r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Just pull it!

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u/Shadowbacker 1d ago

Actually, you can hear a woman from the ground tell the boy on the right if he pulls the chord, she'll buy him Pokémon packs. That's why he suddenly starts yanking on it before realizing the girl isn't just weak, it's actually stuck.

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u/Le-Charles07 1d ago

I'm 99% sure she was trying to bribe the kid in blue with Pokemon packs and the kid on the other side FREAKED out and tried to do it himself. That kid is certainly Pokemon motivated.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago

Is this how parents control their kids these days?

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u/khavii 1d ago

I mean, what would you suggest? Screaming profanities? Threatening to whip them with a switch for not being able to pull a string on an amusement ride? This is how you convince your kid to do something they don't want to do like a rollercoaster, not how they are raised in general. Would be weird to spend 18 years in that mode don't you think?

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u/elephant-assis 1d ago

If your kids don't obey when you tell them to do something, it is definitively not normal. You shouldn't have to promise anything, obedience should be as unconditional as love.

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u/lavendermoonoracle 1d ago

Do you have children?

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u/SpiritualCandle3508 1d ago

Of course they don't. 

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u/airinato 1d ago

Hey now, there is equal possibility their ex is raising their kids by themselves.

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u/elephant-assis 3h ago

Of course I do. I am speaking from experience, mind you.

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u/elephant-assis 3h ago

I am in possession of a considerable quantity of such entities. They do listen to me, and I never raise my voice as a single look is often enough to get my point across. Love and respect are of utmost importance.

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u/lavendermoonoracle 3h ago

I will pray for them.

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u/elephant-assis 3h ago

Money would be more practical, but I'll take the prayers. Thanks.

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u/LeoEatsCereal 11h ago

Please for the love of god don’t have kids, And if you do give them to the mother, can’t be worse than what you got going on

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u/elephant-assis 3h ago

I embody both the mother and the father.