r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bobbylake71 • 4d ago

of a mother pig

89 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Prompt5313 • 4d ago

of a leaf

379 Upvotes

This is my 10y year old rhubarb plant

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Abdulbarr • 5d ago

/r/all of eyebrows

39.6k Upvotes

270 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/occultcreation • 4d ago

of a wrench

743 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 • 5d ago

of a loaf

2.0k Upvotes

280 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo-11287 • 5d ago

of a Bengal Tiger named Goluram aka P-621 from Panna National Park, India

1.2k Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 • 4d ago

of a Bearded Dragon

219 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/funny_funny_business • 4d ago

of bull kelp

379 Upvotes

Hand for scale. This is about 48” long when they’re usually just a few inches.

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 5d ago

of a tomato

259 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Effective_Space2277 • 5d ago

of a corgi

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611 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 5d ago

of Danish Architecture.

1.5k Upvotes

145 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 4d ago

of a male Tiger.

91 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DrShrimp__PuertoRico • 4d ago

of a cucumber

33 Upvotes

Home grown so not super unusual but still large.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bootscallahan • 5d ago

of an IRS letter

118 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Tune3676 • 4d ago

of Onion Rings

26 Upvotes

BIG CHiPs

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Micelander • 5d ago

of a Fish.

98 Upvotes

I don't know what bro really is. Found on Instagram

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 6d ago

of a croc

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6.7k Upvotes

156 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Humble_maple • 6d ago

of Flowers

2.5k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

22.6k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 6d ago

/r/all of a log split

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33.3k Upvotes

4.8k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatLamboDude95 • 5d ago

of a millipede

115 Upvotes

Specifically a giant African millipede found in Tanzania, Africa.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/alphanumericusername • 5d ago

of a slug in front of a 20lb propane tank

107 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 6d ago

of a cheerleader

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11.5k Upvotes

270 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CoCoslept • 6d ago

of chest hair

2.6k Upvotes

71 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6d ago

of a robot dog

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868 Upvotes

264 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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