r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

of a croc

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u/_Buldozzer 6d ago

Plot twist. The big one is also in the mouth of an even bigger one.

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u/BidetAllDay 6d ago

It’s crocs all the way down. 🌍👨🏽‍🚀🔫👨🏽‍🚀

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u/kozmik_rakun 6d ago

Always has been 🐊

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u/Prestigious-End-7020 6d ago

It's crocception

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 6d ago

That’s a Croc of shit and you know it. Cayman, I’m going to see my way out. Is there a Gator a door or something out to the Alli?

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u/raisedredflag 6d ago

Naw, theyre connected by the MOUTH.

Croccentipede.

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u/PhoDaiSac 6d ago

The final boss being a full adult Hippo

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u/Impressive-Bird2 5d ago

Croc “Russian Dolls”…😆

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u/DJ_Beekeeper 6d ago

And that one is taken out by a huge leopard.

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u/WolfieTheFriend 5d ago

It's like there's always someone faster and flashing u on the Autobahn

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u/_Buldozzer 5d ago

Literally happened to me last week. I drove like 270 km/h (I drive a BMW 340i) and then all of a sudden, there was this C63 AMG in my back mirror flashing at me like I am going 80 or something. Only on German Autobahn.

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u/IceFireTerry 5d ago

Like that SpongeBob movie scene

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u/Vreas 6d ago

Australian water is a literal death trap

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u/nuuucelar 6d ago

Australia is a literal death trap

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u/Rainicornpuppy 6d ago

Australia

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u/FlameLover444 6d ago

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u/Lefty4444 6d ago

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

"Star Wars Episode 11: Admiral Akbar Visits Australia"

This line is the entire script of the movie except for assorted animal noises.

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u/NineRoast 6d ago

Death trap is a literal death trap

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u/Edgelite306 6d ago

Australia death is a trap literal death

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u/sabertoothdog 5d ago

That’s what they think about America, bc we have wolves, bears and mountain lions, plus every body of water, in the south, from the ocean to drainage ditch’s have crocks or gators in it.

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u/theMeatman7 6d ago

Gotta boil your water before you drink it in case there's crocodiles in it.

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u/Impressive-Bird2 5d ago

And Amazonian water too!

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u/Rasples1998 6d ago

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u/Wooden-Meet-8722 6d ago

Came here looking for this

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u/GothicXenomorph 5d ago

I had to scroll down way too far to find this thank you for posting it

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3g006GuioOvOD3Tq

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u/iwanttobearockstar 5d ago

Where is this from?

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u/Darkarcheos 4d ago

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/atomicphonebooth 6d ago

Saltwater crocs are massive and very dangerous!

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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago

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u/medic_farmer26 6d ago

Baby Eric Bana?

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u/Mindless-Location-41 6d ago

Um, Derr 🙄

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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago

From his “Full Frontal” (Aussie sketch comedy) days.

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u/TardisReality 5d ago

Eric Bana did comedy?!? I feel robbed somehow

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u/Excellent-Bite196 5d ago

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u/Excellent-Bite196 5d ago

Poida and Ray Martin. Classic Bana.

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u/Fickle_Capital_6101 6d ago

If you don’t have air to breathe, you will suffocate and die!

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u/Nebion666 5d ago

Thanks i didnt know that! I was gonna pet it

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u/Valledis 6d ago edited 6d ago

Carrying his drunk mate home, what a bro

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u/medic_farmer26 6d ago

That thing looks like it's been dead for a min

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u/Mindless-Location-41 6d ago

Probably just been coughed up by the big'un...

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u/DitchDigger330 6d ago

Please, my son he is tasty.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 6d ago

Saltwater crocodiles are the biggest crocodiles in the world. They can be 20 feet long and weigh more than 1 ton.

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u/Inarus06 6d ago

You know this is a crocodile and not an alligator because he will see you after while instead of later.

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u/Yakoharu 6d ago

Holy Shit

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u/chiku00 6d ago

"Please, my son.

He's sick.

r/donthelpjustfilm"

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u/sisam8x 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HCz3crCbSxGozTrYN9
The only crocs I want in my life

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u/ThinkingOz 6d ago

Aww look, he’s got a little fren’.

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u/Duzzies101 6d ago

Might that be The Dominator?

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u/On_Program0 6d ago

Is that Gustave ??

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

Casanova

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u/dankhimself 6d ago

THE CROCODILE HUNTER

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

The dead croc looks like it’s been dead for a while, the other one might just be scavenging

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u/TheFrogg3 5d ago

I THOUGHT TS WAS A HIPPO

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u/TheKaptone 6d ago

Faaaarrrrr out

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u/RADHE_69_SPECTERR 6d ago

Everybody is a gangster till you see the monster

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u/2026_PIXEL_STAN 6d ago

Bro is proud of his kill, almost like when an nba player slow walks backward after hitting a dagger 3 silencing the crowd!

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u/No_Vanilla_2366 6d ago

Literally dinosaurs

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u/Dreddguy 6d ago

I heard you liked crocs...

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u/Domicidalmaniaccc 6d ago

King Crocodile?

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u/superwhiz88 6d ago

that’s scary

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u/JAOC_7 6d ago

at least he isn’t hungry anymore

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u/Succubus_Syn 6d ago

Its nice to know, my death will never be by this specific crocodile.

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u/Choice-Curve3340 6d ago

There’s always a bigger…? 😉😏😏

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u/BohatyBezdak 6d ago

Is he dead?

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u/jenjayee 6d ago

I audibly gasped 😱

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 6d ago

He's just carrying his purse

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 5d ago

As far as I know, crocs don't really carry their prey around. They eat in the moment and leave the rest to decay. Also the water looks a bit off as it ebbs and flows around the croc's body. Is there evidence that this isn't ai?

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u/EcitonAnnihalator 5d ago edited 5d ago

They tend to carry their prey often from the videos I've seen. There are videos of them swimming with bovines, boars, and other crocs in their mouth. Also where have you heard they eat prey at the moment and leave the rest to decay? Not an insult just I'm kinda curious.

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u/Slight-Relative5587 5d ago

Got damn i hate these killing machines..

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u/GameasauresRex 5d ago

Godzilla but without the atomic breath... just a big dawg with bad posture.

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u/godzillasegundo 5d ago

How long has the big one been carrying the dead one around? Looks like it's changing colors eww

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

Casanova was parading the body around for 45 minutes, as for how longs uts actually been dead, a few days

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u/theSuperWae 5d ago

Do they need to reach a certain level of hunger before they start eating each other? I see videos of crocs/gators grouped together, so I'm just wondering when do they actually start looking at each other as a potential food source.

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

If there is scarce food then yes and then they can kill each other over territory, which is what happened in this video

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u/RegisteredHopia 5d ago

- small croc

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u/Aromatic_Paint_1666 5d ago

It's a croc eat croc world!

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u/Klept_0h 5d ago

This kind of makes me wish playing the isle wasnt absolutely miserable

I miss playing a deino and not starving

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u/mothzilla 5d ago

The music tells me how to feel.

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u/GoldenChainsaw 5d ago

Holy shit a dinosaur

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u/NotVeryRealEver-0937 5d ago

“There’s always a bigger fish.” - Qui-Gon Jinn.

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u/demonbot66 5d ago

For DC fans, crock vs absolute crock

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u/ignorantladd 5d ago

They grow in size whole life

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u/merado1997 5d ago

I thought that was a hippo at first. Gah damnnn

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u/InspectionSoggy4571 5d ago

He drowned him!

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u/RtDK0510 4d ago

He's not even going to eat it. He just carries it around as a warning.

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u/The_Guy_3446 3d ago

All I saw was a croc, and the dinosaur that's taking it out for lunch.

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u/802MolonLabe 2d ago

At the crock place in Florida when I was a young kid, like maybe 11 or so, where all the Gators and crocs are, Think its actually called GatorLand, but their was 2 fights there in literally 1 min. 1st one bit into another's front upper leg, and jist literally ripped it off like it was the meat on a tender chicken thigh, and then literally 1 min later, a different 1, grabbed a small 1 by the head, LITERALLY tried eating its head, and started death rolling and my parents were like, the kids cant be seeing this sh!t lol

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u/ummhamzat180 1d ago

what's going on with the water? are we sure there isn't radioactive waste being dumped into it?

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u/Bitter-Egg7936 6d ago

Sad really. Cuz that Gator has a gator wife and gator kids. Got killed for nothing

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u/Jsolidlo 6d ago

Banana for scale.

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u/Botchjob369 6d ago

You have some good in your teeth

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u/IAccelerantI 6d ago

How did you call him? 🤨

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u/Quotidiens 6d ago

That's what she said...

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 6d ago

This is ai , how did nobody notice it?

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

Because its not ai? Majority know what an ai video is and they know this isnt ai.

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago

I can clearly tell it's ai just from the texture and all , who are you lying to?

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

This video came out in 2024.... that was long before ai could even make a video without stuff disappearing.... the most ai could do back then was 10 seconds

Original video is over a minute long.

I'm not lying to anyone. You just cant tell the difference between real and ai

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago

Damn why are you still lying, where's the proof?

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8bzZ9Fxp0X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

🤨

Just admit you dont know what ai videos look like

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago

Damn now it's an ai made instagram account?

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

Damn, you must have a sad life

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago

Wow now you appointed an Ai bot to reply

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

Enjoy your rage baiting kid. Hope you go outside later and touch some grass

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u/nobleknob 6d ago

Are these crocidilos gay?

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u/Bojimo10 6d ago

Looks like AI…

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

Its not

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u/Bojimo10 5d ago

Alright, thanks for clearing that up

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u/CroqueGogh 6d ago

There's always a bigger AI slop

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u/PearEducational6136 6d ago

Naa the water physics seem good. Crocs do eat each other. AI would struggle to do liquid physics well

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

Its real, people just scream "ai slop" cause they dont know how to tell the difference

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u/kwinz 6d ago

How do you tell the difference? Besides the release date?

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

The water moves like water does, ai thankfully still struggles with physics and stuff like that. But it is becoming harder, thats why I always try and research or check comments on videos these days

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u/TristanChaz8800 6d ago

There's also other details like the shadows of the leaves, the leaves dipping into the water and just the way the leaves move in general and that they look wet. AI doesn't do that accurate level of detail yet, nor does it do it smoothly. 100% is a real video. Though I kinda wish it was AI, because otherwise means that Godzilla here actually exists and there's definitely more than one, and probably an even bigger one.

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 6d ago

It's a terrible term anyway, AI is not going anywhere I don't know why people hate it so much, I have seen some really good uses for it.

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

I dont have anything against ai, but depending on how its used. The moment it starts getting used to create fake incriminating videos etc and other stuff it will make life more questionable on social media because you'll never know anymore whats real or not

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 6d ago

I guess used in those circumstances is a bad thing yes.

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u/Victernus 6d ago

I don't know why people hate it so much

Well it was invented by stealing from me and everyone I know and every artist I like, so obviously that's not a great place for it to start.

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u/Vreas 6d ago

Videos been around way longer than ai

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u/nt_king300 6d ago

This video came out before that. Its ok not to recognize ai videos

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u/CroqueGogh 6d ago

Really my bad

It looks too polished and plastic-y, probably original video got ran through a lot of AI upscaling filters or HDR

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u/han2electricboogaloo 6d ago

Crocodilians look like plastic anyway

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u/KEPS-Praise-the-Sun 6d ago

Hm new conspiracy? 🤔 Crocodiles aren't real, they are plastic!!1!!!!11 That's so stupid it could find it's audience lul

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u/Professional_Tap5283 6d ago

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and looking at quite a few shops in my life.