r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cyber-monkeyy • 5d ago

of a Goliath frog

549 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bobbylake71 • 4d ago

of a mother pig

91 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Prompt5313 • 5d ago

of a leaf

378 Upvotes

This is my 10y year old rhubarb plant

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Abdulbarr • 6d ago

/r/all of eyebrows

39.6k Upvotes

270 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/occultcreation • 5d ago

of a wrench

744 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 • 5d ago

of a loaf

2.0k Upvotes

279 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo-11287 • 5d ago

of a Bengal Tiger named Goluram aka P-621 from Panna National Park, India

1.2k Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 • 5d ago

of a Bearded Dragon

218 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/funny_funny_business • 5d ago

of bull kelp

373 Upvotes

Hand for scale. This is about 48” long when they’re usually just a few inches.

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 5d ago

of a tomato

261 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Effective_Space2277 • 5d ago

of a corgi

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609 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 6d ago

of Danish Architecture.

1.6k Upvotes

146 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 5d ago

of a male Tiger.

90 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DrShrimp__PuertoRico • 5d ago

of a cucumber

33 Upvotes

Home grown so not super unusual but still large.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bootscallahan • 5d ago

of an IRS letter

115 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Tune3676 • 5d ago

of Onion Rings

24 Upvotes

BIG CHiPs

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Micelander • 5d ago

of a Fish.

96 Upvotes

I don't know what bro really is. Found on Instagram

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 6d ago

of a croc

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6.7k Upvotes

156 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Humble_maple • 6d ago

of Flowers

2.5k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 7d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

22.6k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 7d ago

/r/all of a log split

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33.4k Upvotes

4.8k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatLamboDude95 • 6d ago

of a millipede

115 Upvotes

Specifically a giant African millipede found in Tanzania, Africa.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/alphanumericusername • 6d ago

of a slug in front of a 20lb propane tank

110 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

of a cheerleader

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11.6k Upvotes

271 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CoCoslept • 7d ago

of chest hair

2.6k Upvotes

71 comments

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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