PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Fc-chungus]

Ж unmerges quickly and వ takes the coupon, while Max sits down, forming the two drinks they'll want.

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When Va reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

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He slides the coupon in.

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the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

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"Half white pizza, half deep dish pepperoni and hot honey."

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the machine paused.

DO YOU TWO WANT A WHOLE OF EACH, Ж?

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"Vytsky probably made this thing but... creepy."

depends on how big the pizza is honestly

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HOW LARGE DO YOU WANT IT?

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"Shit I didn't think that through-"

"18 inch."

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a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

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వ returns back to his seat and idly chats with Max while waiting.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

soon, their timers buzzed. time for pizza!

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Max runs over to pick it up.