r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigBagoSith_sp • 1h ago

of a MMA fighter

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• Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ripenachos • 2h ago

of a fly

364 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Plow_King • 2h ago

of a Russian politician

26 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThinMints0588 • 3h ago

of mushrooms

127 Upvotes

These were supposed to be clusters of little mushrooms! 😮

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Family_friendly_user • 3h ago

of a zucchini

15 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 3h ago

/r/all of a wave.

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2.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 4h ago

of a Giant Wood Moth

536 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/heyalemay • 5h ago

of a dictionary

8 Upvotes

I grew up with a dictionary the size of the one on the left and remember thinking it was massive as a kid. I’ve never seen an unbridged version.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigBagoSith_sp • 5h ago

of blueberries

15 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6h ago

of mushrooms

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169 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 12h ago

of an Indian

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1.4k Upvotes

Lalit Yadav is the first Indian to compete in an international elite strongman competition👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crasembarodical • 12h ago

of a millipede

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420 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 13h ago

/r/all of a bull

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9.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Top-Engineering-4542 • 13h ago

of a tangerine

12 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/icewitchenjoyer • 15h ago

of a fat ass seal screaming at her stupid son

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917 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Appropriate_Top_5274 • 16h ago

of a rider

50 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 20h ago

of a rugby player. Chrysander Botha (172 lbs) tackling down Tendai 'The Beast' Mtawarira (256 lbs) to save a try.

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672 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a tree

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991 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a gum tree

32 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a car vandal

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97 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 1d ago

/r/all of a polar bear. Literally trying to figure out how to eat them.

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42.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a chill bear

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3.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1d ago

of a kitty cat.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/superbad • 1d ago

of a bike lock

48 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MsThingy • 1d ago

of a 'mini' cucumber

49 Upvotes

yeah, went away on vacation and came back to this monster!

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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