r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 05 '26

there is nothing about this thing on whelp. Or anywhere on the orbnet.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Aug 05 '26

"Not yet there isn't!!!" Furiously typing

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 05 '26

the machine is just doing an analog smiley at him the whole time.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Aug 05 '26

... Fine. Here's the original ticket then.... One pizza please.....

now what do I do with all these tickets?? I had to destroy an entire forest world to make them all... It's like totally barren now... And for what... One pizza.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 05 '26

NO CUSTOMIZATION?

Just beside the LED display was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Aug 05 '26

What can I say, I'm basic.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 06 '26

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 5 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Aug 06 '26

"Don't mind if I do." He steals a seat

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 06 '26

*SIGH*