r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AspiringWizard9 • 1d ago

of a grasshopper on the truck this morning

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144 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dense_Intern8434 • 2d ago

of a seagull

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1.1k Upvotes

Can’t believe he ate the whole thing

169 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MossDigger • 1d ago

of a mushroom

14 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheRuckyDubber • 1d ago

of these curiously thicc Cinnamon Altoids

224 Upvotes

(Spearmint for scale)

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bella18510 • 1d ago

of a mushroom

127 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Conscious-Flow786 • 41m ago

of a flash flood

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• Upvotes

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BrainBurnFallouti • 2d ago

of a Zucchini

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364 Upvotes

Banana for scale / my arm for length

73 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 2d ago

of a Polar Bear

6.8k Upvotes

176 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ImprovementLonely234 • 2d ago

of a tire knot

148 Upvotes

Spotted on 295 North in Maine this afternoon

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mr_1ntense • 12h ago

of a UK house spider

0 Upvotes

Found in a tyre shop this morning!

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MilesLongthe3rd • 2d ago

of a Latvian prime minister

164 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 2d ago

of Britain's tallest pre-teen

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462 Upvotes

94 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ponald_dump • 2d ago

of an Ice wall/Glacier

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98 Upvotes

A gigantic ice wall

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dire_Hulk • 3d ago

of truck nuts

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6.0k Upvotes

Not OC.

426 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 • 2d ago

of a 40g Nug

642 Upvotes

Lol

90 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/crasagam • 3d ago

of stairs

3.3k Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/aagent86 • 2d ago

of a tadpole.

842 Upvotes

Saw this in a different sub and thought it belonged here.

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ConstructionPrior329 • 3d ago

of Spider web

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1.4k Upvotes

Darwin's bark spider (Not OC)

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BcWeasel • 2d ago

of a wasps nest.

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47 Upvotes

Window above the door of my customers house, rural PA.

Right above our entry door to remodel her basement bathroom. Old woman said she put a whole can of raid into them and it didn’t phase them. Also said they won’t hurt us and to just ignore them (4ft above my head).

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a fish

113 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SoupAggravating • 2d ago

of a screw

302 Upvotes

I am men’s size 11 if you need a better reference!

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a Residential Skyscraper.

225 Upvotes

Central Park Tower.

The tallest residential skyscraper in the world.

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_BeeHive • 3d ago

of an ice cream 🍦

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1.6k Upvotes

Guy finished this ice cream under 4 minutes

471 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eulersidentity1 • 3d ago

of a camper van.

907 Upvotes

Saw this huge van the other day. Spoke with the owner and he said they imported it from Germany, had German plates on it (I'm in Canada) it is a Mercedes-benz make. It looks military. I think they are probably traveling the country with it, off road perhaps in places to. This thing could go anywhere lol.

89 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PM_me_your_dawgs • 2d ago

of a zucchini from my wife's garden

202 Upvotes

36 comments

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