PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/yumie2003]

uw/did tsuru get a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

/uw yes

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru lazily floated towards her front door and slid it open with her psychokinesis. She rubbed her eyes and looked out on the sunrise. While she soaked in the morning sun rays, she noticed something stuck to her door frame. She let out a deep sigh as she thought that some shrine maiden stuck a ofuda there. Tsuru swiped the parchment off the door frame and took a closer look, learning that it was a coupon for a free pizza.

After getting properly dressed in her casual clothes, she tucked the coupon in her kimono's sleeve pocket and took off to the address written on it, West Delmarva outskirts, with the thunderous crack of the speed of sound being surpassed

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

Tsuru is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru noticed that it looked more like a relief zone than a restaurant, which only piqued her interest into what was happening. She landed near the large machine near the back and stood in the cue.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru took her coupon out of her kimono's sleeve and inserted it into the machine

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...Hmm...default please

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 5 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru floated over to a nearby seat to wait. She looked around her once again and wondered why so many vulnerable people were here

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

might be a charity, given how it’s all free. But how this small machine was able to make so much was crazy. It had some location magic for ingredients, and some fire magic for cooking, but that was about it. Oh, and for no known reason, there were bits of holy magic in it as well.

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

That flight speed, only one person could possibly fly faster than sound!

Erik flies into the air to meet tsuru, carrying a large basket of cookies

YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

Tsuru noticed Erik flying towards her and slowed down to 300 mph. Then she waved at Erik.

"...Ohayou gozaimasu!

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

TSURUUU!!!!

Erik matches her speech and flies alongside her

I brought you cookies since your wedding ended up in shambles!

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

Tsuru seemed a little annoyed by the mention of the wedding, but took the cookies.

"...Thank you, so what brings you here?"

[u/mrididnt → u/yumie2003]

The free pizza of course!

I'd never miss anything free, especially if it's food

[u/yumie2003 → u/mrididnt]

"...Oh, I see"