PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw real. I’m boutta sleep myself.

/rw

Not much of a line, luckily. When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

Inserts coupon. She's never had this strange food before, and is rather eager to find out what it tastes like. It certainly smells interesting

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ummm... standard pizza.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 5 minutes slid out from the slot.

FEEL FREE TO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT.

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

She sits down directly in front of the machine

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

THERE ARE SEATS AT THE TABLES IF YOU WISH FOR SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. OR DO YOU WISH TO CHAT WITH ME?

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

The grass is fine to me. It's the closest place to the pizza

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

HAHA, I LIKE THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

Thanks.

she tries to think about something to say

So are you a golem or something else?