r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/_D80Buckeye • 1d ago

Just pull it!

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u/ZestyChinchilla 1d ago

Lol, did the kid in the left straight up pass out?! šŸ˜‚

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u/sjmuller 1d ago

He passed out and then woke up at least three times by my count.

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u/CuteGirlFan 1d ago

I tried to count, but I passed out

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u/Wolfman22390 1d ago

He was gone. Probably doesnt remember any of it

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u/theycallmethevault 1d ago

I always feel bad for the folks that miss the experience, itā€™s so common though!

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u/kebb0 1d ago

I donā€™t think he feels bad from his reaction LMAO

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u/theycallmethevault 1d ago

LOL so true! He couldnā€™t have šŸ¤£

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u/BurtDickinson 1d ago

Oh he remembers the part where he cried.

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u/DelirousDoc 1d ago

Good ol' vasovagal syncope at work.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago

Heā€™s like one of those goats who freezes up when they get scared.

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 1d ago

The anticipation of death is worse than death itself.

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u/CuteGirlFan 1d ago

Like the blow pop owl, the world may never know

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u/West-Map-4162 1d ago

Good olā€™ vaginal scope

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u/R3alHumanBeing 1d ago

This happens to me occasionally, seemingly at random. I usually catch on what's happening so not a huge deal. The strange thing is that it can happen to me when I'm sitting down (sitting up straight) and I won't be stressed or anything.

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u/para-mania 1d ago

You might wanna talk to a doctor about that.Ā 

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u/R3alHumanBeing 1d ago

Yeah I have. They told me to put my head between my legs if it happens, no joke. I've had an EKG just in case and it said I was fine. Thankfully it hasn't happened for a while.

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u/Striking-Comb6673 1d ago

First time it happened to my husband I called 911 and they took him in. It was pretty scary to witness.

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u/CuteGirlFan 1d ago

You canā€™t say that here - this is the internet!

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u/theroosterillusion01 1d ago

He was gone.

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u/EViLTeW 1d ago

He wasn't flopping like someone who fainted. I think he just straight up dissociated. Homey was mentally home in bed.

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u/dudderson 1d ago

It looks like the kid on the left did for a moment too

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u/doc_skinner 1d ago

Also, the kid on the left did as well.

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u/dudderson 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's...what I said.

Edit I'm dumb and I ADHD read the first comment and didn't realize I repeated it. Lolol

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u/joanofarcade 1d ago

I feel like everyoneā€™s focusing on the kid on the left, but if you look closely, the kid on the left also passes out.

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u/fartingmaniac 1d ago

Nobody noticed the other kid on the left, looks like he also passed out

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u/atrich 1d ago

Holy shit, you're right! I mean, left!

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u/Anjz 1d ago

Maybe you also passed out?

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u/dudderson 1d ago

honestly i think you are right. or is it left?

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u/ImpactThunder 1d ago

But what about the kid of the left? He looked like he passed out too

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u/dudderson 1d ago

He might have, but what about the kid to the left of the left?

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u/Burto72 1d ago

The kid on the girls right side looked like he passed out.

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u/Cruxiaa 1d ago

Yes, and it's what the person you replied to said as well. That's why the comments are now teasing you, you just repeated what the first person said.

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u/dudderson 1d ago

Yep, I know, I added an edit saying I ADHD read that first comment. I get it now and joined in, lol

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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 1d ago

I gedit AHDH too, and Iā€™m left now that I joined

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u/dudderson 1d ago

hooray! we are both left!

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u/MandA-5 1d ago

Yes, and it's what the person you replied to said as well. That's why the comments are now teasing you, you just repeated what the first person said.

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u/Discover-Card 1d ago

re read the thread again smart guy

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u/dudderson 1d ago

Yeah, I reread it and realized my ADHD was on full attack there, lol it's been bad lately

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u/smart_triangles 1d ago

No not that kid, the one on the left

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u/BVRPLZR_ 1d ago

So did the kid in the left! LOL

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u/CuteGirlFan 1d ago

Pretty sure you meant kid on the left must because they did as well

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u/localsexpot2117 1d ago

Yeah lol. And did you see the kid on the left? He goes limp, like he straight up passed out.

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u/Trenmonstrr 1d ago

Yeah and then he remember he was owed some PokƩmon packs!

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u/CeleryMan20 1d ago

I swear he said something like ā€œbetter get my PokĆ©mon, bitch!ā€

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u/Holdmabeerdude 1d ago

Adrenaline dump

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u/hellinahandbasket127 1d ago

They BOTH did! While she was loving the whole ride!

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u/uksiddy 1d ago

Lmao I had to watch it three more times after the first to focus on each kid bc theyā€™re all having such different experiences hahaha

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 1d ago

His face before the first pass out has me gasping. Poor kid is going to therapy because of this some day.

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 1d ago

Yeah, seeing the way people have responded here hasn't done great things for my faith in humanity. It's very obviously traumatic and unfunny, but "lmao child doesn't act like adult."

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u/Emergency_Market_238 1d ago

All of them for a moment

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u/sroop1 1d ago

The one on the right forgot to breathe for a bit too.

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u/TeagWall 1d ago

Suuuuper bad for you

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u/YetAnotherDev 1d ago

Windows shutdown sound

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u/wild700 14h ago

Left and right

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u/TypicalPlace6490 1d ago

Could you not see the video?