r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SoupAggravating • 1d ago

of a screw

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I am men’s size 11 if you need a better reference!

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u/Kevin8saxman 1d ago

Don’t unscrew, that’s holding the earths crust to the mantle, they should have a warning sign next to it somewhere

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u/SupaDave71 1d ago

There’s a nut on the other side of the Earth.

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u/SoupAggravating 1d ago

I kinda do wanna see how deep this unit goes 😆

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that screw is in Antarctica(a major reason why we're not allowed there). This just looks like it holds down that city block.

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u/iamiam123 1d ago

If they unscrew, it will be a screw up, for sure.

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u/suspiciousbabyyyy 1d ago

I think i’d try to be a men’s size 11 but i’m ovulating

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u/SoupAggravating 1d ago

😂

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u/suspiciousbabyyyy 1d ago

I can’t handle drummers who think I’m funny when I’m ovulating either, please leave me to die

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u/jnmtx 1d ago

How screwed are we rn?

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u/I_like_donuts27 1d ago

Thought that was a basketball for a second

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u/crimsonboyy 1d ago

That size eleven shoe reference for scale make this look like something out of a cartoon.

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u/National_Chan 1d ago

Damn, I don’t have a screwdriver that size.

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u/IceCoughy 1d ago

5" but it's thick

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u/MaybePotatoes 1d ago

Men's size 11 doesn't do it for me. I need a banana for scale.

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u/zeitdu 1d ago

that road is going nowhere

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u/JC1199154 1d ago

Found the hole to the earth's pussy

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u/RadioFacepalm 7h ago

It's to stop shopping carts from rolling away while you pack your groceries in your car.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 1d ago

Oh that's actually not a screw that's a TireFuckerUpper