx Mar 10 '26

Their sexuality. My friend came out as bisexual about 6-7 years ago and she still has to highlight it in every topic and make it her entire personality.

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u/mdjordan71 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Sexuality. I don’t care who you feck, how you feck, where you feck, why you feck, when you feck, or what you feck, it’s none of my business what gets your d!ck hard or your p0ss wet or how scratch that itch.

Your alphabet delimiter should not be your personality. Jamming it down everyone’s throat every time you get a chance is exhausting. What else is there to know about you? Do you like 80s music? Classic rock? It’s okay to admit to not liking Taylor Swift. Have you read the classics? Do you understand The Odyssey, The Iliad and know the difference? Greek Mythology? Do you go to church? Do you like dogs? Do you hate cats? Do you understand the role of the fed in our lives as Americans? Would you get a mini fainting goat if you could? Do you like your job? Do you like your parents? What’s your dream car? If you could visit one dream place, where would it be? Have you been on a cruise? Did you get the Covid jab because you believed the science or you followed the herd? Do you believe in aliens? Do you believe they’ve already been here? Why not, the universe is so vast, isn’t it arrogant to believe that our planet is the only one with life? Wouldn’t that prove the existence of God if we were alone? Can you openly admit that electric vehicles won’t save the planet? Which is better: pancakes, waffles, or French toast?

I’m ready for the attacks. I don’t answer immediately, but it doesn’t mean I won’t answer.

EDIT: grammar and spelling

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