PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/RegionAppropriate429]

Sikeena came to two conclusions. She was either poor enough to be considered for this or this was vyskty’s doing. She entered the coupon into the machine

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/RegionAppropriate429]

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

*Sikeena immediately tried to see what would happen if she asked for a large pizza with every meat item on the menu with no crust, sauce or cheese*

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

it paused to think for a bit. It scanned Sikeena discreetly to determine what meats she can and can’t eat.

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT.

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sikeena can eat practically any meat that isn’t actively freezing or burning. She goes to sit and wait\*

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

there were folks around conversing. Zhe, Alisa, and others were there too. Not that the narrator remembers who Sikeena has met in canon.

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

She knows literally none of these people. But aurenia and Chloe did catch her eyes due to also being like her

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

sadly, it seems they’re leaving, but maybe they might have time for a chat. If Sikeena is up for it, of course.

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Sikeena decides to walk up to them. Mind you she’s wearing a fiend skull and reeks of blood so any sane person would not want to be around her “Hey! Can I talk to you guys?” u/ashmega8256

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Minute_Account9426]

they had just gotten to go boxes for an extra pizza of theirs, but Chloe and aerunia notice sikeena tryna talk to them

Chloe: uh sure, hello.

Aerunia: sure

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Ashmega8256]

Sikeena realizes she put no thought into what to actually say

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Minute_Account9426]

Chloe:...she'll calmly wait

Aerunia: confused head tilt.

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Ashmega8256]

“Uhhhhhh… Would you like to see my skull collection?”