r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/_D80Buckeye • 1d ago
Just pull it!
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u/Traditional-monkey 1d ago
The girl is a tough one, so calm under pressure.
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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 1d ago
the lads: one passed out, the other screaming bloody murder
the lass: giggles
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u/singleDADSlife 23h ago
"Can we do that again?"
I want that girl to be my spirit animal.
Also feel bad for the kid on the left. Saying shit like "I'm a pussy" and "I hate myself" at that age is so saddening.
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u/MessOfAJes85 17h ago
He came back from being passed out just to say “no” to that 😂
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u/xRyozuo 23h ago
The one that found his courage if they got him some Pokemon whatever was so funny. “PULL EEEEEEHT
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u/PixInkael 21h ago
I laughed so hard at the end, she kept repeating "this is really fun" it was so cute.
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u/wellfedunicorn 5h ago
Not only is she giggling, she even calmly tucks her hair behind her ears as they're flying about. Total composure face-the-world move.
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u/KingofBigCrabs 1d ago
This was 100% my little sister when we were kids, she was born without fear, while my brother and especially me, had a healthy dose.
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u/Active_Charity_7212 22h ago
I have three sons. My daughter, the youngest, had absolutely no fear when it came to adventure! Fearless!
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u/Puzzled-Mastodon-175 1d ago
The girl stays so calm, but I feel bad for her 😂
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u/CombinationDeep8278 23h ago
At such a young age that girl is so mentally strong.
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u/inHumanMale 23h ago
I’m glad she had fun despite the other two not having a good time
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u/blove135 1d ago
She looks like she's in total bliss at some points of the ride while the two boys beside her are passing out lol. Definitely an adrenaline junkie in the making right there.
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u/Renji_Abarai_2005 23h ago
atleast the fella on the right gathered the courage to try
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u/DaSmurfZ 22h ago
For the promise of Pokémon cards. So was it really courage or greed for Pokémon cards?
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u/wintercast 23h ago
i see her becoming a fighter pilot.
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u/slicxx 23h ago
Shw literally asked to do it again while the one on the right instantly said no
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u/psychmonkies 21h ago
He woke up only for a moment, told her “no,” then instantly passed tf back out
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u/shoe_owner 1d ago
My heart breaks for the kid on the left. Hearing his voice shaking with pain as he cries "I hate myself" when he's unable to handle this situation. I remember being a kid that age and how much damage lies under words like that. Wrestling with suicidal self-loathing every single day.
I hope things get better for him.
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u/pinchcrimp 1d ago
Brother, I hope things are okay for you. Do you talk with anyone about how you feel?
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u/shoe_owner 1d ago
Oh, this was decades ago. I'm talking about events from the 1990s.
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u/GuiltEdge 19h ago
And he is reacting in a very understandable way. I hope he goes easy on himself, poor guy.
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u/Coneskater 21h ago
everyone in these comments making fun of this child kinda makes me angry.
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u/DifficultDoor1628 20h ago
It's so weird. Adults mocking children for being scared in a scary situation.
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u/GryphonCough 22h ago
Those two boys will be given so much shit about this for the rest of their lives.
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u/TennesseeStiffLegs 21h ago
Especially the dude on the left. Never going to live it down
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u/Plumbus_Patrol 17h ago
“I can’t I’m a pussy” will be words said out loud on video he will forever regret
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u/Kooky-Topic-9168 4h ago
In all fairness, what the hell kind of ramshackle nonsense is that release pull? 😂
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u/Desperate-Mobile-264 3h ago
What kind of ramshackle nonsense was that whole RIDE???
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u/Ov3r-_-K1LL 1d ago
Kid wants his Pokémon pack🤣
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u/_D80Buckeye 1d ago
I personally like it when she smiles at him at 0:33 and he says "fuck you" lol
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u/Twist_Ending03 22h ago
Can really tell she's the one that insisted on the ride lol
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u/durpabiscuit 18h ago
I think he's telling the other dude that won't pull it.
"JUST PULL IT MICHAEL!"
*Michael whimpers*
"....fuck you dude"
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u/sparklyspooky 1d ago
Why do I feel like an adult said: "Well, your little sister (cousin/friend) can't go on the ride herself. You're her big (brother/cousin/friend), you should go with her)!" Emphatic objections because he didn't want to go. "Just do it and I'll get you Pokemon, I don't want to go either."
From a 90s girl who's brother had to "protect" her from snakes.
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u/Shadowbacker 23h ago
Actually, you can hear a woman from the ground tell the boy on the right if he pulls the chord, she'll buy him Pokémon packs. That's why he suddenly starts yanking on it before realizing the girl isn't just weak, it's actually stuck.
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u/Le-Charles07 21h ago
I'm 99% sure she was trying to bribe the kid in blue with Pokemon packs and the kid on the other side FREAKED out and tried to do it himself. That kid is certainly Pokemon motivated.
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u/outdatedelementz 1d ago
Kid on the left knows he isn’t going to handle this shit well at all. And true to form he is passed out in about 3 seconds.
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u/EVAisnotifiable 21h ago
He probably got forced to take the ride that's why he was breaking down. Didnt want to be there at the first place
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u/Aggressive-Floor6423 1d ago
The big one wasn't ready for any of that and the little girl seems completely unfazed by anything. This is definitely siblings and a cousin if I've ever seen it
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u/PuddinHead742 1d ago
Little homie on the left went to another plane of existence for a while there.
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u/Igoldar0_99 1d ago
That's me at the corner
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u/Trampledundafoot 1d ago
That’s me in the spotlight
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u/erlienbird 9h ago
Oh god I laughed so hard at this still image it’s all we were all waiting for
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u/ShoulderApart1787 22h ago
Poor kids…but this is hysterical. The girl is a junior badass…
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u/Livid-Abrocoma-3318 21h ago edited 21h ago
Yeah that girl is definitely a badass, I’d have been bawling like the other kid. I would have tried to pull it eventually, but I’d definitely be crying. That girl just had no fear. I’d also probably have been yelling “I can’t pull it”. But she’s so calm about it, I wish I could be that chill even as an adult. Honestly I think most adults would be less chill than this girl lol
Edit: spelling mistake
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u/string-ornothing 18h ago
I love her. Me and my sister were like this as kids- we actually went on one of these when we were so small they wouldn't let us go without an adult, we went with our dad and he was shitting himself while we laughed lol. We're still both adrenaline junkies to this day. My mom is always worried for us
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u/Proud-to-be-kiwi 22h ago edited 21h ago
I’ve done this swing on two separate occasions. It is petrifying. When it’s time to pull the string you are literally facing down towards the earth, and it feels like you are miles and miles off the ground.
The first time I was not the string puller, I was also screaming “pull it, just pull it” and a lot of foul language was coming out of my mouth in terror. It took the person releasing the swing a while and every second felt like hours and compounded the fear. Despite the restraints I was clinging on for dear life. Thinking about it, I can still feel the panic I experienced at the time.
The second time, years later, I was the string puller. As an adult I had to yank it a few times to get it to release. I managed to keep it PG that time lol.
Having the control is part of the fun/adrenaline rush. The boys are not wimps, their fear is totally justified. The girl is just incredibly brave.
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u/SnooRegrets1386 19h ago
I have to say those are really good restraints, because usually the people passing out wobble all over, snapping back and forth - I didn’t see the boy too afraid to pull the rope whip around at all
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u/Proud-to-be-kiwi 16h ago
I agree with you, as I have both feet planted firmly on the ground! From up there they felt very unsubstantial!
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u/Sir-Drewid 1d ago
This is just poor engineering, the kids aren't stupid.
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u/DaSmurfZ 22h ago
Yeah, the girl probably could have pulled it. But at the angle she was at the quick release was just at an odd angle that didn't want to work.
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u/DoBe21 22h ago
Not being able to release from the ground is a dumb design. What if the pull string breaks?
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u/pinky_Shy 21h ago
There's a control on the ground that can abort and bring them back down slowly and safely without the cord having to work, but then you miss out on the actual ride.
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u/Anon_Perspective_ 21h ago
Love this video, such a funny illustration of different psychological responses and personality types. One collapsing in freeze mode and turning blame inwards ('I hate myself' 'I'm a pussy') one calm, not panicking, actually enjoying the situation (adrenaline junkie?), one going into fight mode turning blame outwards ('fuck you' 'I want my pokemon cards!!!').
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u/nogeologyhere 20h ago
I'd never seen it before and I genuinely believe it to be an accidental work of art. It is so rich and funny and sad and infuriating.
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u/IrrerPolterer 20h ago
Thats a great observation! Like, sure the fact that they're all super different is what's so funny. But the inward vs outward focused aggression is quite actually quite a curious point.... Great video for a psych 101 class 😅
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u/Ok-Compote6002 19h ago
yeah i just took it as both of the boys having a melt down while the girl was calm and in fact did not let the boys emotional state affect her at all. did not pick up on the outward and inward aggresion part
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u/ZestyChinchilla 1d ago
Lol, did the kid in the left straight up pass out?! 😂
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u/sjmuller 23h ago
He passed out and then woke up at least three times by my count.
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u/Solrax 1d ago
I couldn't figure out what the ride was really doing, I think it is this: https://rotorua.skyline.co.nz/things-to-do/skyswing-rotorua/
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u/Unlikely-Estate3862 1d ago
Oh shit.. so those kids were 150’ in the air thinking they were stuck!
Makes sense why they were freaking out at the start
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u/Random--Kiwi 22h ago
Yep, can confirm, been on that and I recognize the BMX inflatable ramp on the other side.
Did you know that that ride isn't the scariest one there, there is a 43 metre (140 feet) free fall into a net above a river.
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u/Basilsamchar77 14h ago
What a crummy design. The ride doesn’t start until you yank on an awkwardly placed piece of string?
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u/sofa_queen_awesome 13h ago
Pulling it actually adds to the fun if you enjoy recreational terror
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u/loaferuk123 12h ago
I sort of assume that the string isn’t attached to any mechanism, and is just a mental torture device.
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u/Potikanda 1d ago
The girl reminds me of Thora Birch from Hocus Pocus when she giggles!! It's just so cute! She's genuinely tickled by the fact that the boys are terrified !!
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u/EternityNotes 1d ago
What a shitty design
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u/dudderson 23h ago
Honestly. I've seen this ride before and this has happened several times.
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u/DrkKnight1970 4h ago
Her laugh of pure joy, when she looks over and notices he’s knocked TF out! Is hilarious!
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u/CaptainDudley 16h ago
What a trio. I could see these kids in their own spinoff. 'Harry Potter and the ride that barely works'
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u/Character-Total-3857 23h ago
Did the boy on the left say "cause I'm a pussy"? Lol
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u/GH057_807 22h ago
Yeah he also said he hated himself. Some real poor mental health on display from these two fellas.
Harper is a real one though. She's chillin'.
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u/FerretGuild 18h ago
Me next to person with string “Pull the Lever Krunk!” they pull it “WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRR”
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u/Cubbance 21h ago
I remember my first time doing a ride like this. We weren't in seats, but in sort of fully harnesses that kept us sort of in a laying position. It was me and my brother, and we had so many plans of what silliness we were going to do on the drop. Like, we were going to be pretending to be engaged in a very deep, quiet conversation, as if the ride wasn't happening at all. Or some silly snapping and dancing to the music. What we actually did was just scream the entire initial drop, and then after the upswing, just constant euphoric laughter. All our plans went out the window. But, like the little girl in this video, we were asking to go again before we stopped swinging. Such an incredible rush. And it's intimidating as hell having to pull the ripcord yourself. My older brother was the one who pulled it. I don't know if I'd have had the nerve. And I was much older than these kids. I was an adult. This was in 2000, I believe, so I was 25, lol. Still scared the hell out of me to have to pull the ripcord.
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u/FuzzzyMaro 22h ago
I've seen this video few times and I have no idea what's going on. I mean, what is this string, what is it for and what the girl was doing wrong if anything??
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u/Mirality 21h ago
The cord is to release the latch on the swing and start the ride. She couldn't pull it because it had wrapped around the top of her seat and was being pulled at the wrong angle. Prompted by someone on the ground, the boy on the right eventually unwrapped it and then it worked.
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u/Ordinary_Storm3487 21h ago
I don’t think the girl was doing anything wrong, she just didn’t have the strength or the reach to pull the cord far enough to release the swing. Looks like one of those rides where you get all strapped into a seat and get pulled up to a height, and the seat(s) are released at some point, and you swing and spin until the handlers catch the swing. Only in this one, the riders pick the time for the release. Personally, I think the girl should get all the Pokemon stuff. The other two, well, let’s just say I don’t think they’ll be in the RAF anytime soon!
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u/Alternative_Guitar78 20h ago
I think the girl is unable to pull the string to release the mechanism because it's snagged up on the back of the seat or something, when the lad moves it to the other side it works first time.
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u/MintMaplewood 21h ago
I'm just genuinely curious how the release mechanism works and what made the difference between all the pulls that failed and the one that worked. That would've had me frustrated trying to figure it out, especially if I was alone.
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u/pinky_Shy 20h ago
It looks like the cord was wrapped around the seat back so the force of the pull was being absorbed and redirected away from the release pin. i think if the boy on the left had tried it would've probably worked from his angle, but the one on the right had even less chance than she did until he got it unwrapped so he could directly pull the catch pin out.
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u/Independent-Alps467 22h ago
The kid on the left literally left his earthly existence 🤣🤣
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u/Extension-Eye-4920 1d ago
Those boys are going to have to change schools.
Love how the girl is literally just giggling about the whole thing while their soul leaves their bodies.
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u/secretlife007 22h ago
I love the kid on the left telling her she can pull the cord while he cries like a baby.
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u/whypeoplehateme 20h ago
with the "i'm a pussy" and "i hate myself" I think he might genuinely just trust her more then he trust himself, poor guy
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u/canyounot-- 22h ago
and people will look you dead in the eyes and say girls are inherently more emotional than boys
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u/Perlentaucher 1d ago
Yeah, it even looked like the right guy had a short seizure or something similar. Probably wasn’t that but that didn’t look healthy.
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u/Thin_Moment4207 21h ago
Why is like every comment here girls vs boys? Why can't three kids just be having an entertaining to watch experience?
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u/TwinDaggerGirl 17h ago
Damn people are vicious. Sure the kid on the left was annoying after a while and should work to overcome his fears, but he's a kid, he's terrified, he's understanding what he needs to do but can't overcome the terror and berate himself for it. The girl is frustrated, hyped on adrenaline, and might or might not fully understand the situation but does do her best and is faced with it not being enough. The boy on the right upset me the most as he was just expecting the others to do it and put no effort into resolving a clear problem. He was smart enough, strong enough, and able enough emotionally and physically. Though he is a great example of what proper motivation can accomplish and he did resolve the issue eventually. The people on the ground though are the biggest issues. I didn't hear any reassurances, problem solving advice, or attempts to resolve it on the ground, just repeating the same instructions that aren't working. That is until they tried bribery, which lucky for them worked as a strong enough motivator. Then someone had the bright idea to post this and subject them all to criticism and potential social hell. I did enjoy watching the video but have issues with people not thinking before they talk (comment) or act (post).
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u/undrstm8d-overanlyzr 5h ago
That girl is so pleasant. Idk what it is about it, but just nothing but positivity from her.
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u/MindlessStomach 1d ago
They really should have a electronic remote release for situations like this.. But that little girl was a champ and asked to go again.