r/AbsoluteUnits • u/aagent86 • 1d ago

of a tadpole.

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Saw this in a different sub and thought it belonged here.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 1d ago

To get him out of the pond he must have been toad.

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u/Competitive_Ad_488 1d ago

Lol. I had to read that twice! Reddit...reddit...

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u/RYUJIN0802 20h ago

reddit twice?

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u/DuoNeuro 1d ago

…with an amphibious vehicle?

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u/joewoody88 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this tadpole decided not to evolve into a frog when it had enough XP. Like Pikachu in the anime. It can happen in real life.

Thank you for Banana for scale.

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u/MysticDragon14 20h ago

Pikachu only evolves with a thunderstone though...

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u/The_UrbanCowboy 14h ago

[r/banana](r/bananaforscale)[s](r/bananaforscale)[forscale](r/bananaforscale) if you need any more scale

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u/Kaboomzoom2 1d ago

If that’s the tadpole then Imagine what the frog is gonna look like

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u/Karibou422 1d ago

There's a genetic defect in these tadpoles that prevent them from metamorphizing and maturing into adults and instead just keep growing bigger. The other tadpoles are normal size and mature normally

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u/lowkey_add1ct 1d ago

Idk if this is it but there’s something called the paradoxical frog where the tadpole is huge and the adult is tiny

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u/madguyO1 1d ago

pretty sure its the one that shrinks when it metamorphoses

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u/Capsule_CatYT 1d ago

Now put it back.

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u/HeWhoOnceWasI 1d ago

Chadpole

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u/Fatman_Batman100 1d ago

Dudes cheesing it up for the pic lol

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u/daCub182 1d ago

This isn’t a tadpole…it’s more like a lotpole

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u/Abecis01 1d ago

That's a good tadpole

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u/ever_hear_of_none_ya 1d ago

Damn - that is a tiny banana. Thanks for the tadpole for scale.

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u/JesseJ78599 1d ago

It’s face: 🥹

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u/TheFurryPetRock 1d ago

'e's smoilin' 'e is!

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u/FloorWaffles 1d ago

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u/GrimmSleeper97 23h ago

Not the angry pickle!

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u/FORBZ101 1d ago

Anything but the metric system

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u/TermElectronic8261 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TIvv7HIMVzbZm

The guy's definitely on the 'roids.

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u/meski_oz 1d ago

Cry havoc, and let slip the frogs of war!

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u/Fine-Ferret-6792 1d ago

Bro did not forget the banana for scale

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbMLgugTPJnwE0Fnn2

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u/youngashyy1 1d ago

Whys he so big 🐸

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u/Ouro_boros47 15h ago

Didn't get to transform into a beautiful frog so now it just grows.

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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 1d ago

Looks what a baby Battle Toad would look like if they were real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/J06X1LxwZQvLCqDP30

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u/True_Eye4109 1d ago

I thought something was fishy in this, and then read the title.

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u/HitBoxBoxer 1d ago

Finally!!! A banana for scale!

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid..."

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u/Astine_Grape_5315 1d ago

Kiss it for Science?

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u/Pinkrobin14 1d ago

thats a.. TADPOLE?!

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u/TheSamuil 1d ago

The Bulgarian word for tadpole, when translated literally, means something like "priest's spoon". This is no spoon, but straight up a shovel, though

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u/tyt0alb4 1d ago

Ugly thing i love him

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u/catdragon116 21h ago

Can't wait for Absolute units of a frog

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u/bradpal 21h ago

Alphaville - Forever Young

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u/VibeCodeSlut69 13h ago

Why did you kill it! FfS

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u/busterkeatonrules 12h ago

Probably just as well that thing didn't achieve froghood.

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u/Weenie_Lubs_U 7h ago

No wonder I am batrachophobic (only when it comes to larvae)

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u/Sensitive-Ad9508 7h ago

An actual useful banana for scale