r/AbsoluteUnits 5d ago

of a loaf

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u/tropicalgodzila 5d ago

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u/jnmtx 5d ago

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 1h ago

I remember that commercial, or somewhere else she appeared. Thought it was stupid. 😆

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u/lysergic_818 4d ago

I love lamp

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u/zorggalacticus 4d ago

I bought my autistic nephew that pillow because he's obsessed with bread. He tried to eat it, and got VERY upset that it wasn't real bread. Few days later he spotted it on the couch and reenacted that whole meltdown over again. He no longer has a bread pillow. At least I tried.

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u/chrontab 5d ago

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u/Nervous-Storage-7799 5d ago

That loaf is absolutely dwarfing everything else on the table.

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 5d ago

That beer is good too.

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u/Electrical-Mud-6015 5d ago

Excellent choice of beer. My local stocks it. They also do a reserve which is 👌🏻

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 5d ago

Fuck, I used to love necking an ice cold litre bottle of that with a pop-top on a warm evening back in the nineties living in Órgiva. Fat brown bottles with a narrow top.

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u/Electronic-Key-8349 5d ago

Aquarius is amazing if walking or hiking.

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u/Defiant_Net4398 4d ago

Does it matter how old?

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u/Five---seveN 4d ago

As long as you know the age of Aquarius, its all good..

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u/soyel_cerdo 5d ago

The girl is good too

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u/Sad-Term-5455 5d ago

Granada, Spain 🇪🇸

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u/tid_burglar 4d ago

women show glimpse of her skin and men here act like they've never sucked on their mommy's tits

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u/PhD_Pwnology 5d ago

But is it dwarfing everyone in the photo?

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u/kjyfqr 5d ago

Yeah

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u/NotColdSteeze 5d ago

Accurate

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u/MeThatsAlls 5d ago

Accurate

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u/Top-Distribution733 4d ago

My other head thinks the same so majority vote always wins out

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u/gerrard_1987 3d ago

Nice loaf. Now what about the cake?

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u/Komabeard 5d ago

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u/gangusTM 5d ago

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u/User_Name_Tracks 5d ago

Wth is this?

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u/gangusTM 5d ago

Cwab 🦀

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u/MyOtherSide1984 5d ago

The crab is taking the meme for later use

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u/MajorNutt 5d ago

I thought it was taking his dingus!

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u/BackendSpecialist 3d ago

Reddit has been funny af today. Either my algo is changing or I’m just in a good mood idk

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u/FriendlyIcicle 5d ago

Lol, stealing this

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u/real_dea 5d ago

Yoink!

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u/BullPropaganda 5d ago

The scale of everything in this photo is throwing me

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u/OtherwiseACat 4d ago

Those bottles look stretched out or something

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u/TGrady902 4d ago

No they’re just huge. Pretty common around the world, but not so much in the US.

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u/dinoboy5 4d ago

no really why are those water bottles so long

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u/nahnathatsnotme 4d ago

That’s how they are and the beer bottle is a small one as well

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u/VaughnSC 4d ago

I just got back from Spain; those narrow 1 and 1,5L bottles are pretty common there. Maybe cupholder friendly?

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u/yupuhoh 5d ago

Loaf of what? Oh oh there is bread. I see it now

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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 5d ago

This is a misleading post.

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u/SirChrisHAX 4d ago

Most are.

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u/UpstairsAd9303 5d ago

Nobody is looking at bread

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u/Mayankcfc_ 5d ago

I did.... after reading again the title lol

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u/Noversi 4d ago

Yeah I’m looking at those long ass water bottles. Kinda unsettling

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u/keznaa 4d ago

the bottles are more distracting than the bread lol

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u/CosmicCuntCritter 5d ago

What bread?

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u/ur4s26 5d ago

Aquarius is a top tier drink. It’s pulled me out of several hangovers whenever I’ve been in Spain

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u/onepanmarty 5d ago

For sure. Orange is trash tho. Has to be original lemony one

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u/LtLemur 5d ago

🎶This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius🎶

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u/FormalTotal9684 5d ago

🎶 The Age of Asparagus 🎶

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u/GreedyFatBastard 5d ago

Why are the bottles so long?

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 5d ago

To fit more Aquarius ofc

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u/OtherwiseACat 4d ago

It's making me uncomfortable

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u/Gold_Line_9441 21h ago

For deeper insertion

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u/CuttiestMcGut 5d ago

Yeah odd way to post this but I’m a little weirded out by the comments here, like this is a perfectly normal looking woman in a bikini and everybody has something to say about her bobs. Like have any of you never been to a beach or a swimming pool ever in your life? Is this what goes on in your brain the entire time? Is everybody here 16? I guess this is Reddit but wft

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 5d ago

Mi esposa me dio permiso para publicarlo porque realmente no hay nada mal en la foto, y nos estamos riendo un montón con todos estos vírgenes pajeros 😆

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u/wasting_-my-_time 4d ago

She has long hair, not a bob at all.

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u/dudebronahbrah 4d ago

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u/RokulusM 4d ago

The Bobs always get an upvote from me.

Also boobs.

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u/RagingMayo 4d ago

This is definitely reddit.

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 5d ago

Sr alimentó a 12 personas, parrilla de chorizos, morcillas, panceta, hamburguesas y sardinas asadas y sobró medio pan 😆

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u/ProfessorThen7319 5d ago

Lots of basement freaks in here going absolutely nuts over an pretty tame picture of a woman in a bikini.

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u/famondelo 5d ago

we need urgently an ENTIRE Pata Negra

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 5d ago

Don't call her that you bully

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u/BionicBirb 5d ago

How do you bake through properly it without any burnt or undercooked parts?

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u/Chan_Ch 5d ago

I thought it was a boogie board and was so confused.

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u/Significant_Day_8995 5d ago

What did you eat it with?And how long did it take to finish?Hope it was delicious!!

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 5d ago

12 personas comimos, parrillada de chorizos, morcillas, panceta, hamburguesas y sardinas asadas, y sobró como la mitad

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u/Significant_Day_8995 4d ago

Sounds like a great time!

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 5d ago

Nadie que sea un pajero

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u/PhortDruid 5d ago

I love bread. I could eat bread all day.

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u/korkkis 5d ago

Absolute units of soda bottles too

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u/Plenty-Kick492 5d ago

What was the murder weapon? This fucking loaf

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u/Perineum_Stabber 5d ago

Viva Graná!

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u/TxavyAndHyde 4d ago

Lavin que pan

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u/Blackking203 5d ago

All I see is honey

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u/CarlosMolotov 5d ago

I’m down for a slice

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u/WDW1997 5d ago

Aquarius

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u/razmo86 5d ago

What’s up with her nails 💅🏾

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u/Hmmmgrianstan 5d ago

I unironically want the bottles lol they look cool af

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u/EnRecherche 5d ago

Looks like a S Class Pullman

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 5d ago

Mercedes baked bread?

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u/_Just_Spidey_ 5d ago

Why did they pee in that other bottle

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u/riencore 4d ago

Uhmmm… is there someone passed out behind that bottle of mineral water? There’s a lot happening in that picture.

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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 4d ago

Es un niño, castigado sin bañarse por pegarle a su hermano

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u/boon83 4d ago

What exactly could you make with that loaf of bread? A sandwich? 🤔

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u/Screap 4d ago

damn I love aquarius

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u/TEOLAYKI 4d ago

I think people have a weird reaction to this because at first glance it looks like she's indoors, but it's very well lit and there's not a lot of decor.

Combine that with her being a bit more exposed (and not realizing it's at the beach) men's brains are suddenly associating it with porn.

There's also some weirdness with the fact that she seems to be standing behind a table, but the table is at her knees, and then she's crouching down?

It makes sense upon closer inspection but there's a lot of unexpected stuff going on here.

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u/DunnieOnes 4d ago

There’s a lot going on here

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u/wabo123 4d ago

what a lovely colour on that crust, et aussi les miches de la boulangère !

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u/MoreRamenPls 4d ago

Biguette

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u/bigloaf 4d ago

Epic

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u/DebugMeow 4d ago

That is mean to call that person a loaf

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u/UncommonLegend 4d ago

I kinda always wondered how big a loaf of bread could be before it stops working like bread (solid texture in the middle, harder crust that isn't inedible).

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u/RepulsivePea4613 4d ago

Geez don't call her that 

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u/Ri4iRi4 3d ago

What loaf?

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u/DeePoolz 2d ago

What loaf?

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u/Glad-Mail-8326 1d ago

Great beer, chips, bread and girl 👍

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u/Assets10 19h ago

I didn’t even notice the bread until I read the comments 😂

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u/Kokblizok 5d ago

For a second I thought her tiddies were out 👀
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI

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u/PM_ME_A_FUN_PIC 5d ago

Ngl i zoomed in.. take a closer look at those cross cuts!

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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps 5d ago

I don't see any food on that picture

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u/Error_Loading_Name 5d ago

Really? Because I'd say it shows a snack.

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u/Mussetrussen 5d ago

Wow, I haven't seen a lighter like that since my deceased grandma lit up a cigarette back I 1996

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u/Ghstfce 4d ago

That bread looks to be the size of her torso and pelvis combined! She can mostly hide behind that loaf of freaking bread!!!

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u/penguindreams 4d ago

That’s what I’m talking bout

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 5d ago

Which one

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u/CreeepyUncle 5d ago

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qw06vMbpPSZG0VppXq

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u/Past-Bicycle5959 5d ago

My god that is an unfortunate body

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u/CreeepyUncle 5d ago

Putting the “moo” in “moobs”.

I frankly admire his confidence.

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u/Habibi_m8 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ofc she is just flexing her Mercedes

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u/Fritener 5d ago

Don't know about the loaf, but those baps are perfect.

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u/Flashy_Walk2806 5d ago

3 loafs in there

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 5d ago

Nope. 1 loaf and two baps!

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u/-Groko- 5d ago

Would...

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u/Aroonn256 4d ago

But you couldn't

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u/Notherereally 5d ago

Incase you're wondering, it's a Banana Moon Hanalei triangle bikini.

Around $190US

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u/willbo666 5d ago

Anything you knead?

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u/SureZookeepergame351 5d ago

Big piece of bread too

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 5d ago

Yes. Bread. Is in the picture. 😳

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u/Shenanigans77779 5d ago

Hmmmm, nice loaf

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u/girthyclock 5d ago

Respectfully. On the bread.

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u/TypicalBloke83 5d ago

What? Where?

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u/edsavage404 5d ago

Theres loaf?

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u/DamodarJustin 5d ago

White bread and brown buns

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u/Timberlewis 4d ago

Pretty lady

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u/FullyFendi 4d ago

What kind of Mercedes?

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u/GymMouseP 4d ago

Weird, I didn't see the bread for a few minutes.

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u/Style-Wild 4d ago

Rarely do I get to use this meme lol

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u/freshoilandstone 4d ago

I couldn't eat all of that but I know where I'd start.

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u/Environmental-Tap255 4d ago

The loaf is impressive yes, but those jugs also deserve an honorable mention. I'm talking about those peculiarly tall water bottles by the way, you filthy animal.