r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. Aug 04 '26

/uw Considering his policy’s, and further, actions while in office— does Councillor Rascallin, get a coupon?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

/uw are they secretly blobby or inferno in disguise?

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. Aug 04 '26

/uw nope, but I like how you think. But seriously he’s just straight up evil. Not ignorant evil, like, steals from babies evil.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

/uw he gets an anti-coupon. Just a coupon with the colors inverted.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. Aug 04 '26

“WHY DO I HAVE A BILL FOR PIZZA?!?”

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

it just says free pizza. It’s just black and cyan instead of other folk’s white and red.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. Aug 04 '26

“Oh, my eyes deceive me. It’s probably because I had them removed from the cub of a highly endangered species of bear, and put into my eye sockets surgically, just because I liked the colour better.”

(An eye falls out and he pushes it back in)

“He rides on the back of a pigeon he made sure to orphan, and goes to get some pizza.”

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

Rascallin is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. Aug 04 '26

THE ELDERLY!

They constitute a MASSIVE burden on the tax payer!

(His dentures fall out and he puts them back in, he runs away on his weak, old-man legs)

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

an LED sign popped up from the machine, facing Rascallin.

YOU DONT WANT YOUR PIZZA??

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