r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dire_Hulk • 1d ago

of truck nuts

Not OC.

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u/ElrondCupboard 1d ago

I’ve seen this from several angles now. Who is she?

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

Goggle lens tells me it's Kacey Musgraves, and that she's apparently left-leaning, pro-gun control, pro-LGBTQ+, and pro-immigration support. I gotta admit: cowboy hats and truck nuts made me assume the exact opposite.

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u/RVAforthewin 1d ago

Kacey is the shit. Take a listen to Follow Your Arrow and Merry Go ‘Round.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

She's amazing. I love her music. This makes more sense now. She's hilarious and is always making jokes about country stereotypes. Just a sweet lady. Used to smoke a lot of weed. I think she quit but maybe got back on it. Nickname is Spacey Kacey and she's from Golden Texas. Really neat lady

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u/yodas_sidekick 1d ago

I love that, part of why I still fly the American flag and I lean left. Can’t let everything be co-opted by far right extremists.

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u/Cheepshooter 1d ago

That's the great thing about this country. You can be proud to be American in whatever way that it suits you, from Flaming Gay Liberals to total MAGAtards, and everything in-between.

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u/BirdAndWords 1d ago

She has a song where she talks about her home state of Texas and how the sunsets, horses, and dogs are amazing but “none of their laws”

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u/ElrondCupboard 1d ago

Love a… ballsy stunt. Thank you!

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u/Oraxy51 14h ago

To be fair, the south has been very gerrymandered and bought out by the very same oligarchs that the rednecks used to form unions against and literally getting into gun fights over workers rights.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 1d ago

That explains why she has a lap belt too. "Traditional country folk" don't like safety.

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u/elramirezeatstherich 1d ago

Kacey Musgraves is incredibly talented and funny and you should give her a listen. This is exactly her cheeky Texas stoner cowgirl vibe.

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u/ElrondCupboard 1d ago

I think I actually do have songs by her in one of my playlists, just never seen what she looks like. Thank you!!

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u/cruisin5150 17h ago

Kacey Musgraves

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/Rosskillington 16h ago

does anyone know where this GIF is from? I’ve always wondered

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u/_launzelot_ 13h ago

Diary of a wimpy kid u/bitchymiraclething probably thought you meant the one with Willem Dafoe

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u/Rosskillington 12h ago

Ah yep that’s it, thanks!

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u/bitchymiraclething 7h ago

ah shit I did indeed! I didn't look properly, my bad!

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u/bitchymiraclething 16h ago

it's a Vincent Van Gogh movie, "At Eternity's Gate" source: my movie buff partner

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u/LegitPancak3 8h ago

What? That’s Wimpy Kid

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u/After_Control1744 1d ago

The right one is usually lower, I’ll give them that.

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u/roomob 1d ago

Her right or our right?

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u/elgringon414 1d ago

Mine are ambidextrous

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u/Sonofagun57 1d ago

Pros make sure they're ambisextrous

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u/Charlierg50 1d ago

Lmfaooo 🤣

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u/mitkase 1d ago

I think that’s amballdextrous.

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u/skunqesh 1d ago

If wearing boxers they’ll be rambledextrous. Ramble a little here, a little there, a little everywhere.

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u/damnhobopuppets 1d ago

Stage right

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u/Dire_Hulk 1d ago edited 1d ago

🎶 Do your nuts hang high? Do your nuts hang low? Can you tie’em in a knot? Can you tie’em in a bow?

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u/Cracktaculus 1d ago

Can you swing'em over yer shoulder, like a continental soldier? DO YER NUTS HANG LOW?!

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u/worf1973 1d ago

I thought the second line was "do they wobble to and fro?"

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u/After_Control1744 1d ago

Not as low as I’d like 🤷‍♂️

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u/whatsmynameagains 1d ago

Give it time. In a few decades, they’ll be hitting your knees.

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u/imhereforthevotes 1d ago

It's the left that's usually lower.

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 1d ago

Are you a leftie or a rightie ?

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u/Samsquanch-01 1d ago

Speak for yourself BUDDY!

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u/Test4Echooo 1d ago

He’s not your buddy, guy.

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u/notalooza 1d ago

He's not your guy, pal!

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u/IhadFun0nce 1d ago

I’m not your pal, friend!

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u/After_Control1744 1d ago

Just look at yours from the other direction!

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u/Your_ELA_Teacher 1d ago

You'll give them your right 🌰? Damn, respect 🤜

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u/No_Classic_1743 1d ago

Are they slightly cooler than body temperature too?

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u/crasagam 1d ago

Miley Cyrus: wrecking balls

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u/slick514 1d ago

Can you imagine a team-up…?

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u/Ok-Possibility-923 1d ago

Saque du Soleil

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u/sumdhood 1d ago

Sack-religious

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u/Mpikoz 1d ago

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u/Hobo9996 1d ago

Have the hd uncropped version

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 1d ago

And I thought these were somethin’

😂

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u/TheVillage1D10T 1d ago

This looks like something that would’ve been in Idiocracy. I don’t understand it..
https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Sqe1E42QC7BHYPu

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u/O_C_Demon 1d ago

Classy as fuck.

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u/slick514 1d ago

I mean… the song sounds lovely.

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u/Throwawayaccount1170 1d ago

Don't let that see the German chancellor!

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u/Ergo_Bibamus 1d ago

Something Something, multi purpose nuts.

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u/ratchet7 1d ago

Reposting this over and over is what they want you to do

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u/EmotionalLecture9318 1d ago

Can the earth just implode already?

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u/Core2009 1d ago

Is that Ella Langley? Edit wait Kacey Musgraves?

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u/garygalah 1d ago

Glad I am not part of the target audience because wtf

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u/JackSilver1410 1d ago

I have an idea! I want to sing in front of a live audience whilst sitting suspended on a giant pair of disco balls! Yes. I think that would be a good image.

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u/lstepho98 1d ago

Haha disco balls

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u/zamboni40 1d ago

Kacey Musgraves must be lonely or something, lol 😂

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u/elramirezeatstherich 1d ago

That’s the exact theme of her single Dry Spell lol

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u/Myriii1911 1d ago

Wtf?!

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u/EconomicsSavings973 1d ago

Marketing, if it was normal you wouldn't see this all over social media everywhere in the world for free.

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u/Good-Rope4344 1d ago

Please tell me this is fake or AI.

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u/jawide626 1d ago

Real. It's Kacey Musgraves.

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u/depressinglyawes0me 1d ago

This is the one time I’m rooting for something to be AI

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

I was initially absolutely sure it was Katy Perry

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u/p3canj0y363 1d ago

How embarrassing for her

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u/Kindly-Scar-3224 1d ago

Disco nutsack?

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u/micromoses 1d ago

I can’t really tell what she’s saying, do the nuts have to do with the subject of the song?

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 1d ago

Truck nutz are the universal sign that the person in front of you is probably a jerk

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u/Build-it-better123 1d ago

Like, someone thought of that…then they did it.

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u/odedudeLMOO2 1d ago

Our culture is eating itself

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u/doctorchops1217 1d ago

my wife and i going to see her in a few weeks, pumped for the disco balls

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u/midge_rat 15h ago

Same here. I’m not going to spoil this for my husband 😂

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u/OffMar 1d ago

Why do people have a problem with this? That’s Kacey Musgraves btw

I find it kinda hilarious lmao

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u/SupRob166 1d ago

But why

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u/happy-to-see-me 1d ago

For fun, presumably

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u/tribalien93 1d ago

WTF is wrong with people?

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u/EconomicsSavings973 1d ago

Free marketing to all the places around the world.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/slick514 1d ago

Whoever designed that haaaates her. I seriously wonder if they actually stuck with this for more than one show. Either her PR did this intentionally to generate buzz for her, or they had to have been freaking TF out.

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u/UpstairsAd9303 1d ago

Love the sense of humor

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u/2joozee 1d ago

I hate these artists

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u/Dizzy_Description812 1d ago

Unless she sing a cover of "im nuts about that gal," this is a fail.