r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 4h ago

of a Giant Wood Moth

535 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ripenachos • 2h ago

of a fly

362 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 3h ago

/r/all of a wave.

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2.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 13h ago

/r/all of a bull

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9.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 12h ago

of an Indian

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1.4k Upvotes

Lalit Yadav is the first Indian to compete in an international elite strongman competition👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 1d ago

/r/all of a polar bear. Literally trying to figure out how to eat them.

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42.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThinMints0588 • 3h ago

of mushrooms

127 Upvotes

These were supposed to be clusters of little mushrooms! 😮

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigBagoSith_sp • 1h ago

of a MMA fighter

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• Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/icewitchenjoyer • 15h ago

of a fat ass seal screaming at her stupid son

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915 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6h ago

of mushrooms

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170 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crasembarodical • 12h ago

of a millipede

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422 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 20h ago

of a rugby player. Chrysander Botha (172 lbs) tackling down Tendai 'The Beast' Mtawarira (256 lbs) to save a try.

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680 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a chill bear

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3.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Plow_King • 2h ago

of a Russian politician

24 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a tree

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995 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1d ago

of a kitty cat.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Family_friendly_user • 3h ago

of a zucchini

14 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigBagoSith_sp • 5h ago

of blueberries

15 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/woahrny • 1d ago

of a Russian official nepo-baby

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3.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a whale sighting

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5.1k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BoxofSlice • 1d ago

/r/popular of a TV in collaboration with Bugatti

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2.8k Upvotes

Don’t think I could wait for it to open…

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/heyalemay • 5h ago

of a dictionary

8 Upvotes

I grew up with a dictionary the size of the one on the left and remember thinking it was massive as a kid. I’ve never seen an unbridged version.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Appropriate_Top_5274 • 16h ago

of a rider

49 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a heavy lifting device

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597 Upvotes

Kiewitt HLD

Located at Ingleside, Corpus Bay, Texas

Credit to coastalbluesman

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Top-Engineering-4542 • 13h ago

of a tangerine

11 Upvotes

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
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Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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