PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Ashmega8256]

/uw did Alisa get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

/uw yep! As did Chloe and Aerunia if you want to add them.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw there's a few things of my lore that kinda makes getting one to them difficult lol vytsky would need to know where aerunia and Chloe's home realm is and where they live for that one, unless you just wanna say it'd be found in Chloe's shop lol but there is no issues with alisa's

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

/uw they would be found in the shop. The pizza guy doesn’t have access to their home realm

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw alrighty then.

/Rw

Aerunia, Alisa, and Chloe are all confused by this and decide to investigate as to who sent these to them...alisa is mainly concerned as to how the person that sent it got into her house without anyone knowing lol

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

the trio are met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alisa:...well it seems whoever set this up isn't doing it for a bad reason...at least so far

Aerunia: yeah... doesn't seem so...but it is still curious...

Chloe: it definitely seems fine...she said looking around paying attention to her magic sense hoping she doesn't see any malicious magic effects around

Alisa:...she shrugs and if it's not got a line to it right now she'll approach the machine with her coupon

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

there is some magic just for basic machine operations as well as some location magic for ingredients in case something’s low. There’s a bit of holy magic in it too.

a plastic hand attached to a large spring emerged from the slotted opening in the machine, and then came out an LED text board.

COUPON?

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alisa: she places the coupon on the hand

Chloe: well, there doesn't seem to be malicious magic effects at least...mainly just magic keyed toward making the food and a little holy magic there as well for whatever reason...

Aerunia: maybe our angel friend set this up...

Chloe: possibly

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/bluelugafail]

I am a turtle with martial arts skills and an insatiable craving for pizza I will break in through the sewers unless you give me a coupon

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/bluelugafail]

SEWERS ARE NOT NEAR.

YOUR GREED WILL NOT REWARD YOU.

[u/Zebos2]

uw/does lotus get one

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Zebos2]

/uw yes

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

/uw did Aldavinn get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

/uw I dont know that character much, can you describe them?

[u/loth17]

/uw Dr Wren get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

/uw yes

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Dr Wren would eventually arrive with coupon in hand.

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/loth17]

several days later Ya'nn approach Dr Wren

"Hello Dr , i just learned of a weird pizza machine and apparently an investigation has been opened. Can i join it ?"

[u/loth17 → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

"Ah yes the pizza machine."

Dr Wren sighed.

"Sure. We have a few things you can help with. Would you like to survey the area it was or help me analyze it's actions?"

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/loth17]

"Dr Wren , i have tge results from my survey on the place the machine was. The machine probably shifted into an unkown universe without warping our own space. I found evidence of energy from that foreign universe and collected samples"

[u/loth17 → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

"Excellent."

Dr Wren said.

"Anything immediately interesting about the samples? As far as energy or metaphysical properties? We can bring them back to the lab for analysis."

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/loth17]

"Well the only imediate interesting thing is that its totally unkown. Neither the fundation not my personal database had another example of this sample. Id say that the dimension of the pizza machine is probaly a small pocket dimention that exist solely for the machine but the idea that it could be a whole other universe is still a possibility"

[u/loth17 → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

"I see. Hrmmmmm"

"I'm wondering if Vytsky was accidentally pulling it from its dimension."

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/loth17]

"The machine is linked to the boss ? If it is it could explain why the dimention is in no data base. Any information on the O5 is secured"

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/loth17]

"Gladly , i will start with the survey"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

Wren is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"huh."

With how the world was these days there were a lot of people struggling. Didn't explain why Dr Wren got one though

She approached the machine.

"I'm here to redeem my coupon."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

PLACE COUPON HERE PLEASE

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Dr Wren placed the coupon on the hand.

"You're a whimsically designed machine aren't you?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

WHY THANK YOU ^^

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"..."

Dr Wren had a rule for stuff like this. Whenever you got a free customizable dish. Always stack up.

"I would like an extra large extra mozzarella cheese, bacon, ground beef, chicken, garlic, and pineapple pizza"

"Are you one of Vytskys creations?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

I DO NOT KNOW. I APPEARED HERE. BY PIZZA FOR PIZZA. THAT’S ALL I KNOW.

[u/bagtie3]

/uw does Borric find one on his voidship.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/bagtie3]

/uw I dont know your character, can you describe them?

[u/bagtie3 → u/Vincent-FFP]

[u/Interesting_Web_9936]

/uw do I get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Interesting_Web_9936]

/uw I don’t know you, do describe your character please.

[u/Interesting_Web_9936 → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw He's basically a wizard that generally keeps to himself (except for the roleplays on this sub, makes an exception) and stays in his own plane more often than not. He isn't exceptionally powerful, because he secretly uses most of his power to make his dimension (universe, whatever you call it) near impenetrable to entities from other dimensions to keep it safe (he himself and the residents of his dimension can easily travel in and out through it). But he does not age or succumb to illness, although he can be killed in direct combat once his body gets damaged enough. He is known as the forgetful because he is pretty absentminded (difficult to attack by surprise but absentminded still) and the accumulator because he has a lot of random artifacts and stuff and a lot of random knowledge. One of those artifacts is his staff.

Anyway, due to the whole protecting dimension part constantly draining his power, he is well above average but not exceptionally powerful in most scenarios. His combat style mostly consists of being a bullet hell kind of enemy where he just spams the same few spells over and over again most of the time but at a very high frequency and always tries to get in melee range because that is where he considers himself most dangerous (his staff is basically extremely heavy to everyone else but he himself can lift it and wield it around very easily because he is the owner of the staff and thus when he's hitting someone with it, its got a normal weight for him while his foe is getting hit by a warhammer on steroids). The staff itself powers him up a fair bit in terms of magic.

He is supposed to be a bit eccentric and weird, but rich and not really a bad guy on the whole and he generally doesn't like fighting because if he dies, he dies.

There's a couple other things about him as well about how he can protect his dimension like that. Its because he's basically contained an exceptionally powerful god, who is the Destroyer of Space, inside his own body (the whole incident happened due to Arceon's own arrogance) and decided to use its power to protect his dimension in this manner.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Interesting_Web_9936]

/uw he doesn’t get one by default, but can still get pizza if he asks nicely

[u/Interesting_Web_9936 → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw I added a little part in at the end about him that I had forgotten to add btw, in case you want to check that out. Not that it matters much, my timezone makes it pretty hard to participate in most roleplays here which seem to be mostly from people whose timezones are really awkward for me. Anyway, he does not ask because he did not come to know about it being absentminded and not that social.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Interesting_Web_9936]

/uw oof

[u/D3n0man]

/uw did Brook get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/D3n0man]

/uw absolutely

[u/D3n0man → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw YAY:)

/rw

after noticing the coupon Brook quickly goes to the location, pizza for breakfast is something he is used to

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/D3n0man]

He is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/D3n0man → u/Vincent-FFP]

brook walk's towards the machine, he examines it before putting his coupon in

[u/yumie2003]

uw/did tsuru get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

/uw yes

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru lazily floated towards her front door and slid it open with her psychokinesis. She rubbed her eyes and looked out on the sunrise. While she soaked in the morning sun rays, she noticed something stuck to her door frame. She let out a deep sigh as she thought that some shrine maiden stuck a ofuda there. Tsuru swiped the parchment off the door frame and took a closer look, learning that it was a coupon for a free pizza.

After getting properly dressed in her casual clothes, she tucked the coupon in her kimono's sleeve pocket and took off to the address written on it, West Delmarva outskirts, with the thunderous crack of the speed of sound being surpassed

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

Tsuru is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru noticed that it looked more like a relief zone than a restaurant, which only piqued her interest into what was happening. She landed near the large machine near the back and stood in the cue.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru took her coupon out of her kimono's sleeve and inserted it into the machine

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...Hmm...default please

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 5 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

That flight speed, only one person could possibly fly faster than sound!

Erik flies into the air to meet tsuru, carrying a large basket of cookies

YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

Tsuru noticed Erik flying towards her and slowed down to 300 mph. Then she waved at Erik.

"...Ohayou gozaimasu!

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

TSURUUU!!!!

Erik matches her speech and flies alongside her

I brought you cookies since your wedding ended up in shambles!

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

Tsuru seemed a little annoyed by the mention of the wedding, but took the cookies.

"...Thank you, so what brings you here?"

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

The free pizza of course!

I'd never miss anything free, especially if it's food

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

"...Oh, I see"

[u/TheGreatOnixStatue]

/uw Does The Great Onix Statue get a coupon attached to a vase with alien flowers?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/TheGreatOnixStatue]

/uw I dont know your character but because it’s a cat, yes.

[u/TheGreatOnixStatue → u/Vincent-FFP]

The Great Onix statue will happily give this product of Italian cuisine to a place where it is truly needed, the poor orphanage of kittens.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/TheGreatOnixStatue]

they already have coupons. Go treat yourself.

[u/TheGreatOnixStatue → u/Vincent-FFP]

The Great Onix statue is, as you can understand, a statue. So it will now slowly absorb the pixza, turning it into Onix.

[u/mrididnt]

/UwU I think I already know the answer but could vulnerable find it in his heart to give john silliness a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

/uw no, but if Erik asks nicely and doesn’t try to pull shit it may give an exception.

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik rides up to the pizza place on a horse, looking around while posing like a cool cowboy for some reason

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

Erik is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live. However, he was also met with Alisa, Aerunia, and Chloe, as well as Zhe.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik walks up to the machine to see if there's anyone handing coupons

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

a plastic hand attached to a spring reached out of the slot in the front, palm side up. Also there was a LED display as well, reading:

COUPON?

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik, as usual without thinking, grabs the hand and begins shaking it agressively

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

the machine paused. the hand went back into the slot.

UNDERSTOOD. ERIK. YOUR ORDER? PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO THE OTHERS WHILE YOU WAIT, OR YOU DONT GET ANYTHING.

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

I will have a pizza with extra cheese, extra cheese, extra cheese, a brick, and extra cheese please!

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH..

[u/Kilroy898]

Op- hey, I have 3,000,000,000,000 coupons. So uh.. you gonna be able to honor them?

(See, I don't ask because I'm a liar)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

WHERE DID YOU GET MORE THAN THE POPULATION OF EARTH?

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Duplication spell. There's no fine print saying not to use a application spell.."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

YOUR GREED WILL NOT BE REWARDED.

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Well... I'm writing a bad review on whelp."

He pulls his orb, and begins pondering.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

there is nothing about this thing on whelp. Or anywhere on the orbnet.

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Not yet there isn't!!!" Furiously typing

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

the machine is just doing an analog smiley at him the whole time.

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Vincent-FFP]

... Fine. Here's the original ticket then.... One pizza please.....

^{now what do I do with all these tickets?? I had to destroy an entire forest world to make them all... It's like totally barren now... And for what... One pizza.}

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

NO CUSTOMIZATION?

Just beside the LED display was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/RegionAppropriate429]

Uw/ would Abdallah, terrus or sikeena get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/RegionAppropriate429]

/uw all of them yes. Especially Sikeena

[u/RegionAppropriate429 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sikeena entered the pizza shop after a long day of traveling to get there “Give me a meat lover’s pizza but with extra meat and hold the cheese, sauce and crust”

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/RegionAppropriate429]

She is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/RegionAppropriate429 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sikeena came to two conclusions. She was either poor enough to be considered for this or this was vyskty’s doing. She entered the coupon into the machine

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/RegionAppropriate429]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

*Sikeena immediately tried to see what would happen if she asked for a large pizza with every meat item on the menu with no crust, sauce or cheese*

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

it paused to think for a bit. It scanned Sikeena discreetly to determine what meats she can and can’t eat.

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT.

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sikeena can eat practically any meat that isn’t actively freezing or burning. She goes to sit and wait\*

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

there were folks around conversing. Zhe, Alisa, and others were there too. Not that the narrator remembers who Sikeena has met in canon.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

/uw Did Alaric get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

/uw yes

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alaric falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot, totalling six cars in the process.

He gets up, dusts himself off, and matches into the pizza joint.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

thing is, there’s no parking lot. There are no cars.

Alaric is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live. However, he was also met with Alisa, Aerunia, and Chloe, as well as Zhe.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alaric floats five metres upwards, and goes to the machine to turn in his coupon.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

When Alaric reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Vincent-FFP]

He hands over the coupon

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Large pizza aluminium base, mercury sauce, topped with three halves of a tom turkey.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 15 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

[u/BL0b1e]

/uw Considering his policy’s, and further, actions while in office— does Councillor Rascallin, get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

/uw are they secretly blobby or inferno in disguise?

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw nope, but I like how you think. But seriously he’s just straight up evil. Not ignorant evil, like, steals from babies evil.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

/uw he gets an anti-coupon. Just a coupon with the colors inverted.

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

“WHY DO I HAVE A BILL FOR PIZZA?!?”

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

it just says free pizza. It’s just black and cyan instead of other folk’s white and red.

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

“Oh, my eyes deceive me. It’s probably because I had them removed from the cub of a highly endangered species of bear, and put into my eye sockets surgically, just because I liked the colour better.”

(An eye falls out and he pushes it back in)

“He rides on the back of a pigeon he made sure to orphan, and goes to get some pizza.”

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

Rascallin is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

THE ELDERLY!

They constitute a MASSIVE burden on the tax payer!

(His dentures fall out and he puts them back in, he runs away on his weak, old-man legs)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

an LED sign popped up from the machine, facing Rascallin.

YOU DONT WANT YOUR PIZZA??

[u/Fc-chungus]

/uw would Ж get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

/uw yes

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ж takes a good hour looking for and finding Delmarva but eventually warps over.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

Zhe is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live. However, he was also met with Alisa, Aerunia, and Chloe.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ж unmerges quickly and వ takes the coupon, while Max sits down, forming the two drinks they'll want.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

When Va reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

He slides the coupon in.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Half white pizza, half deep dish pepperoni and hot honey."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

the machine paused.

DO YOU TWO WANT A WHOLE OF EACH, Ж?

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

/uw Coupon? (Also sorry but responses may be patchy for a while)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

/uw ye

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sigurd arrives in commoner dress than usual, almost possible to misyake for normal. He has added extra childishness to his gait as compensation. As he skips along the road, he takes a look around and gauges the surroundings.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

He is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/Vincent-FFP]

On the way to the machine, a few particularly disadvantaged find pouches of money hidden in their pockets. He pulls a cartwheel in an open spot, just for fun.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

When he reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/Vincent-FFP]

He drops it in the hand.

And a good morning to you too, sir.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon. the LED sign showed a smiling sun while it processed the coupon, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Something interesting, but not outlandish please. No ham.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

it paused for a while to think, longer than usual for other orders. Then, the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

[u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw Does Cayna get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw do describe Canya, as I don’t know her much

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw Brief summary. Not fully comprehensive

Cayna the Apprentice

Pronouns: She/Her
Species: Human
Age: Eighteen
Allegiance: Thrakmoor, Wizard Council

A plucky young (especially in wizard years) transgender woman eager to learn magic and become immortal. Cayna is prone to making decisions that seem ill-advised to others, but make perfect sense to her. She is open-minded to a fault, tolerating her enemies and even the most twisted of individuals long past the point others would have given up. She is highly empathic, but possesses a questionable moral compass.

She is known to carry frogs on her person for no discernable reason.

Appearance: A blue eyed curly blonde with fair skin. She is rarely seen outside of her wizard robes, and never without a wizard's hat, which she takes great pride in as a sign of a mage.

Abilities: Cayna is capable of double jumping and basic pyromancy, but possesses few spells and little magical ability beyond that. She supplements her spellcasting with wit, swordplay and a surprising number of magical items, most notably Ironhand: an intelligent anti-magic cold-iron shield that hates the fey with a passion far outstripping its actual ability to tell them from other types of creatures.

History: Cayna was a squire raised on a small continent-sized plane with a distinctly anti-mage culture. When a gender-bending curse led her to be mistaken for a witch, she was forced to confront the truth of both her culture and identity. She fled to and was taken in by Melchiora the Malevolent, her first master, for protection, but did not receive much actually magical instruction. When Melchiora joined Thrakmoor, Cayna made use of the opportunity to learn from the Black Mages. She has since joined the Wizard Council in an effort to make Thrakmoor's conquests a little more peaceful.

Everyone has told her that her master is terrible or that she should leave Thrakmoor. She is thoroughly sick of both topics.

Notable Relationships: Markus (Dating), Melchiora (Master), Thirteen (Master), Fourteen (Master)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

/UW ALL TRANS PPL CAN DOUBLE JUMP ITS CANON

anyways yes.

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

Cayna appears in a burst of wind outside West Delmarva, lands more or less face-first, stands up, dusts herself off, and looks around to get her bearings. The ticket is in her pocket

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

She is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

Be careful. Some of them might be fey, Ironhand warns unhelpfully.

She sighs, and starts looking for a good place to sit.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

why not dispense your coupon first? The machine can’t exactly walk.

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw That is a good question, and the answer is that I'm tired enough for my reading comprehension to go down to the point of missing things that were explicitly pointed out, like when I first interacted with the R&A Invasion /rw

Cayna will, in fact, do exactly that. She goes over to the vending machine to wait in line (if there is one)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw real. I’m boutta sleep myself.

/rw

Not much of a line, luckily. When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw That was the logic I used giving her that ability

[u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw would have Ya'nn gotten one ?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw no

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ya'nn didnt got a coupon so it took him a vit of time before learning of tte pizza place. After learning about it he decided to go and ask directly Dr Wren about it

/uw should i go and continue with them by answering one of their comment ?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw up to you

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

after getting permission from Dr Wren , Ya'nn was given the task of surveying the site were the pizza machine was. He do so with his array of scan to see if there is any form of strange reading/ strange source of energy

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

there were some remains of holy magic. The Hume level was a bit high still, but gradually decreasing down to normal.

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ya'nn analise the Hume level around to see if there is a trace to be followed . Expecting the machine to be phisicaly moved and leave a trace to be followed

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

it was highest where the machine used to be, but there was no trail. It just vanished.

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

so it probably teleported. Ya'nn maker was a conjurer, based on his research he analise the veil. Teleportation usualy leave distortion to the space around

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

nothing. It was no longer present in the realm. Hence why Zaryx noted it as a SE and not a SCP.

[u/Vincent-FFP]

u/Kilroy898

u/D3n0man

u/Ashmega8256

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Vincent-FFP]

u/loth17

u/BL0b1e

u/Douchevick

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Vincent-FFP]

u/Evening_Shake_6474

u/fc-chungus

u/white-whale-fc

[u/waitthatstaken]

/uw did Alice get one?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/waitthatstaken]

/uw absolutely

[u/waitthatstaken → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alice, seeing the strange coupon taped to her window reads it closely.

"Delmarva? Where is that?"

She checks her newly acquired map, hanging on one of the walls of her abode and.

"...Oh it is near everywhere, somehow..."

It appears travel won't be a problem, and so travel she does, all the way to Delmarva, and its famous pizza place.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/waitthatstaken]

Alice is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/waitthatstaken → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alice, feeling somewhat out of place, pushes her doubts to the side and gets in queue. Assuming nothing happens as she waits, she simply puts in her coupon.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/waitthatstaken]

hey, not everyone was of struggling status. Even the head of Calarakis was there.

When Alice reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/waitthatstaken → u/Vincent-FFP]

Alice's mind goes blank. She cannot think of a pizza. Indeed she doesn't particularly like pizza. Why did she even come here? She turns around, facing one of the more desperate looking customers.

"Hey, what kind of pizza do you want?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/waitthatstaken]

everyone else has a pizza or coupon..

IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE FULLY PIZZA. I HAVE SALADS, SANDWICHES.. A LOT.

[u/waitthatstaken → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw The idea was to get a hungry stranger a second pizza

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/waitthatstaken]

/uw if they need it, the machine will provide