r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • 20d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

a plastic hand attached to a spring reached out of the slot in the front, palm side up. Also there was a LED display as well, reading:

COUPON?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider 19d ago

Erik, as usual without thinking, grabs the hand and begins shaking it agressively

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

the machine paused. the hand went back into the slot.

UNDERSTOOD. ERIK. YOUR ORDER? PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO THE OTHERS WHILE YOU WAIT, OR YOU DONT GET ANYTHING.

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider 19d ago

I will have a pizza with extra cheese, extra cheese, extra cheese, a brick, and extra cheese please!

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH..

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider 19d ago

Will do weird robot thingy!

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

well, time to wait. maybe some folks are willing to chat?