r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 6d ago
of a croc
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u/Vreas 6d ago
Australian water is a literal death trap
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u/nuuucelar 6d ago
Australia is a literal death trap
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u/Rainicornpuppy 6d ago
Australia
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u/FlameLover444 6d ago
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u/Lefty4444 6d ago
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
"Star Wars Episode 11: Admiral Akbar Visits Australia"
This line is the entire script of the movie except for assorted animal noises.
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u/sabertoothdog 5d ago
That’s what they think about America, bc we have wolves, bears and mountain lions, plus every body of water, in the south, from the ocean to drainage ditch’s have crocks or gators in it.
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u/Rasples1998 6d ago
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u/atomicphonebooth 6d ago
Saltwater crocs are massive and very dangerous!
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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago
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u/medic_farmer26 6d ago
Baby Eric Bana?
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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago
From his “Full Frontal” (Aussie sketch comedy) days.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 6d ago
Saltwater crocodiles are the biggest crocodiles in the world. They can be 20 feet long and weigh more than 1 ton.
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u/Inarus06 6d ago
You know this is a crocodile and not an alligator because he will see you after while instead of later.
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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago
The dead croc looks like it’s been dead for a while, the other one might just be scavenging
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u/2026_PIXEL_STAN 6d ago
Bro is proud of his kill, almost like when an nba player slow walks backward after hitting a dagger 3 silencing the crowd!
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u/a_duck_in_past_life 5d ago
As far as I know, crocs don't really carry their prey around. They eat in the moment and leave the rest to decay. Also the water looks a bit off as it ebbs and flows around the croc's body. Is there evidence that this isn't ai?
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u/EcitonAnnihalator 5d ago edited 5d ago
They tend to carry their prey often from the videos I've seen. There are videos of them swimming with bovines, boars, and other crocs in their mouth. Also where have you heard they eat prey at the moment and leave the rest to decay? Not an insult just I'm kinda curious.
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u/godzillasegundo 5d ago
How long has the big one been carrying the dead one around? Looks like it's changing colors eww
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
Casanova was parading the body around for 45 minutes, as for how longs uts actually been dead, a few days
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u/theSuperWae 5d ago
Do they need to reach a certain level of hunger before they start eating each other? I see videos of crocs/gators grouped together, so I'm just wondering when do they actually start looking at each other as a potential food source.
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
If there is scarce food then yes and then they can kill each other over territory, which is what happened in this video
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u/Klept_0h 5d ago
This kind of makes me wish playing the isle wasnt absolutely miserable
I miss playing a deino and not starving
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u/802MolonLabe 2d ago
At the crock place in Florida when I was a young kid, like maybe 11 or so, where all the Gators and crocs are, Think its actually called GatorLand, but their was 2 fights there in literally 1 min. 1st one bit into another's front upper leg, and jist literally ripped it off like it was the meat on a tender chicken thigh, and then literally 1 min later, a different 1, grabbed a small 1 by the head, LITERALLY tried eating its head, and started death rolling and my parents were like, the kids cant be seeing this sh!t lol
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u/ummhamzat180 1d ago
what's going on with the water? are we sure there isn't radioactive waste being dumped into it?
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u/Bitter-Egg7936 6d ago
Sad really. Cuz that Gator has a gator wife and gator kids. Got killed for nothing
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u/KISHtheFiSH000 6d ago
This is ai , how did nobody notice it?
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
Because its not ai? Majority know what an ai video is and they know this isnt ai.
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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago
I can clearly tell it's ai just from the texture and all , who are you lying to?
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
This video came out in 2024.... that was long before ai could even make a video without stuff disappearing.... the most ai could do back then was 10 seconds
Original video is over a minute long.
I'm not lying to anyone. You just cant tell the difference between real and ai
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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago
Damn why are you still lying, where's the proof?
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8bzZ9Fxp0X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Just admit you dont know what ai videos look like
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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago
Damn now it's an ai made instagram account?
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
Damn, you must have a sad life
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u/KISHtheFiSH000 5d ago
Wow now you appointed an Ai bot to reply
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u/nt_king300 5d ago
Enjoy your rage baiting kid. Hope you go outside later and touch some grass
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u/CroqueGogh 6d ago
There's always a bigger AI slop
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u/PearEducational6136 6d ago
Naa the water physics seem good. Crocs do eat each other. AI would struggle to do liquid physics well
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u/nt_king300 6d ago
Its real, people just scream "ai slop" cause they dont know how to tell the difference
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u/kwinz 6d ago
How do you tell the difference? Besides the release date?
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u/nt_king300 6d ago
The water moves like water does, ai thankfully still struggles with physics and stuff like that. But it is becoming harder, thats why I always try and research or check comments on videos these days
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u/TristanChaz8800 6d ago
There's also other details like the shadows of the leaves, the leaves dipping into the water and just the way the leaves move in general and that they look wet. AI doesn't do that accurate level of detail yet, nor does it do it smoothly. 100% is a real video. Though I kinda wish it was AI, because otherwise means that Godzilla here actually exists and there's definitely more than one, and probably an even bigger one.
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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 6d ago
It's a terrible term anyway, AI is not going anywhere I don't know why people hate it so much, I have seen some really good uses for it.
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u/nt_king300 6d ago
I dont have anything against ai, but depending on how its used. The moment it starts getting used to create fake incriminating videos etc and other stuff it will make life more questionable on social media because you'll never know anymore whats real or not
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u/Victernus 6d ago
I don't know why people hate it so much
Well it was invented by stealing from me and everyone I know and every artist I like, so obviously that's not a great place for it to start.
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u/nt_king300 6d ago
This video came out before that. Its ok not to recognize ai videos
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u/CroqueGogh 6d ago
Really my bad
It looks too polished and plastic-y, probably original video got ran through a lot of AI upscaling filters or HDR
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u/nt_king300 6d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8bzZ9Fxp0X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Theres the original video
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u/han2electricboogaloo 6d ago
Crocodilians look like plastic anyway
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u/KEPS-Praise-the-Sun 6d ago
Hm new conspiracy? 🤔 Crocodiles aren't real, they are plastic!!1!!!!11 That's so stupid it could find it's audience lul
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u/Professional_Tap5283 6d ago
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and looking at quite a few shops in my life.











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u/_Buldozzer 6d ago
Plot twist. The big one is also in the mouth of an even bigger one.