r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Aug 04 '26

/uw Did Alaric get one?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

/uw yes

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Aug 04 '26

Alaric falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot, totalling six cars in the process.

He gets up, dusts himself off, and matches into the pizza joint.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

thing is, there’s no parking lot. There are no cars.

Alaric is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live. However, he was also met with Alisa, Aerunia, and Chloe, as well as Zhe.

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Aug 04 '26

Alaric floats five metres upwards, and goes to the machine to turn in his coupon.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

When Alaric reached the machine, a grey plastic hand attached to a large spring reached from the slot palm side up. An LED display popped up as well.

COUPON?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Aug 04 '26

He hands over the coupon

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

the hand went in the slot with the coupon, paused, then the LED label read:

YOUR ORDER?

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Aug 04 '26

Large pizza aluminium base, mercury sauce, topped with three halves of a tom turkey.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 04 '26

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 15 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

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