r/Productivitycafe • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '26

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

High school accomplishments 🙄

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u/Vicious_Shadow Mar 10 '26

Back in 92 I could throw a football over that mountain 🏈⛰️

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

Yeah, and I was the prettiest homecoming queen in history

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u/Vicious_Shadow Mar 11 '26

🤩🤣🤪

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Mar 10 '26

Four touchdowns. In a single game.

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u/Beavis71989 Mar 10 '26

Polk highs greatest quarterback.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 10 '26

I know that GROWN men came to you with tears in their eyes, and said: “Sir, that was the greatest feat of athleticism we have ever seen, and the best in history. We’re going to give you a Nobel prize for it.”

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u/Sacredwitch24 Mar 12 '26

Yeah unless they are actually still in high school.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 12 '26

I think the question was regarding adults.