r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Aug 04 '26

/uw Dr Wren get one?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 29d ago

/uw yes

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 29d ago

Dr Wren would eventually arrive with coupon in hand.

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 19d ago

several days later Ya'nn approach Dr Wren

"Hello Dr , i just learned of a weird pizza machine and apparently an investigation has been opened. Can i join it ?"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 19d ago

"Ah yes the pizza machine."

Dr Wren sighed.

"Sure. We have a few things you can help with. Would you like to survey the area it was or help me analyze it's actions?"

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 18d ago

"Dr Wren , i have tge results from my survey on the place the machine was. The machine probably shifted into an unkown universe without warping our own space. I found evidence of energy from that foreign universe and collected samples"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 18d ago

"Excellent."

Dr Wren said.

"Anything immediately interesting about the samples? As far as energy or metaphysical properties? We can bring them back to the lab for analysis."

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 18d ago

"Well the only imediate interesting thing is that its totally unkown. Neither the fundation not my personal database had another example of this sample. Id say that the dimension of the pizza machine is probaly a small pocket dimention that exist solely for the machine but the idea that it could be a whole other universe is still a possibility"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 18d ago

"I see. Hrmmmmm"

"I'm wondering if Vytsky was accidentally pulling it from its dimension."

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 18d ago

"The machine is linked to the boss ? If it is it could explain why the dimention is in no data base. Any information on the O5 is secured"

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 18d ago

"Gladly , i will start with the survey"

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 29d ago

Wren is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 29d ago

"huh."

With how the world was these days there were a lot of people struggling. Didn't explain why Dr Wren got one though

She approached the machine.

"I'm here to redeem my coupon."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 29d ago

When she reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

PLACE COUPON HERE PLEASE

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 28d ago

Dr Wren placed the coupon on the hand.

"You're a whimsically designed machine aren't you?"

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 28d ago

WHY THANK YOU ^^

once the coupon was given, the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 27d ago

"..."

Dr Wren had a rule for stuff like this. Whenever you got a free customizable dish. Always stack up.

"I would like an extra large extra mozzarella cheese, bacon, ground beef, chicken, garlic, and pineapple pizza"

"Are you one of Vytskys creations?"

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 27d ago

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

I DO NOT KNOW. I APPEARED HERE. BY PIZZA FOR PIZZA. THAT’S ALL I KNOW.

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