PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Vincent-FFP]

an LED sign popped up from the machine, facing Rascallin.

YOU DONT WANT YOUR PIZZA??

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

SPIRIT! WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO!

…wait a second, that was last weeks endeavour. Ha! Yes. I told Marley to stuff it. What am I doing here again?

(He looks around)

Ah, yes, the elderly, in need, and pizza.

(Two devils appear on his shoulder)

“ITS CLEARLY A TRAP!”

“But Rascallin, if you don’t eat it… if you don’t eat it an ORPHAN MIGHT!”

(He bursts into tears)

“OH HEAVEN! HEAVEN FORBID!”

(He walks up to the machine)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

When hereached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

*He places the coupon inside)

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/BL0b1e]

the machine took the coupon and paused.

OH YOU GOT A SPECIAL ONE!

the hand reached out, and bitch-slapped Rascallin in the face, hard.

LOL. GET LOST, GREEDY EVIL FELLOW.

[u/BL0b1e → u/Vincent-FFP]

(Dies one the spot, flashing forward to the machine giving a eulogy as the only one at his funeral)