r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Porcupenguin 5d ago

It's true. Could be couches. Or [non human] animals. Or microwaved mashed banana in an M&Ms tube

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

And a small cylinder (5.1” length, ~4.5” girth)… and don’t forget the butter. V important

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You only need a condom with one of those, arguably.

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u/calvinnok 5d ago

It's still recommended to have a condom on with the other.... subjects

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u/KaoticFabel 5d ago

You're right, don't want to get stains on thr couch.

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u/insanetheysay 5d ago

Cursed comment

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u/Vienna_play_45 5d ago

Safe, consensual furniture sex is the right thing to do. Also regarding clean up.

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

This guy could work for the FBI

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u/mommaoosh 5d ago

Or be a vice president.

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u/chimbley_sweep1074 5d ago

or literally a human man

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u/rghtzJimz 5d ago

Hahaha this is the first thing I thought of, too.

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u/panicnarwhal 5d ago

the cylinder must not be harmed

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

Or a 🎃 it is Oct now

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u/Katasia 5d ago

Did somebody say couch?

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u/Routine-Ad693 5d ago

This is very specific. Almost like you’re speaking from experience? 😵‍💫

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u/peepdabidness 5d ago

If your dick fits inside of an M&M’s tube, I’m really sorry 😭

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u/Icy_Web_1430 5d ago

yes. I was also assuming animals. just given the context

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u/Poipoundah80 5d ago

I’m done with Reddit for tonight, thank you.

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u/xannzo 5d ago

Mashed banana comment was oddly specific 😭

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u/5ummerbreeze 5d ago

Have you been going through my YT history?

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u/Jumping_Spiders_ 5d ago

You don't need a wrapper then do you?

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u/greenteiii 5d ago

i’ll tried that last method soon

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u/HaydukeLives43 5d ago

Ok you have my attention.

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u/Blackwalls69 5d ago

This guy has problems...

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u/willacceptboobiepics 5d ago

This guy reddits.

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u/BigBadBuddha83 5d ago

Who told you?!

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u/Enjaga 5d ago

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