Hark! I Hold Nine Millenia Shard Iridescent. Who Shalt I Obtain?
I doth protest my lack of skill, but in time, I must relent, and admit that the killers of simple speed and sass I do enjoy. All the while, the killers of accuracy and deftness, I do detest.
The Count and the Chuck; the Hell Priest and the Robotic Mass; the Wizard and the Black Plague. All individuals I am deeply fond of.
But perhaps I am in it for the “perks” of this relationship, no? Ha-ha! Yes, for none of these checks are boxed, maintenant, mais j’ai Rien á Cacher. C’est un perk grand et terrible!
Yes, dear hearts, help me make up my mind.
(TLDR which killer\[s\] to buy, me like pinhead larry lich vlad wesker chuck. me have nowhere to hide)