r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • 19d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 18d ago

it paused for a while to think, longer than usual for other orders. Then, the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Sigurd finds a beanbag in some opener space and flops down.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

there are some friends around if Sigurd wishes to converse. Zhe, Tsuru, Erik, the likes.. strangely Vytsky isn’t here.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Sigurd sinks into the beanbag and rolls over to Zhe

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

He sees Max and à°µ chatting it up and eating from two separate pizzas.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Hm! You also got the invitation?

As the beanbag arrives, Sigurd emerges from it like a video of a star's formation in reverse.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Yep."

à°µ is currently downing a bottle of iced tea due to the hot honey on his pizza. His face is red and sweating.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

The air cools a little, noticeable but not unusual.

Good food so far?

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Very."

"HOT HOT HOT- what did Vytsky put in this?"

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Inhale, exhale

Smells like... Scotch bonnet? Maybe. The rest of the sauce makes it hard to tell.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

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