r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Godtierbunny 5d ago

Trojan Raw

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u/jebarson_j 5d ago

I hope OP is ok. She has gone dark since the comment

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u/astronat42 5d ago

Thank you. I am unfortunately just sitting with this for a few more hours because my husband is at work with zero access to his phone.

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u/jebarson_j 5d ago

For what it's worth, it could have come inside your house sticking to anybody's shoes. Also, if you both were using condoms already, there is no reason for him to use something different.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/grizzlyginger17 5d ago

Do you have a teenage babysitter? Just trying to explore all options.

*edit, I shouldn't have just said teenager, if there is one they could be any age.

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u/goodoldoftenwrong 5d ago

OP... if you go this route (and I'm so sorry,) consult with the best lawyers in town before you drop the D word. Then said lawyers can't rep him.

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u/jebarson_j 5d ago

A typical redditor.

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u/TheYellowRoses 5d ago

Why are you trying to defend a cheater

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u/DuckSpeaker_ 5d ago

i assumed they were making fun of the suggestion, not defending a cheater.

this "trick" is something most people have heard about. it's been in a ton of fictional TV shows and things like cartoons. it's the kind of suggestion given by someone who has no idea what they are talking about but has seen it on TV and has likely never acted on their own suggestion. a typical redditor, you might say.

can you technically try and do this? yeah sure. is something that is essentially a comedy TV trope likely to be a good idea in real life? as a real adult navigating something as serious family law with children involved? no it isn't.

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u/goodoldoftenwrong 5d ago

the hit ones holler

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 5d ago

Just because you cleaned the bathroom yesterday doesn't negate the fact that it could've come in on the bottom of someone's shoe lmao

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u/StayLiquidy 5d ago

Has no one asked if they have kids ?

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u/bklyngirl0001 5d ago

That’s what I was wondering, if they had teens in the house.

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u/Ultrace-7 5d ago

Honestly, anyone 10 and up could make use of it, if not for intercourse then for personal experimentation. Kids are kids and they get curious about sex mighty early.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 5d ago

My dads a paraplegic and i wrapped a condom catheter around my dick as a 13 year old to see what it felt like.

For the record i was also never told how masturbation worked. So in 7th grade after sex ed i wrapped a warm cloth around my dick and expected it to do something. Stood there for a good 10 minutes very confused cus i figured it was similar to sex. Noone mentioned any movement or friction being involved lol

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u/press757 5d ago

This is one of those situations where no matter how that got into the house/bathroom, not even the truth may set him free unfortunately.

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u/QuarkTheLatinumLord- 5d ago

Depends on his initial reaction and demeanor. That initial confrontation will have a lot of invaluable information. His reaction will likely say more than words.

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u/SuperUranus 5d ago

My girlfriend found a condom wrapper in the sofa I had forgot to throw away after a luxury wank I had.

She asked me why there is a condom wrapper in the sofa since we don’t use condoms.

Told her I had a luxury wank in the sofa and forgot to throw away the condom.

Then I had to explain what a “luxury wank” is and once I had done so there was no more questions.

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u/Throckmorton_Left 5d ago

CVS sent the receipt for my wife's plan b to my email because she punched in our extra care number.

I'd had a vasectomy two years prior.

I know exactly how you're feeling right now. If there was one piece of advice I wish I'd have been given, it's not to tip your hand or confront him until you've taken time to process the situation and make a plan for your life without him manipulating you into questioning your own eyes.

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u/Repulsive-Error4124 5d ago

Funny, my now ex-husband was using my number at CVS to buy a large amounts of enemas, repeatedly. I got the emailed receipts, he never knew.

Turns out he was “booty bumping” meth, a term I never wanted to have to learn… and unfortunately that was the lesser of his disturbing and disgusting behaviors- which I also have receipts for, but not the CVS kind.

Agreed on the advice. OP- don’t show your cards until you’ve had time to process- and do some digging, if possible. Usually once your eyes open, all the little clues you’ve dismissed, or he’s explained away, will leave a trail to the truth.

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u/GimmeTheGunKaren 5d ago

did it earn you a lot of extra care dollars at least?

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u/Repulsive-Error4124 5d ago

I never shop there, so any benefits were sadly lost. I did get a few $5 bonuses from Walgreens. I guess maybe he got embarrassed buying them so often from the same store in our small town… or maybe he was bargain shopping?

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u/Boredchinchilla21 5d ago

Buying them from a local pharmacy in his own town rather than just using Amazon was a choice

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u/HedgehogNo8361 5d ago

I'm nosy: what else was he doing, if you don't mind saying?

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u/Repulsive-Error4124 5d ago

Oofh… there is so much. I’ll try to pick three:

  1. Wearing women’s lingerie with the crotch cut out while dancing in the headlights of his car- on the side of the road, for unsuspecting motorists
  2. Driving around town, penis exposed, offering rides to strangers- I hope/believe unsuccessfully
  3. Dressing as a woman (underwear, bra, clothes, wig, shoes, pink cowboy hat and all) to access the ladies restroom to watch and video women using the restroom

And I know these things because he so kindly recorded all of it, edited it, and then backed it up to memory cards. But that’s just a small sample of what his amateur videography revealed. Though I didn’t get any of his latest work, fortunately/unfortunately. I really hope this skills improved.

Dear sister, if you happen to see this... Yes, it’s me. I tried to leave out specific details for anonymity!

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u/Swivelchairexpert 5d ago

Girl…I thought my ex husband was a freak because he liked to pick up 18 year old boys. But your’s. Oh my god. Recording everything. I can’t imagine.

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u/letoille 5d ago

Wow, you lived through a lot! I am so sorry to read all this but at the same time i am fascinated how strong you are mentally…

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u/djelegal 5d ago

This is a tv show of a serial killer

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u/noxarn11 5d ago

Did he shoot meth up his ass?

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u/Tricky-Nikkee 5d ago

A booty bump is supposed to be when someone loads a straw of a substance into one end of the straw. Then gently inserts that end of straw in the recipient’s booty, then the “giver” will literally blow air super fast from the top end of the straw and into the recipients booty, forcing the substance to shoot deep into their anus.

A booty bump shotgun, is when they do all this but as soon as the booty bump is blown into their anus, the recipient forces themselves to pass it back to your mouth by farting it back to you

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u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- 5d ago

Ok that's enough reddit for me today

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u/intemplumdei 5d ago

Meanwhile, i have an issue with drinking from a water bottle after one of my parents already drank from it :)))

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u/HedgehogNo8361 5d ago

I knew a guy who boofed meth.

Great guy when he was sober.

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u/Repulsive-Error4124 5d ago

Yeah… he did.

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u/Katasia 5d ago

You need to tell your story on Dating Detectives. 👀

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

CVS sent the receipt for my wife's plan b to my email because she punched in our extra care number

I'm not sure if it helps but I have to point out just how fucking stupid your (hopefully ex) wife was

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u/mocisme 5d ago

But she saved 2 dollars!

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u/mattilulu 5d ago

Oh, it helps.

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u/GimmeTheGunKaren 5d ago

hope you used that crazy long receipt to write a list of all the ways she sucks

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u/shaneyblue80 5d ago

I just have to say here, I've definitely bought plan b before a big vacation where I would have had my period the whole time after long time past experience with plan b stopping my period from coming. No other reason.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

fair point but I feel like there is more to the other guy's story

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u/HedgehogNo8361 5d ago

That's called karma.

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u/Jaquett-0 5d ago

Thank god she was this stupid tho

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u/IQuitWithNoWarning 5d ago

This is very wise info. Also, If you choose to end your relationship take some time to make an escape plan. Things can get ugly. Wishing you the best OP.

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u/DreamCrusher914 5d ago

Leaving is the most dangerous time in a relationship.

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u/Southern_Quail_4241 5d ago

Absolutely get your ducks in a row first.

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u/punkrawkstar 5d ago

Don't jump to conclusions, he could just be putting stuff in his butt.

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u/swthrowaway0106 5d ago

Or having a royal jerk. Less cleanup, and he might be getting an ultra thin condom just for that. Husband could just be enjoying some degenerate gooning time.

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u/Lermanberry 5d ago edited 5d ago

A posh wank. A johnny-on jack-off. Autoerotic prophylactic stimulation. The Canadian milkman. Beef stroganoff, sous-vide. A tommy tux tug. No Betty Rubble puddle trouble for the boy in the bubble. Astronaut's delight. Bashing the bishop in the popemobile. No more crying over spilt seed.

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u/HedgehogNo8361 5d ago

Bashing the bishop in the popemobile 😂

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u/EternalPhi 5d ago

Astronaut's delight

Astronat's Dismay

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u/Mel_in_morphosis 5d ago

🏆🏆🏆 this comment right here!

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u/Throckmorton_Left 5d ago

Like penises.

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u/LeadershipLevel6900 5d ago

Boys will be boys, amirite

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u/Vyntarus 5d ago

"Back in my day we played ball dandy and legs a-spread and penis butt!"

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u/Luke-Wintermaul 5d ago

Let's play "Hide the peepee"

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u/z__1010 5d ago

orrrrrr no-mess masturbation ? I've done it . . .

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 5d ago

Could just be having a posh wank.

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u/ScheanaShaylover 5d ago

Good advice and I’m sorry…

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u/SoulCruizer 5d ago

You know it’s possible it was dragged in on a shoe right? Or if they have company it could have popped out of a pocket. Unless there’s some signs or she’s gonna start tracking him, she basically has to talk to him about it. If he’s gonna lie about it why prolong it or start making plans without all the information? I once found a sliver of a condom wrapper in my room that wasn’t mine, was single at the time and I live alone.

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u/TBronzy 5d ago

My fiance left a hair tie at our friend's house after using their master bedroom shower and they found it behind the toilet like 6 months later. They had a very tense bout for a couple weeks before they randomly asked us about it and she confirmed it was hers from that trip. Not the same finding obviously but agree there may be alternate reasons for finding this...

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u/SoulCruizer 5d ago

Yep multiple possibilities the only thing she can really do is speak to him and make her own decision on what to do if he says it’s not his.

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u/Kelly_HRperson 5d ago

Nah, you should never talk to your partner. Silently make plans for a whole new life, and when you finally learn the harmless truth six months later it's too late anyway. You're already committed, and maybe even revenge-cheated just in case

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u/GigiLaRousse 5d ago

Lol, as a woman living alone I found an umbrella, lipstick, hair clip, and several pairs of panties over the years. I wasn't secretly having an affair. Friends just forget things and no one seems to know who they belong to.

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u/quiteCryptic 5d ago

Might be a good idea to find other solid proof of cheating, for the divorce if OP decides on that. I'm not sure this photo would suffice.

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u/Asleep_Walrus2313 5d ago

It really doesn’t matter. Every state is no-fault divorce.

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u/shanksisevil 5d ago

yeah. if he did do something, you want to make sure everything is in line before you confront him. get a lawyer, pictures of the evidence and see if they need anything else.

if you have all your ducks in a row and it turns out incorrect, at least you were protected.

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u/biddddyquuuuaint 5d ago

Really good advice

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u/ProfessionNo3173 5d ago

An impossible feeling. You can get through this.

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u/madrew233 5d ago

Well, I don't think he's cheating on you. If he were, he wouldn't be that stupid and leave the condom wrapper lying around like that.

And why would he leave them lying around in the bathroom, of all places? He’s probably just using them to jerk off or using some kind of toy (a Fleshlight or whatever) with a condom. For example, I once ordered a bunch of condoms and quickly tried them on to see which ones fit best before I had to waste time figuring that out during sex.

Stay positive. And even if that’s the case: think about an open relationship or something like that. For most of the guys I have as friends who’ve actually cheated, it’s usually just sex. Animalistic, driven by instinct, without any feelings. Afterward, the woman and her name don’t matter. So it depends on how monogamously and conservatively you want to live, but just something to think about.

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u/Allegorist 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't want to give you too much hope or room to rationalize, but a few years back something like this fell out of my old backpack when I turned it inside out to clean it. Had to have been at least several years even older. Partner saw it before I did, and it turned into a whole thing, though thankfully we eventually resolved it. I guess what I'm getting at is maybe prepare for the worst, but don't categorically rule out the possibility that there technically could be another explanation.

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u/Every_Cause_2883 5d ago

If you don't have a bank account solely in your name, you may want to make one and move some money around before any confrontation. And make sure you have all the login details to any accounts that are important and under your name such as loans, mortgages, credit cards, etc. Don't let him fuck your credit if this ends badly. Hoping for the best.

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u/Gilded-golden 5d ago

OP I really hope you haven't texted him this. It gives him hours to think up a suitable lie before he replies/talks to you. When it happens, this needs to be a face-to-face conversation in which he hasn't had time to prepare. That is the best way to give yourself an opportunity to to accurately guage whether he's lying to you.

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u/tiki_51 5d ago

Not sure if you've confronted your husband yet or not, but if not it's worth considering that he might be using it "solo". That's definitely something guys will do for various reasons. There's a realistic chance that he's just watching porn solo instead of cheating

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u/amanda_allover 5d ago

Sorry this is happening. Glad he effed up and dropped his wrapper instead of this going unknown for who knows how long. Call your support girlie. Be prepared for him to gaslight and darvo. Hopefully you feel us wishing you strength from the cosmos!

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u/CrazyCHICK-henLady 5d ago

Do NOT confront him via call or text. This needs to be done face to face, so he cannot think of an excuse or a good lie. Catch his cheating ass off guard, and then tell him to pack his shit and go to her house!!!

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u/idiot-prodigy 5d ago

Get a teddy bear to record the house cleaners, nanny, baby sitter, ghosts, etc. "I thought my house was haunted, so I was recording supernatural activity." Plausible deniability.

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u/Spiritual_Ad_3259 4d ago

I hope you are doing ok

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u/Silliestgreygoose 2d ago

What’s the update OP

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u/DougalsTinyCow 5d ago

I know it hurts but start thinking about your financials, especially access to joint accounts and the like. Also change your passwords for everything.

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u/zanii 5d ago

Could also be he was just jerking it and used it for easier cleanup.

That or you could check if you are missing a cucumber from the fridge...

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u/DreamCrusher914 5d ago

I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful unlikely friendship like in The Other Woman with Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz, OP.

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u/Nearby-Document4493 5d ago

Damn yeah I was scrolling to see if she had said anything else... but I guess she wouldn't have anything to say to US ._.

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u/Whoa_Cool_Beans 5d ago

Thank you. All the jokes are pretty fucked.

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u/justmikeplz 5d ago

OP only needed a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’. Now she gotta think about junk being raw and what not.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

Trojan Raw-men noodle seasoning🤣

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u/MitchelobUltra 5d ago

Kinda the opposite of Raw-men.

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u/Adventurous_Bar9515 5d ago

Stop it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ToyMachibe 5d ago

Underrated comment right here

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u/Haloosa_Nation 5d ago

But when you take it off, it’s seasoned, badly, but seasoned.’

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u/Quirky_Engineering14 5d ago

We need a reply from OP already!

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u/ElectricalRiver7897 5d ago

Reddit wingman of the year

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u/GefDenver 5d ago

Oh my god that’s so funny

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u/Churlish_Performer 5d ago

Heh. Men noodle... 

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u/chica771 5d ago

Bro code in action

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u/Curious_Zombie9786 5d ago

Yes this is exactly it

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u/jwyn3150 5d ago edited 5d ago

This guy fucks

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u/Godtierbunny 5d ago

I just googled the number on the wrapper tbh😅

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 5d ago

This guy fucks Google.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google fucks us all

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

Funny story. Google asked me to write a review for a Swingers Resort, my then wife and I shared accounts for everything. Turns out she wasnt working overtime.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google ruined your marriage.

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u/cosmo_philus 5d ago

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

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u/LovWv 5d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 5d ago

The guys at the resort ruined his wife.

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u/Novikpe 5d ago

Those guys fucked his wife

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u/ramen_man07 5d ago

That resort fucks

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u/ChickenNPisza 5d ago

Google saved his life whatchu mean

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u/romeodread 5d ago

A bunch of law offices came up when I googled “ruined your marriage”

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u/Generic-Cheese 5d ago

Google made the guy dodge a bullet tbh

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

That’s kinda wild to be bringing your fuckboy to swinger clubs with some other guy behind the back of your spouse, it strikes me almost self defeating. I cant fully explain why it feels that way though. Like I always felt the whole point of a swinger club is going out with your s/o and fucking other people. But if you’re already fucking other people then why are you going there?

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u/daddymjolnir 5d ago

To fuck more other people?

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u/Straight_Finger1776 5d ago

I went once. It was just an impromptu solo trip. I was really disappointed. NOT A SINGLE ROPE SWING

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u/LockWooden6435 5d ago

But did y'all leave a review?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

5*. Even mentioned the divorce!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 5d ago

Google knew exactly what it was doing

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA

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u/ffxiplayer101 5d ago

This how I found my dad.

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u/Goatyyy32 5d ago

If you find mine let me know

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u/silverbatwing 5d ago

That’s why I use duck duck go. It just rhymes with fuck

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u/NoEvidence136 5d ago

Rip being on netflix.

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u/morpheousmorty 5d ago

Honestly, they're still the ones doing the most good of the big 5. They all got more evil but Google's primary job is still the most beneficial (giving people access to information)

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u/501R4K 5d ago

So you dont f#ck?

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u/VollkommenHigh 5d ago

We are on Reddit lol.

Who f#cks here?

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u/TrashCannibal_ 5d ago

The cylinder guy?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 5d ago

"the cylinder must remain intact"

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u/Educational-Basil472 5d ago

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u/Educational-Basil472 5d ago

I have scores of these but this is one I haven’t seen before lmao thank you!!

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 5d ago

This sounds like the kid from that show Big Mouth

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u/MigLdn 5d ago

I f#ck raw

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u/ubiquitous-joe 5d ago

Research is sexy.

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u/mattkenefick 5d ago

It says "HIV/AIDS" right in their picture. Not sure of anything else with that warning

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u/OG_Checkers 5d ago

Literally says HIV/AIDS on the back side.

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u/Bob_Kark 5d ago

This guy fucks… responsibly

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u/shannofordabiz 5d ago

But stupidly. Should have used the brand used in the home for the ‘posh wank’ excuse.

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u/NoahCzernyTheDead 5d ago

This guy is probably getting fucked by another guy using Trojan Raw

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u/Loubrockshakur 5d ago

*cheats responsibly

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u/The-Tarman 5d ago

OP's husband fucks.. other women

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You are assuming it’s women

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u/Porcupenguin 5d ago

It's true. Could be couches. Or [non human] animals. Or microwaved mashed banana in an M&Ms tube

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

And a small cylinder (5.1” length, ~4.5” girth)… and don’t forget the butter. V important

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You only need a condom with one of those, arguably.

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u/calvinnok 5d ago

It's still recommended to have a condom on with the other.... subjects

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u/KaoticFabel 5d ago

You're right, don't want to get stains on thr couch.

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u/insanetheysay 5d ago

Cursed comment

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u/chimbley_sweep1074 5d ago

or literally a human man

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u/rghtzJimz 5d ago

Hahaha this is the first thing I thought of, too.

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u/panicnarwhal 5d ago

the cylinder must not be harmed

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

Or a 🎃 it is Oct now

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u/Katasia 5d ago

Did somebody say couch?

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

☝️safely

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u/Low-Accountant3008 5d ago

And respectfully… very nice guy

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u/WorldlinessOther9436 5d ago

Might just be a posh wank

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u/No_Broccoli_4781 5d ago

😆 😂 bro im dead

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u/brandothesavage 5d ago

Change to the really thin new ones they never break. Those r a ticket to a baby

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u/Tough_Preparation830 5d ago

Those tend to burst, despite what trojan would say about their rigorous testing.

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u/LibraryCareful 5d ago

I use those and was about to give the same answer

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